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02-17-2016 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Does this have anything to do with the artwork of Edward Gorey?
No. The inspiration is Libertarian writer John Norman's series of Gor novels, or the 'scrolls' as we like to call them.

The cover art is also iconic of the series, but not close to being accurate. This link shows these covers: NSFW. The reason they're not accurate is because no bookstore would stock the books otherwise. Some of the books also featured interior art, mainly B&W sketches. This link shows that artwork: NSFW.

A few years ago a Canadian company created authorized graphic novels of some of the books and were going to do them all. That project got scuttled, and the completed graphic novels were never released. The reason being that the Government of Canada ruled they were contraband. Some excerpts were released however: NSFW.

Dozens of artists have produced Gorean art over the decades. The most famous is arguably Boris Vallejo.
02-17-2016 , 07:04 PM
Damn! I read some of those when I was little. No memories of them though.
02-17-2016 , 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by kerowo
Damn! I read some of those when I was little. No memories of them though.
Do you remember the books getting sticky?
02-17-2016 , 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
... the Neo-Gorean state would be proclaimed...
I'd like to point out that the Neo-Gorean state wouldn't be called the Neo-Gorean state. Like The Islamic State there can only be one, and it'd be a theocracy. But unlike ISIS it'd be called whatever the name of the random third world country we'd taken over is. If that happened to be Honduras, it'd be called 'Honduras'.
02-17-2016 , 11:52 PM
02-18-2016 , 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson
Does this have anything to do with the artwork of Edward Gorey?

Man, I googled... and I remembered a lot of these from when I was a kid. Thanks for the little nostalgia rush !!!1! FYI: His Wikipedia page says he was famously asexual. The Gor books are erotica.

Any questions about Neo-Goreanism?
02-18-2016 , 12:36 PM

Like, is anyone at all curious who the Head of State would be in post-coup Honduras (aka the Neo-Gorean state)?
02-18-2016 , 02:53 PM
Wtf is up with chained women? Also stop bumping your ******ed thread.
02-18-2016 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnyCrash
Wtf is up with chained women? Also stop bumping your ******ed thread.
They're not women. Women are people. They're Kajira, which means slave girl. And... Go f*** yourself !!!1!

The answer to the Q about who would be the Head of State of the Neo-Gorean state... would be who ever was the Head of State before the revolution. In the case of Honduras, that would be the President.

Anyone wanna take a guess who's Head of Government of the Neo-Gorean state?
02-18-2016 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
They're not women. Women are people. They're Kajira, which means slave girl. And... Go f*** yourself !!!1!

The answer to the Q about who would be the Head of State of the Neo-Gorean state... would be who ever was the Head of State before the revolution. In the case of Honduras, that would be the President.

Anyone wanna take a guess who's Head of Government of the Neo-Gorean state?
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No one cares stfu ******!!1! If I made a rape world thread the "good posters" would cry until I got banned. Lol hypocrites of the worst kind.
02-18-2016 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnyCrash
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No one cares stfu ******!!1! If I made a rape world thread the "good posters" would cry until I got banned. Lol hypocrites of the worst kind.
Well first, we already have a Rape World thread. I've posted in it a coupla times already today. Here's a link. So no, I'm sure if you made another Rape World thread, you wouldn't get banned.

Second, although the scrolls often mention "Slave Rape", it's simply a figure of speech. There is no such thing as illegal slave rape. That's because slaves aren't people. They can't give, or withhold, consent... anymore than a pig or a dog. ETA: All convicted rapists (of people) under the Neo-Gorean state would be executed.

Third, if you have an issue about the moderation... there's a Moderation thread for that. Why the f*** are you 'tarding up my 'tarded thread with your 'tarded whining about moderation? STFU & GTFO !!!1!
Moving right along... the answer for "Who would be Head of Government", the answer is the same as for Head of State. Whoever it was before. In the case of Honduras, it'd also be the President. Here's a harder one... as I've mentioned, the Neo-Gorean state is a theocracy. Who'd be Head of Church?:

Last edited by Shame Trolly !!!1!; 02-18-2016 at 05:55 PM.
02-18-2016 , 06:10 PM
A bag of sex potatoes?
02-18-2016 , 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
A bag of sex potatoes?
I had to google that one... but no. But, that brings up a good point. There's a lotta different kinds of Goreans, and I'm pretty sure another kind is super big into sex potatoes. These are the different kinds of Goreans...
  • (Real) Goreans: Contrary to the name, real Goreans aren't real. They are fictional human characters who were born on the fictional planet of Gor. A tiny handful, mostly slavers and slaves, live secretly on a fictional Earth. All as described in John Norman's Gor novels.

  • Slave Planet Goreans: That fictional earth is known as the 'Slave Planet' on the fictional planet Gor. These are also fictional human characters born on that fictional Earth. Later they ended up on the fictional planet Gor. Almost universally as slave girls. Again, as in the scrolls.

  • Gor Fans: All the rest of the Goreans are real people on the real planet Earth. People who just like the books are simply just Gor Fans. Some, mostly pervs, take it a little farther...

  • Virtual Goreans: These are the dudes, and I gotta guess they're all dudes. IDK, because I ain't into this kink. Anyways, my understanding is that half of them pretend to be slave girls, they all go into some interwebs chatroom, and RPG while they... enjoy their sex potatoes. Virtual Goreans despise Live Style Goreans allegedly because of arcane doctrine issues. But really they're just jealous because Live Style Goreans get laid, and Virtual Goreans get... well, sex potatoes. John Norman despises Virtual Goreans.

  • Live Style Goreans: Livestyle Goreans are fringe BDSM freaks, and at least in one case a mass rapist. What they do is long term cosplay, down to the chicka getting real ass brands on their real asses, and such. They do orgys and have harems. Again, all I know is what I've read, and what's in the police reports. They claim they're not BDSM because they don't do 'safe words'... even though they do. Mainstream BSDM folk claim they're not BSDM because they don't do 'safe words' and their cosplay is offensive to humanity. Livestyle Goreans despise and ridicule Virtual Goreans because they get laid, and Virtual Goreans don't. John Norman despises Lifestyle Goreans even more than he despises Virtual Goreans.

  • Imaginative Sex Fans: John Norman actually wrote a sex book too. It's called Imaginative Sex, and describes ~50 RPG games that, and he carefully clarifies: are only for happy and legally married couples, in the privacy of their own bedroom, etc., and are definitely not bondage or discipline, etc. Imaginative Sex Fans pity Virtual Goreans because they don't get laid. They despise Lifestyle Goreans because they think they're a buncka freaks. John Norman, who's an old man now, has always been happily married, and they have never commented on their personal lives.

  • Philosophical Goreans: Just fans of of the books... who besides just liking the book, also especially appreciate the bits of wisdom and humor and history that are sprinkled throughout the scrolls, between wars and slaving of course. Example: a recurring punchline is along these lines: "When going somewhere where you can't be armed, it's best to be armed". I'm a Philosophical Gorean.

  • Neo-Goreans: ITT !!!1!
  • Gorean Parody Writers: See Houseplants of Gor.
  • Gorean Fan Fiction Writers: John Norman despises these scum the most of all.

Last edited by Shame Trolly !!!1!; 02-18-2016 at 07:25 PM.
02-18-2016 , 07:27 PM
No you a Neo ******ism. No one givess a **** about your masturbatory habits ffs.

Hey Kerowo what does this crap have to with politics? If you are going to make up stupid rules, you should enforce them across the board you god dam hypocrite!
02-18-2016 , 07:28 PM
I'm interested in becoming a lifestyle neo-Georgian. Subscribed.
02-18-2016 , 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnyCrash
No you a Neo ******ism. No one givess a **** about your masturbatory habits ffs.

Hey Kerowo what does this crap have to with politics? If you are going to make up stupid rules, you should enforce them across the board you god dam hypocrite!
Why are you opening this thread?
02-18-2016 , 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by kerowo
Why are you opening this thread?
Because he kept bumping it, I finally wasted my time to find out wtf the moron was going on about.
02-18-2016 , 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich
I'm interested in becoming a lifestyle neo-Georgian. Subscribed.
Well, a Life Style Gorean is different than a Neo-Gorean. But they're not mutually exclusive, and you can be both. Neo-Goreanism is a secret society. We have a secret password. PM me for it.

As for the Life Style Gorean part... I don't swing that way. But It's a real thing. Google is your friend. This is from 2005, so it's pretty dated, but it says there were 25000 Life Sytle Goreans...

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Originally Posted by BBC
Officers Discover Sex-Slave Cult
Police raided the terraced house in Darlington


A sex slavery cult based on a series of 1960s science fiction novels has been uncovered by police in Darlington. Durham Police discovered the bizarre sect after raiding a home in the area, after receiving complaints that a woman was being held against her will. But a spokesman said the Canadian was a willing participant and the other people involved were consenting adults.

The group, called Kaotians, follow the Chronicles of Gor novels which depict a society where women are dominated ... "...the majority of women in our organisation are obviously slaves because women have a submissive streak in them."...

up to 350 followers regularly meet in pubs and clubs around the North East... Kaotians are a splinter group of the Goreans, which base their beliefs on novels written by American university professor John Norman. The books are set on the quasi-medieval planet of Gor, which has a caste system and uses women as slaves.

There are an estimated 25,000 [Life Style] Goreans worldwide...
02-18-2016 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnyCrash
Because he kept bumping it, I finally wasted my time to find out wtf the moron was going on about.
Yea, the OP of the thread is the maroon here...
02-19-2016 , 10:37 AM
I'm assuming that given it's a theocracy the head of church matters more than the head of state or government so there's going to be a new, Neo Gorean, head of church?
02-19-2016 , 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by dereds
I'm assuming that given it's a theocracy the head of church matters more than the head of state or government so there's going to be a new, Neo Gorean, head of church?
Yes. The Head of Church, whose title is "First Initiate", will have powers akin to the Supreme Leader in Iran. He would, in turn, take his commands from Jesus y/o God.


Some rando Virtual Gorean's online RPG featuring Initiates
02-20-2017 , 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Shame Trolly !!!1!
... But unlike ISIS it'd be called whatever the name of the random third world country we'd taken over is. If that happened to be Honduras, it'd be called 'Honduras'.
I've had an epiphany. My earlier strategy of third world coup is solid, but there's an easier way. The Neo-Gorean State won't be called the Neo-Gorean State... it'll be called ISIS. Because... it will be ISIS. Recently those brave ISIS warriors did this...

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... The trade in women and girls from the Yazidi religious minority who are bought and sold, given as gifts between fighters and offered as prizes in competitions, is widespread in areas that the Islamic State controls, and highly organized. There are warehouses where the victims are held and viewing rooms where they are inspected by prospective buyers...
This is living the Neo-Gorean dream. After all, the four legs of the Neo-Gorean table (which are low tables, BTW) are (a) female sex slavery, (b) constant warfare and enslaving, (c) alcohol and cosplay, and (d) deep environmentalism.

Life under ISIS gives us (a) and (b) in spades. At first, it might seem that (c) would be a dealbreaker, as alcohol is Haram (forbidden for Muslims). But it's not. Our mashup Christian+Neopythagoreanism (which was an actual religion) qualifies us a Dhimmi. All we gotta do is pay our Jizya (religious tax), and we're good to go. As for (d) well yeah, ISIS is an environmental disaster. To that end, all Neo-Goreans must dedicated ourselves to making ISIS earth friendly from within.

Only under ISIS can we live our lives free from persecution and hatred. Meet the new Neo-Gorean movement:

Eco-Dhimmi Warriors for ISIS !!!1!

      
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