Well since im pre-retired and studying math only I have some free time and every third day im gonna spend it on playing games and poker (hopefully mostly poker). I will record videos and post them and some occasional hand history. I only play at the lowest limit (0,1/0,2) and maybe when there is absolute no action 0,25/50 since I converted to Islam ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alevism ) I dont play for profit and I dont play in stakes where there sometimes are players that are playing with money they cant afford to lose, Id gladly take em but its bad karma in the end... so recreational one dollar poker it is (and homegames, homegames > Islam, I play 200$ game anytime anywhere with my buddies).

Here is the 100$ 2-7 Triple Draw Guarantee tournament (bottom right box) where I managed to get fifth place by playing LAG and shifting into TAG when bets become to big. At the same time u can catch some of my cashgame donkhands. I fast forward to the tournament hands that I play so I could shortn the video by 2/3 (it would be to long for your eyes).

https://youtu.be/8QZLCggbqfM

edit: Should also add that on the 50$ guarantee tournament I have 50/50 ITM in 2016. 1/3 ITM in the 100$ guarantee and a lot of those times I made profit is to make a deal when it comes HU since its my weakest game and at the same time villain feels the same.

I'll take some info on where I can find free screen-recorders.

Am I the only one that got 10$ bonusticket for revenuing 10 bucks on pokerstars slot machines? Lost 10 on starburst and got it back as bonus.

Second tournament ended up in a third place (also just after the bubble) for 5,5x BI, it was 3handed and if im not bigstack by then im goners fo sho. Messed up the video and dont feel like rendering it again but then I had this most amazing HU-duel in cash game vs a hu-reg-challenger-type o fella.
Btw my first gamble in life was roulette and this session reminded me of putting 4bets on foursies x3 , and patting nines vs a 1card draw spins the table again (odds not favour just as the game) and maybe even a thief keeping a 9 as a 1card draw vs a 1card draw(12 years old my first gamble was roulette, turned 10€ into 150€ and then blew it all cuz I thought I had breaked the system and could print money but the downswing got me there).

Link to the 50 minute HU-spazz-duel (yes, very much spazz included in this one) : https://youtu.be/JdzGfs80sRU (also dont forget to change quality to better)

I mean it has to be 1/12 in these two hands, villain has a decent range (this HH has nothing to do with the hu-link) (and a bonus hand from the third donkament im playing atm 11 left)

** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [8h 6h 3h 9h 6d]
VILLAIN: raise $0.10 till $0.20
: fold
HERO : raise $0.10 till $0.30
VILLAIN: call $0.10
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
HERO : slänger 1 kort [6h]
Utdelat till HERO [8h 3h 9h 6d] [2c]
VILLAIN: slänger 2 kort
HERO : bet $0.10
VILLAIN: fold

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** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [2s 7s Th 4s 5s]
HERO: raise $0.10 till $0.20
VILLAIN: call $0.15
: fold
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
VILLAIN: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 1 kort [Th]
Utdelat till HERO [2s 7s 4s 5s] [9h]
VILLAIN: check
HERO: bet $0.10
VILLAIN: fold
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Utdelat till HERO [8s 5s 2h 5h 7s]
: fold
HERO: raise 400 till 800
: fold
VILLAIN: call 800
: fold
: fold
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
HERO: slänger 1 kort [5h]
Utdelat till HERO [8s 5s 2h 7s] [9c]
VILLAIN: slänger 1 kort
HERO: bet 400
VILLAIN: call 400
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
HERO: är nöjd på [8s 5s 2h 7s 9c]
VILLAIN: slänger 2 kort

There has to be an easier way.

**** my luck... 4th place and top5 gave cash in the 75$ guarantee coolered twice by the same fkn newbie. Got coolered with a 7low on FT yesterday to but at least I have my 75% itm stats... **** stats...

Plats 1: (67700 i marker)
Plats 2: (24380 i marker)
Plats 4: HERO (25105 i marker)
Plats 5: (6980 i marker)
Plats 6: VILLAIN (10835 i marker)
VILLAIN: lägger small blind 500
: lägger big blind 1000
*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [2s 4d Qd Qc 7d]
: fold
HERO: raise 1000 till 2000
: fold
VILLAIN: call 1500
: fold
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
VILLAIN: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 2 kort [Qd Qc]
Utdelat till HERO [2s 4d 7d] [3h 9h]
VILLAIN: check
HERO: bet 1000
VILLAIN: raise 1000 till 2000
HERO: call 1000
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
VILLAIN: är nöjd
HERO: slänger 1 kort [9h]
Utdelat till HERO [2s 4d 7d 3h] [6s]
VILLAIN: bet 2000
HERO: raise 2000 till 4000
VILLAIN: raise 2000 till 6000
HERO: raise 2000 till 8000
Inga fler bets
VILLAIN: call 835 och är all-in
Ej synad satsning (1165) returnerad till HERO
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
VILLAIN: är nöjd
HERO: är nöjd på [2s 4d 7d 3h 6s]
*** VISNING ***
VILLAIN: visar [2h 5d 4s 3c 7h] (Låg: 7,5,4,3,2)
HERO: visar [2s 4d 3h 6s 7d] (Låg: 7,6,4,3,2)
VILLAIN vann 22670 från potten



*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [Ah Tc 5d 2s 7c]
: fold
HERO: raise 1200 till 2400
VILLAIN: call 1800
lol: call 1200
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
VILLAIN: slänger 1 kort
lol: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 2 kort [Ah Tc]
Utdelat till HERO [5d 2s 7c] [6d 5s]
VILLAIN: bet 1200
lol: fold
HERO: raise 1200 till 2400
VILLAIN: call 1200
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
VILLAIN: slänger 1 kort
HERO: slänger 1 kort [5d]
Utdelat till HERO [2s 7c 6d 5s] [4s]
VILLAIN: bet 2400
HERO: call 1070 och är all-in
Ej synad satsning (1330) returnerad till VILLAIN
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
VILLAIN: är nöjd
HERO: är nöjd på [2s 7c 6d 5s 4s]
*** VISNING ***
VILLAIN: visar [7d 2h 4h 3h 6s] (Låg: 7,6,4,3,2)
HERO: visar [6d 5s 4s 2s 7c] (Låg: 7,6,5,4,2)
VILLAIN vann 14140 från potten
HERO slutade turneringen på 4:e plats och får $8.98.


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edit: at least won 80bb on one of the cg-tables, always a comfort. first time won over 40bb vs b**gerd21 also an achievment. hey looking at it now I gained 1/3 of my BR in two days, not to shabby but if I only could stop spewing sometimes but on the other hand I may play like fish but I run like God luckily. GL to s**permario going for the big one.

Played a HORSE HU-SNG 1.5$ vs a reg (apparently) havent played FL standard games since two years I only remembered to raise 90% buttons on FLHE but got buttfukd and stayed alive until razz came (a game where I have no knowledge from) and almost pulled a necrosis until a hand where I got coolered on 7th to a 6low holding a made 7low on 6th and all invested.

But if I had stayed alive until stud hi and had at least 7 bets Im pretty sure I could have evened it out before stud8. I love stud-racing btw but villain was not that kind of opponent that goes ninja with every ace dealt.

Also ran into my favorite type of bets on 2-7 cash games today.. the so called "bet to see where im at" or "bet to see if he is tricking me" , love it almost as much as "call 3bet and checkraise all flops without aces".

A classic from lowstakes n midstakes two year ago, some players will remember hse as the one in a month triple draw spewmaster is playing PL

Plats 1: MyMan ($52.36 i marker)
Plats 3: REG ($48.10 i marker)
MyMan: lägger small blind $0.25
REG : lägger big blind $0.50
*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
MyMan: raise $1 till $1.50
REG : call $1
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
REG : slänger 2 kort
MyMan: slänger 3 kort
REG : bet $2.85
MyMan: raise $8.55 till $11.40
REG : raise $25.65 till $37.05
MyMan: raise $13.81 till $50.86 och är all-in
REG : call $9.55 och är all-in
Ej synad satsning ($4.26) returnerad till MyMan
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
REG : är nöjd
MyMan: slänger 1 kort
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
REG : är nöjd
MyMan: slänger 1 kort
*** VISNING ***
REG : visar [2c 6d 7h 9h 5s] (Låg: 9,7,6,5,2)
MyMan: visar [6h 3s 7d 2d 3h] (Låg: par i treor)
REG vann $95.45 från potten
*** SAMMANFATTNING ***
Total pott $96.20 | Avgift $0.75
Plats 1: MyMan (knappen) (small blind) visade [6h 3s 7d 2d 3h] och förlorade med Låg: par i treor
Plats 3: REG (big blind) visade [2c 6d 7h 9h 5s] och vann ($95.45) med Låg: 9,7,6,5,2


I think im done for today, will maybe make an short spew apperance before midnight or not at all. Gotta learn wtf and what use polynoms are for.

Please take some of the time you're using on poker and do this instead: https://www.coursera.org/learn/english-composition

noted, now as I write I like to use out of Google Translate, and will probably write my posts in this way rather than in the future... and my spelling is wackier. I've installed english grammar to firefox to fix spelling errors in the future.

What can I do? I play like fish but run like God. With nines in play I have like 6 (with the villain called villain) or 13% equity on turn, the master of disaster. Perfect ending a marathon, I'll be back monday 9th januari. GLGGHFKTHXBYELOL

" There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting." - Tuco a.k.a The Ugly

patpat: lägger small blind $0.05
Special: lägger big blind $0.10
villain: lägger big blind $0.10
*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [7d 7s 8c 7c 5h]
villain: check
HERO: raise $0.10 till $0.20
: fold
: fold
patpat: call $0.15
Special: call $0.10
villain: call $0.10
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
patpat: slänger 2 kort
Special: slänger 3 kort
villain: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 4 kort [7d 7s 8c 7c]
Utdelat till HERO [5h] [Td 6d Ks Jd]
patpat: check
Special: bet $0.10
villain: call $0.10
HERO: call $0.10
patpat: call $0.10
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
patpat: slänger 2 kort
Special: slänger 2 kort
villain: slänger 1 kort
HERO: slänger 2 kort [Ks Jd]
Utdelat till HERO [5h Td 6d] [4c 2d]
patpat: check
Special: bet $0.20
villain: call $0.20
HERO: raise $0.20 till $0.40
patpat: call $0.40
Special: call $0.20
villain: call $0.20
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
patpat: slänger 1 kort
Special: slänger 1 kort
villain: slänger 1 kort
HERO: är nöjd på [5h Td 6d 4c 2d]
patpat: check
Special: check
villain: check
HERO: check
*** VISNING ***
patpat: visar [2s 8d 3h Qc 6h] (Låg: Q,8,6,3,2)
Special: visar [6s 4d 2h Jh 3c] (Låg: J,6,4,3,2)
villain: visar inte
HERO: visar [Td 6d 4c 2d 5h] (Låg: T,6,5,4,2)
HERO vann $2.70 från potten

edit: villain visade ej [3d 4h 5d 3s 2c]

You have deeper communications issues than second-language ones, I think. If you can find a free Swedish composition class that would be at least as helpful.

I was bored but not bored enough for a ring-game so here is a 4 minute hu Hit & Run

https://youtu.be/MYxZuiQdqMg

losing at first (as usual) but turned it around to if I remember correctly 4-5bets.

I literally fell of my chair while laughing and thought I was going to die from it when I could not breath and had stomach-ache https://youtu.be/CGemISeghlc

FUUUU FKN TROJAN this is the fifth time that It somehow gets back after I defeat it now I have to sit with the old computer while system recovery on the new one...

I know some hackers create Trojans just for the fun in it and those viruses dont do harm but those that are after destruction should be found by the CIA and executed in public or something.. Wish my games could work with LInux then I could just install UBUNTU and dont need to worrie about viruses.

I Just hope for a quick recovery on my new computer, recover in time so I can record the 75$ guarantee.

edit: well, the system recovery has standed on 1% for 30 minutes now. Guess I have to do the recording on my old slow computer and leave the other one to the pro's tomorrow (in exchange for money)...

I just cant focus bcuz of that trojan I got, computer is only 2 weeks old and cost me 10k€..., well Imma take a walk and then play the 100$ guarantee, I went from chiplead to chiploser in the 75$ guarantee atm and I will not be able to necro my stack so I should be out in any minute.

LOL! I did necro my stack

Bord '1776009458 7' 6-max Plats #5 har knappen
Plats 1: NEo (2850 i marker)
Plats 2: dog (28230 i marker)
Plats 3: HERO (2440 i marker)
Plats 4: 2333 (6720 i marker)
Plats 5: XDX (14730 i marker)
Plats 6: (14375 i marker)
: lägger small blind 300
NEo: lägger big blind 600
*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [5d Tc 7h 7s 9c]
dog: raise 600 till 1200
HERO: raise 600 till 1800
2333: call 1800
XDX: raise 600 till 2400
Inga fler bets
: fold
NEo: call 1800
dog: call 1200
HERO: call 600
2333: call 600
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
NEo: slänger 1 kort
dog: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 3 kort [Tc 7h 9c]
Utdelat till HERO [5d 7s] [8s 2d Th]
2333: slänger 2 kort
XDX: slänger 1 kort
NEo: check
dog: check
HERO: bet 40 och är all-in
2333: call 40
XDX: raise 560 till 600
NEo: call 450 och är all-in
dog: fold
2333: call 560
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
NEo: slänger 1 kort
HERO: slänger 1 kort [Th]
Utdelat till HERO [5d 7s 8s 2d] [Jc]
2333: slänger 2 kort
XDX: slänger 1 kort
2333: check
XDX: bet 1200
2333: call 1200
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
NEo: slänger 1 kort
HERO: slänger 1 kort [Jc]
Utdelat till HERO [5d 7s 8s 2d] [9d]
2333: slänger 1 kort
XDX: är nöjd
2333: check
XDX: bet 1200
2333: fold
Ej synad satsning (1200) returnerad till XDX
*** VISNING ***
XDX: visar [8h 4d 2c Td 5s] (Låg: T,8,5,4,2)
XDX vann 2700 från sidopotten-2
NEo: visar [Jd 3h 4s 5h 2h] (Låg: J,5,4,3,2)
XDX vann 1230 från sidopotten-1
HERO: visar [5d 8s 2d 7s 9d] (Låg: 9,8,7,5,2)
HERO vann 12460 från huvudpotten
NEo avslutade turneringen på 16:e plats

any autistic out there?

https://youtu.be/ZARlX-M7z48

New Video, the 3x HU (sry for bad quality and also lower the volume on your speakers bcuz I messed up the audio.. for your ears sake)
https://youtu.be/e_o1RdIYjh0

Villain of the day comes in at minute 04:50 in 0,2$ table and then challenges me a couple of minutes later in the 0,25/0,50 table. I am a bit dissapoint in the 0,25/0,50 table duel, I missed a lot (brick city) and I have never bluffed this much in triple draw (both tables counted) in my poker career. At least I went from "soon to be yellow chinaman" into chiplead and was able to beat the rake (lol at the rake in 0,25/0,50).

edit: I am re-rendering my latest movie with better (lower) audio and picture quality

better quality will be up in like 2 hours or something

From my experience when Villain is drawing 2 cards on first to hand without str8 possibilities (or better) and/or 2345x type of hands, patting a 9 against those type of draws usually end up in a 49/51 situation. Toss the nine imho if ur holding 23479 but maybe a keeper if u hold 23459. The thing about patting 23459 is that its vulnerable and can cost two to many bets on turn if villain makes better, if hero breaks 23459 there is 48% chance of hitting a 9low or better, add 2% more to that equity if villain bricks 2 on first and 2 on second.

Then there is the order of cards in ur hand.

New version with better audio & video, the one quoted has been removed, watch this instead --> https://youtu.be/7TLy7teGS-w

Takes away the thought that it's a monday
Värmlandsvisan cover by In Flames
https://youtu.be/anKqpTBQLuQ

I fast forward to tournament hands that I played for your precious time sake

https://youtu.be/oYiAQJtQUWg

Me and chipleader agreed on a deal and played for 4$. And in the tournament after I got to FT also and with three left we decided to split 15/15/15 and 5$ for the winner and after the deal BB got a pat nr1 and I got a fishdraw that ended up in nr3 and im glad I took the initiative for a deal bcuz prizepool was top2.

Rendering the other tourney atm and it will be soon here in this thread.

The winnings was a total of 20 buy ins but I now at the same time im writing I regretted that I made a deal on the first tournament, villain was REG but soft.

Early keypot from the second 50$ guarantee (Im so friggin lucky )

Plats 1: pen (6650 i marker)
Plats 2: No (940 i marker)
Plats 3: mel (1910 i marker)
Plats 4: 99 (3590 i marker)
Plats 5: HERO (5410 i marker)
pen: lägger small blind 75
No: lägger big blind 150
*** GER NYA HÄNDER ***
Utdelat till HERO [Jc 4h Th 6d 9s]
mel: raise 150 till 300
99: fold
HERO: raise 150 till 450
pen: fold
No: fold
mel: raise 150 till 600
Inga fler bets
HERO: call 150
*** FÖRSTA BYTET ***
mel: slänger 2 kort
HERO: slänger 2 kort [Jc Th]
Utdelat till HERO [4h 6d 9s] [2d 3d]
mel: bet 150
HERO: raise 150 till 300
mel: raise 150 till 450
HERO: raise 150 till 600
Inga fler bets
mel: call 150
*** ANDRA BYTET ***
mel: slänger 1 kort
HERO: är nöjd på [4h 6d 9s 2d 3d]
mel: bet 300
HERO: raise 300 till 600
mel: raise 110 till 710 och är all-in
HERO: call 110
*** TREDJE BYTET ***
mel: slänger 1 kort
HERO: är nöjd på [4h 6d 9s 2d 3d]
*** VISNING ***
mel: visar [2c 6c 3s 4c 5c] (Låg: stege, tvåa till sexa)
HERO: visar [2d 4h 3d 6d 9s] (Låg: 9,6,4,3,2)
HERO vann 4045 från potten
mel avslutade turneringen

https://youtu.be/LTIXCtaJwi8