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obv happy face time. that's well beyond the line. in fact i'd probably not even happy face, i'd need more satisfaction. i'd jab him in the nose twisting it sideways and hit him as hard as i could with a right.

only then would i feel satisfied. again though. if he was some little dude that would probably be extreme, so i'd open hand him as hard as i could and tell him to GTFO.

Are you smiling in both spots before attack?

03-01-2015 , 06:22 AM

#27477

PoundingTheUnder

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a friend could joke with me like that. but a random wouldn't get immediately bitch slapped (that would be a bit of an overreaction) but they'd be right on the edge of catastrophe, i'd call them out to some degree and if they continued i'd certainly drop them.

03-01-2015 , 06:26 AM

#27478

PoundingTheUnder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Oroku$aki

Are you smiling in both spots before attack?

i reread it and i think immediate action would probably be unfair.

but ya, always smiling before the attack, people don't expect it. i've never been punched in the face in a sober fight (i got hit in the forehead once, but that barely counts). people are stupid. smile disarms them, allows you close.

03-01-2015 , 06:29 AM

#27479

Oroku$aki

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03-01-2015 , 06:43 AM

#27480

Oroku$aki

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Just imagine if the bartender didn't smash the gun down, after all that run good too.

03-01-2015 , 07:16 AM

#27481

Oroku$aki

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3.03 lol

03-01-2015 , 12:47 PM

#27482

DudeImBetter

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% of regulars ITT who have never been in a fight in their lives? I'm putting the O/U at 66%.

03-01-2015 , 01:37 PM

#27483

lonely_but_rich

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I got in a fight at the school bus stop once and all the kids on the bus were clapping.

03-01-2015 , 01:42 PM

#27484

LetsGambool

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PoundingTheUnder

you act like i go around fighting all the time. i'm 31 bro, the last time i was in a fist fight was 3 years ago. and it was a happy face spot.

some people are just *******s who need to be taught a lesson. this is how men behave. always has been, always will be.

Was this fight the one you told us about on your LedOut account where you called the black guys n*ggers because they upset you?

Quote:

one of the guys makes some crack about a fat white boy "aka me". I don't usually let stuff like this fly. I tried to keep walking but just couldn't. my feelings have been hurt and its time to get even. the only way I felt I could accomplish this was by turning around and yelling out "which one of you N words is getting their face smashed in" obv fight ensues.

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03-01-2015 , 02:06 PM

#27485

spanktehbadwookie

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Fighting is such a buzz kill.

03-01-2015 , 02:16 PM

#27486

Anais

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

% of regulars ITT who have never been in a fight in their lives? I'm putting the O/U at 66%.

Punched a guy on top of the head once in sixth grade. There were two people between us trying to push us apart.

Perks of being tall.

03-01-2015 , 02:22 PM

#27487

ikestoys

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

% of regulars ITT who have never been in a fight in their lives? I'm putting the O/U at 66%.

nah i don't think so. Most people have gotten into a scuffle of some sort, but I haven't gotten in a fight since college, and it was only because I was trying to break a fight up. Fighting is ****ing stupid 95% of the time, so I'm not surprised to see certified dumbass PTU take that line. PTU isn't stopping anyone from 'terrorizing' the community the dumb ****, and PTU is most likely just as much a bully as they are.

03-01-2015 , 02:54 PM

#27488

Trolly McTrollson

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idk what's funnier, that PTU thinks he invented the sucker punch, or that he thinks sucker punching people is a way to score manly ITG points.

03-01-2015 , 03:47 PM

#27489

Deuces McKracken

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PoundingTheUnder

Don't know if you're fos or not but I doubt anyone's 'happy face' looks genuinely happy in that spot. Fake smiles are not easy to pull off, especially if you are mad enough to hurt someone. I think if anyone tried this it would put the opponent on high defensive alert and probably backfire.

03-01-2015 , 04:02 PM

#27490

chezlaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

% of regulars ITT who have never been in a fight in their lives? I'm putting the O/U at 66%.

You mean as an adult?

Haven't had a tussle in over 30 years. Not since school when a single punch from a 6ft 5' rugby player ended it when he broke his own arm. The physics teacher coincidentally called Mr Wookie (probably not but it was something very similar), decent man as well, observed that at least it was in a good cause.

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03-01-2015 , 04:09 PM

#27491

lonely_but_rich

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken

I can't tell what level he's on. The only way that actually works is if you approach a friend or a complete stranger minding his own business.

03-01-2015 , 04:56 PM

#27492

Jbrochu

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Only one adult "fight." I was dropped with a single sucker punch when I was carrying two beers back from the bar. Apparently I was checking out his girls ass or something, which is entirely possible.

Hasn't everybody had multiple scraps as a youngster?

03-01-2015 , 05:07 PM

#27493

ikestoys

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I can't tell what level he's on. The only way that actually works is if you approach a friend or a complete stranger minding his own business.

nah the person who throws the first punch wins way more than they lose.

03-01-2015 , 05:09 PM

#27494

spanktehbadwookie

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One of the dopest tracks ever.

03-01-2015 , 05:15 PM

#27495

lonely_but_rich

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

nah the person who throws the first punch wins way more than they lose.

I guess I'd have to see it to understand.

03-01-2015 , 05:18 PM

#27496

ikestoys

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most 1v1 fights are over in <15 seconds and go to whoever makes good contact first. The person who throws the first punch is more likely to win because of that... well and surprise.

03-01-2015 , 05:51 PM

#27497

lonely_but_rich

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That makes sense. I'm not a fighter.

03-01-2015 , 05:58 PM

#27498

PoundingTheUnder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anais

Punched a guy on top of the head once in sixth grade. There were two people between us trying to push us apart.

Perks of being tall.

good for you man. seriously, must be nice to live w/o the anger.

03-01-2015 , 06:00 PM

#27499

PoundingTheUnder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

idk what's funnier, that PTU thinks he invented the sucker punch, or that he thinks sucker punching people is a way to score manly ITG points.

i don't classify the move as a sucker punch. a sucker punch, to me, is hitting a guy when he's not looking at you.

03-01-2015 , 06:02 PM

#27500

PoundingTheUnder

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Deuces McKracken

i'm a fake smile pro. it seriously works everytime.

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