When Lirva finally gets locked in a cage for one of his dumb stunts, the thread is going to be the GOAT politics unchained thread.

Sooooo hoping its just for doing drugs for maximium lolz.

O/U on him actually complying with the court-ordered drug tests?

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Not that it'll matter to his die hard followers but he's put himself in a super ****ty position. Either he has to sacrifice his principles and follow a bunch of government regulations he says he doesn't believe in and that he's calling on people to revolt over or he ends up facing serious consequences.

What principles? Dude was a Marine, then bailed out and became an employee of the Russian gov't's propaganda department, and now is all about being down with the man and anarchyism. Guys like LirvA are those magical cash cows who really can be fooled all of the time.

Oh boy... today's was supposed to be the day! The start of jury selection for the 'Liberty' movement trail of the millennium. The trial of that stupid, stupid, stupid con artiest... Adam 'The Man' Kokesh. However, his trail has now been pushed back to 2013-11-18. So... more LOLtastically self-inflicted days in the can for The Man... what an idiot.

If my fellow Politards haven't done so as yet, I highly recommend checking out the official Adam 'The Man' -vs- the Government web site. The shear amount of LOLZ waiting there ready to be poured out (they don't even need squeezing) is literally overwhelming. I'll need to break it up into several posts so as to do it up right.

But first, let's take a broader look at nullification in DC.

LOL @ The Man's tiny army of sheeple thinking they can pull off a nullification for their pied-piper leader. And LOL @ The Man himself LOLtastically claiming his web-hit-promoting stunt was an act of civil disobeidence... and then turning right around and trying to 'angle-shot' the courts to get out of being punished for it.

What a luser, what an obvious con artiest.

Wow these guys are lighing money on fire. C'mon LirvA, your donations are needed!

Actually The Man probably does need the $$$$$. I haven't gone through all the LOLiciousness on the Adam The Man -vs- the Government website, and the freeadam.org website... but it seems he has been relying on public defenders up until his trial. Also one of the reasons he was denied bond is that he has no visible means of support.

And, like I said I haven't gone thru all this non-sense, but seems like two different crooked sheeple have ripped off all the Money-Bomb $$$$$ that the other sheeple contributed to "Free The Man" so far, together into the mid five figures. The first was the proprietor of Shield Mutual, which LOLtastically advertises itself as the first DRO in the world. And the second it seems was a volunteer staffer at his own Adam The Man -vs- the Government website.

You gotta know your're a luser at being a con artiest, when other con artiests are ripping off your own long con. What a tool.

It's more like lol you because you don't think one super Patriotic gun fiend could be selected for jury duty and hang the case because he or she disagrees with the DC gun ban.

lol are you laying odds for this kind of thing actually happening?

Yeah, its possible, but seems pretty unlikely.

Would you be entirely shocked if there was a hung jury on the gun charge? It's not like DBJ's are uncommon in this country. Casting nets isn't a bad strategy by the Kokesh fanboys.

Yes, and I'm willing to lay a small amount of money on that.

This.

Whichever junior US attorney who got handed this case is going to know that Adam The Man's hoping for a nullification. They're surely going to go over this issue during voir dire. Even if a rouge sheeple manages to sneak onto the jury... well the sheeple are even stupider than The Man. I gotta think, in that highly unlikely chance that a sheeple gets seated, that the sheeple has a better chance of themselves getting charged with jury tampering, than they do of hanging The Man's trial.

Sure, trying to 'angle shoot' the court using a rouge sheeple isn't a terrible strategy by itself. But really, holding money scamming Money Bombs (even if they weren't getting scammed themselves) and hoping for the Mother of all Hail-Mary's nullification... that's a pretty stupid overall strategy.

What Adam The Man should be doing is blowing whoever he needs to blow to get his privileged trust fund money flowing again, beg to be allowed to check into Betty Ford for a while, denounce his stupid commercial stunt for what it was, apologize, and try to negotiate some kinda plea bargain.

ACists bashing Kokesh itt.

Adam The Man Kokesh isn't an ACer, in fact he is a far from being one of us as you can get.

He's a 'statist'... and not just your garden variety scum of a 'statist'... he's the very worst kind: A 'statist' rights 'statist'. You know... the kinda pitiful degen who actually believes that states have rights.

Plea bargain? They've got him on tape willfully breaking federal weapons charges. His best bet is to rat out some of his drug connections.

Well, I failed at the Google trying to figure out why Adam The Man gets to stay in the can until at least 2013-11-18. But it seems his private lawyer just quit him, so the delay is probably to give some time for the new public defender that was assigned to him by the court to get up to speed.

So... Adam The Man is an unemployed indigent (remember: no visible means of support) and is now completely reliant on the very government he purports to hate (even though he volunteered to be one of their Marines) to protect his future freedom.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!1!! !!1111!!!

But I did find this...

And who is Kristen Tate, this believer of LOLtastical conspiracy theories, you ask...

BWAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ HA !!!!!11111! !!!1!

I'm too lazy to quote mine, but I'm pretty sure that the prosecutor said s/he would be willing to talk about a plea bargain, and that that is typical in these kinda cases. IDK, but maybe there might be some drug addict program he can beg to be included in that can mitigate what sentence he gets.

Also, and again I'm too lazy right now to quote mine, but I'm pretty sure that snitching was in fact The Man's first inclination... and that he did in fact originally whine that it was one of his unemployed indigent rents-for-works 'liberty' sheeple roommate's shrooms.

Do you think people have the right to self govern? That's what people mean by states rights when they aren't racists.

I think the phrase 'the right to self govern' is a buncha gibberish.

And LOL at believing that's what 'statist' righters are prating about, when they aren't being all racist. As an easy example... the loathsome L.Ron was citing the putrid 'statist' rights dogma to advance his anti-abortion, anti-pot, and anti-gay agendas.

However, on further consideration... maybe A.Kokesh calls himself 'The Man' because he knows and/or gets serviced by the hot 'liberty' chicas... Well at least he did, before he sent himself LOLtastially to jail. Of course, if The Man runs bad in the courts... he could end up being Adam The Bitch, and know and get to service his new 'husband' in prison.

Carey Wedler...

Kristen Tate...

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Just in case there's any doubt, Adam The Man Kokesh is a con artiest. He's a PAYtroit. And he comes from a Grifters like family of con artiests. Like his dear old dad, Charles The Grifter Kokesh, whose mug shot is here...

This is what Tom Sharpe of Santa Fe's The New Mexican wrote about The Man's big poppa on 2013-5-24...
BTW, according to Adam The Man himself, the VA house that he allegedly stored his shrooms in, as well as a dozen unregistered firearms, was 'upside-down', and it was apparently foreclosed on as everyone was evicted shortly after The Man LOLtastically insisted on being thrown into the can. And, once again according to The Man himself, one of his fellow con artiests/sheeple/team #liberty members stole all his belongings at that time.

So he was 'trading' work for rents with his sheeple... but he wasn't even paying the mortgage. So, once again, he was running still another PAYtriot scam.

Jury nullification activism is a good thing to do. We should all know about it educationally. Advocating for it on a specific case and around specific courtrooms is the wrong way.

So... it seems that Adam The Man Kokesh's new court appointed public defender did what was considered the impossible... s/he talked some sense into The Man, and got him to plead guilty to his LOLstupid website promoting Fourth of July stunt in DC. He's looking at up to over six years in prison for that little foolishness... and he's still got trials coming up for his alleged VA offences (2-10 more years), and AFAIK the Philly pot charges too.

What a stupid, stupid, stupid man.