Quote:
Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
... But unlike ISIS it'd be called whatever the name of the random third world country we'd taken over is. If that happened to be Honduras, it'd be called 'Honduras'.
I've had an epiphany. My earlier strategy of third world coup is solid, but there's an easier way. The Neo-Gorean State won't be called the Neo-Gorean State... it'll be
called ISIS. Because... it will
be ISIS. Recently those brave ISIS warriors did this...
Quote:
... The trade in women and girls from the Yazidi religious minority who are bought and sold, given as gifts between fighters and offered as prizes in competitions, is widespread in areas that the Islamic State controls, and highly organized. There are warehouses where the victims are held and viewing rooms where they are inspected by prospective buyers...
This is living the Neo-Gorean dream. After all, the four legs of the Neo-Gorean table (which are low tables, BTW) are (a) female sex slavery, (b) constant warfare and enslaving, (c) alcohol and cosplay, and (d) deep environmentalism.
Life under ISIS gives us (a) and (b) in spades. At first, it might seem that (c) would be a dealbreaker, as alcohol is Haram (forbidden for Muslims). But it's not. Our mashup Christian+Neopythagoreanism (which was an
actual religion) qualifies us a
Dhimmi. All we gotta do is pay our Jizya (religious tax), and we're good to go. As for (d) well yeah, ISIS is an environmental disaster. To that end, all Neo-Goreans must dedicated ourselves to making ISIS earth friendly from within.
Only under ISIS can we live our lives free from persecution and hatred. Meet the new Neo-Gorean movement:
Eco-Dhimmi Warriors for ISIS !!!1!