edit: Forgot to add my favourites

VILLAIN: posts small blind $0.05
HERO: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [7h 5s 9h 9c Qs]
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: discards 3 cards [7h 9h Qs]
Dealt to HERO [5s 9c] [Kc 8c Td]
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: bets $0.10
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [Kc]
Dealt to HERO [5s 9c 8c Td] [Kd]
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [Kd]
Dealt to HERO [5s 9c 8c Td] [Ks]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20

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Actually lost this one below, it was a clear draw now that I think of it.

VILLAIN: posts small blind $0.05
HERO: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Td 5c Jd Th 5s]
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: discards 3 cards [5c Jd Th]
Dealt to HERO [Td 5s] [3h 2d 3s]
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: bets $0.10
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [3s]
Dealt to HERO [Td 5s 3h 2d] [Kh]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.40
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.60
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.80
Betting is capped
HERO: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [Td 5s 3h 2d Kh]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.40
HERO: calls $0.20

Second place finish in the 50$ guarantee and I pretty much deserved it after getting outplayed by VILLAIN when we came to HU

HERO: posts small blind 600
VILLAIN: posts big blind 1200
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6c 9c 2d 5h 6h]
HERO: raises 1200 to 2400
VILLAIN: raises 1200 to 3600
HERO: raises 540 to 4140 and is all-in
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls 540
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 2 cards [9c 6h]
Dealt to HERO [6c 2d 5h] [5s 4h]
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: discards 1 card [5h]
Dealt to HERO [6c 2d 5s 4h] [Td]
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: discards 1 card [Td]
Dealt to HERO [6c 2d 5s 4h] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [4d Tc 9d 8d 5c] (Lo: T,9,8,5,4)
HERO: shows [6c 5s 2d Ah 4h] (Lo: A,6,5,4,2)
VILLAIN collected 8280 from pot

After the tournament ended there was Bingo going on in the house on the same block as mine and I won something 20 dollarish in Swedish currency witch is pretty nice making my second place finish in the tournament double the price.

A third place finish have today given me 35$ minus 4,4$ entry fee's for the last two triple draw donkaments and almost made it deep in a NLHE tournament when this cooler stopped me, VILLAIN was raising a lot and going all in with A2s for 115bb etc.

Seat 1: (15259 in chips)
Seat 2: (35127 in chips)
Seat 4: (34340 in chips)
Seat 5: (63133 in chips)
Seat 6: (14496 in chips)
Seat 7: (13505 in chips)
Seat 8: VILLAIN (136280 in chips)
Seat 9: HERO (22816 in chips)
: posts the ante 125
: posts the ante 125
: posts the ante 125
: posts the ante 125
: posts the ante 125
: posts the ante 125
VILLAIN: posts the ante 125
HERO: posts the ante 125
VILLAIN: posts small blind 500
HERO: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Ad Jh]
: folds
: folds
: folds
folds
: folds
: folds
VILLAIN: raises 1000 to 2000
HERO: raises 20691 to 22691 and is all-in
VILLAIN: calls 20691
*** FLOP *** [6c Kc As]
*** TURN *** [6c Kc As] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [6c Kc As 8d] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [8s Ah] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
HERO: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Aces)
VILLAIN collected 46382 from pot
HERO finished the tournament in 59th place and received $7.12.

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This hand pretty much killed my first place aim. Well at least I made some bets in the later hands but when we was 3 handed I only had 4 bb left and was dealt 3337x and the rest is history

Seat 1: (27215 in chips)
Seat 2: CANADA (22655 in chips)
Seat 5: (42555 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO (42575 in chips)
CANADA: posts small blind 900
r: posts big blind 1800
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [2s 3h 5c 9c 2c]
HERO: raises 1800 to 3600
: folds
CANADA: raises 1800 to 5400
: folds
HERO: calls 1800
*** FIRST DRAW ***
CANADA: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [9c 2c]
Dealt to HERO [2s 3h 5c] [6d 6h]
CANADA: bets 1800
HERO: calls 1800
*** SECOND DRAW ***
CANADA: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 1 card [6h]
Dealt to HERO [2s 3h 5c 6d] [7c]
CANADA: bets 3600
HERO: raises 3600 to 7200
CANADA: raises 3600 to 10800
HERO: raises 3600 to 14400
Betting is capped
CANADA: calls 3600
*** THIRD DRAW ***
CANADA: stands pat
HERO: stands pat on [2s 3h 5c 6d 7c]
CANADA: bets 1055 and is all-in
HERO: calls 1055
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CANADA: shows [6c 3s 2d 7d 4d] (Lo: 7,6,4,3,2)
HERO: shows [2s 3h 5c 6d 7c] (Lo: 7,6,5,3,2)
CANADA collected 47110 from pot

Instead of poker I have played more video games, re-learning electric guitar (borrowed, sold my Ibanez and Epiphone for drug money 6 years ago but still have my 35 watt amp) and I have been starting working out as a poor church rat meaning punching stacks of old newspaper and shadow boxing vs Butterbean (If I buy gear/equipment I would only go on impulse and then stop using them. Street workout is much better than the traditional gym). I think it will give results in maybe two or three weeks except for the knuckles that pretty much need like five days rest for every shift. I am considering in maybe trying a few brazilian ju juitsy lessons when I move back to Stockholm in autumn, not actually learning all but just the basics plus little more in like five or six lessons.

I found it much easier to one table tournaments and maybe having max one cash game table without my ADD kicking in telling me to push buttons more and more.

Also got bored and found out that
SB 23479 discard 1
BB 46789 pat pre-draw with 10% on first 34% on second (On certain circumstances) and coin flipping in the end. On first draw BB gains 2.5% equity when small blind and 2.5% CO misses and loses 2.5% equity to Dealer except for the second draw where BB instead gains 2.5% equity from Dealer miss but loses it back on third draw.
CO 36885 discard 1
D 22578 discard 1 <----- 51% equity trough all three streets if BB is maniac and CO throws all nines to the end

edit: oh, only prescribed drugs since 27th May 2015, the bottomest unlocked day.

1 and ½ year left in the black list on the Swedish Enforcement Authority and after that it could be this http://www.12fret.com/wp-content/gal...full-front.jpg *drooling*. And maybe a fret less one too.

By running a couple of samples and basic probability I have found out that 5 is the highest card limit in str8 draws that can't be discarded while 678 can be discarded.

Examples.

4567x <---- draw 2 to 457
45678 <------ discard 7
3457x <-- keep the 5
3567x <---- discard the 6, even in HU imo (with an exception for the exception ofc).
56789 <--- I have no idea on how to play this one but if I raise SB and bb calls and takes 2 or more I just drop the 8 and pray or if he raises and takes 1 I will maybe drop 7 and 9 or maybe go bazooka with 5678.

45$ profit from 1½ hours of grinding inclusive a tournament victory (all seen in the link below).

This is probably my last 2,2$ tournament video (maybe if I score big in the 75$ guarantee). I will resort into making HU cash game videos and maybe together with a couple of rings at the same time. My biggest weakness is HU cash game and you viewers will maybe as I learn from my mistakes by watching those (I really lose a lot in cash). If I make an impressive 1bb resurrect tournament score I will probably put it up but I think I made it pretty clear on how to adjust ranges depending on stack to pot ratio etc in tournaments and if there is a 11$ SCOOP event Pokerstars will probably show replay of it.

https://youtu.be/AwqofWDcLms?t=23

Advanced bluff part II

Seat 1: VILLAIN ($4.51 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($7.44 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind $0.05
VILLAIN: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [2c Ac 9c Th 9s]
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: discards 4 cards [Ac 9c Th 9s]
Dealt to HERO [2c] [Kd Qh 4c Ts]
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
HERO: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 2 cards [Kd Qh]
Dealt to HERO [2c 4c Ts] [Tc 8h]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: discards 1 card [Tc]
Dealt to HERO [2c 4c Ts 8h] [4d]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: folds

I figured out where o*gee is getting his money from

https://youtu.be/KCWQY_1Fi8g?t=19

Praise Allah for making me hit a 86-low in two consecutive pots in a row that together was 40bb three-way and also donkbets on river on both that I raised, and also was the guiding light when I shipped the 75$ guarantee and in this picture is all the hands from when we came to HU with VILLAIN as chip leader

http://forumbilder.se/G7NNK/gwegweg.png <--- only possible in triple draw.

I will upload a video of that tournament inclusive the cash game tables on request, just send a message. The video is 61 minutes long.

Here it is https://youtu.be/0TYTBOUfyio

I haven't found any more bizarre bet than this in the betting history http://themoroccantimes.com/2014/07/...ng-7-1-germany

Good bluffing this morning. Funny thing is, when I first started to play Triple Draw I did not consider this type of line as "bluffing", don't think 50% of the beginners do that.

Seat 1: Kuta Kinte ($15.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Jelstin ($18.54 in chips)
Seat 4: Kanye West ($7.10 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($15.34 in chips)
Jelstin: posts small blind $0.10
Kanye West: posts big blind $0.25
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kh 7s 8d 3h 9c]
HERO: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Kuta Kinte: calls $0.50
Jelstin: calls $0.40
Kanye West: calls $0.25
*** FIRST DRAW ***
Jelstin: discards 3 cards
Kanye West: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 1 card [Kh]
Dealt to HERO [7s 8d 3h 9c] [5c]
Kuta Kinte: discards 2 cards
Jelstin: checks
Kanye West: checks
HERO: bets $0.25
Kuta Kinte: calls $0.25
Jelstin: calls $0.25
Kanye West: calls $0.25
*** SECOND DRAW ***
Jelstin: discards 2 cards
Kanye West: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [7s 8d 3h 9c 5c]
Kuta Kinte: discards 1 card
Jelstin: checks
Kanye West: checks
HERO: bets $0.50
Kuta Kinte: calls $0.50
Jelstin: calls $0.50
Kanye West: folds
*** THIRD DRAW ***
Jelstin: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [7s 8d 3h 9c 5c]
Kuta Kinte: discards 1 card
Jelstin: checks
HERO: checks
Kuta Kinte: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jelstin: shows [7d 6c 3c 6h 4s] (Lo: a pair of Sixes)
HERO: shows [5c 7s 8d 3h 9c] (Lo: 9,8,7,5,3)
Kuta Kinte: mucks hand
HERO collected $4.34 from pot

lmfao biggest bumhunter ----> http://forumbilder.se/G7O18/awga.png

Made a video of me playing HU with a solid opponent then 3handed and then back to HU with a little bit more loose opponent.

Part 1 of 2 "getting the cash" https://youtu.be/7nzCYt-1xx4

I lost all the profit in that video till I started recording again and turned the steak around and with the rake taking a lot I got 1 dollar profit

Part 2 of 2 "A Underdog Story" https://youtu.be/WXpt8CpZ820

"Advanced" bluff part 3
I call it "The Track Horse that fell down in the middle of the race and doubled it's speed to 0 miles per hour".

Seat 2: Dude ($5.83 in chips)
Seat 3: VILLAIN ($26.05 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($26.62 in chips)
Dude: posts small blind $0.10
VILLAIN: posts big blind $0.25
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [5h Jd 6d Td 6s]
HERO: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Dude: folds
VILLAIN: calls $0.25
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [Jd 6d]
Dealt to HERO [5h Td 6s] [Qs Ts]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.25
VILLAIN: calls $0.25
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 1 card [Ts]
Dealt to HERO [5h Td 6s Qs] [9s]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.50
VILLAIN: calls $0.50
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [5h Td 6s Qs 9s]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.50
VILLAIN: folds

Short 5 minute video of "think fast poker" https://youtu.be/ydfLrtbP8o4

Can you count how many guitars Michael Angelo Batio needed to play this solo? ----> https://youtu.be/cDcBKVKQizg?t=82

I miss the Headbangers ball days and ****ed up heavy metal videos... https://youtu.be/cDcBKVKQizg?t=144

two part HU cash game videos between me and my some kind of nemesis guy.

part 1 (27 minutes) https://youtu.be/bDIUrzkm20k

part 2 (below 5 minutes) https://youtu.be/U9UKng30vAo

Got to final table in a 3,30$ 900 player entry six max NLHE normal blinds and then, I took my second day dosage of ritalin and two red bull to wake up (had been awake for 14 hours and I did not wake up well rested) and the red bull was a bad call, I had high pulse and donket out on sixth place when first gave friggin 450$ I had to settle with 9 times less bcuz of my small blind limp call with 66 and the idea to checkraise all in on every flop without an ace (big blind made it 3x pre-flop and was a potcontrolling TAG that avoided flips) and 2 minutes later I asked myself (Was he calling with anything worse?) and my knuckles had to taste blood after that but I am fine now thanks. Street training is giving a lot of results. Next step is going to be a long step, maybe 2 years, quit smoking.

Also funny spazz session wtih two regs and 50%VPIP with 12bb pots per hand as standard. Lost like 50 dollar first but then I calculated that a max income of this was just about 65$ and managed to turn the steak to break even +rake back. (and we managed to beat the rake by investing 4 bets until post third draw)

I am also going 90% vegan from now on. Only bad habits are born after eating meat. And by 90% I am still eating fish and all sorts of it.

edit: If the meat, cheese or milk is from a old-school (without pumps, veal slaughter to get the milk etc) farm I'd still eat it but those ones that I know are in the Stockholm area...

I am mostly a Leninist politically and respected Lev Trotskij more than Stalin but Stalin was also good for the nation but bad for the international revolution but he was a good leader in the system we live in. By saying that I mean despite the racist politic Donald Trump is preaching against arabs (and the KKK people will resurrect during the time Trump is president) he will make the dollar go up very much and butt**** € in the ass and Trump is going to exactly like Stalin bring war to his own country and people will be harassed, stalked and imprisoned more. But if Trump now wins the second election he will try to move his chess pieces abroad, not the Middle East cuz pissing of Saudi Arabia is the last thing he will do but he will maybe do Cold War stuff in latin america (may Allah forbid).

By the way I was thinking last night why Hitler decided to attack Soviet in WW2 even when they agreed to not attack each other in the beginning of the war. Now Soviets borders are very big against central Europe and theoretically with so big population in Soviet they could bring troops and station them over all the borders meaning a large front to attack Germany that would not have enough chess pieces to defend themself. Stalin knew even when they had a pact that Germany would attack them later on, and the nazi regime also knew that Soviet knew this so they had to attack even if it meant to sacrifice the Third Reichs biggest glory in 1942.

Just like chess try to move all the peasants and form a pyramid from A4, B5 to H4 and then try to attack it with the other sides pieces, the farmer pyramid will control the center making it almost impossible for the other side to win and it is a good tactic when playing vs a newbie or non skilled. The skilled chess players know that it is about to control the center in 5 moves max before going into attacking and develop good attack positions with the knight and bishop while the opponent failed to make a good formation with the peasants and have a weak attack without having a good position with the knights and bishops.

My favourite chess opening from black (counter attacking against whites pyramid tactic I wrote above) is to let the white go for taking over the center in the board with his peasants and try to move the knight into positions against the peasants and white will continue to move forward with them threatening my knight and now I have to dance around with one piece while white has maybe like 3-5 peasant and maybe a bishop in the center while I have only my knight and maybe one peasant. The trick is to go full scale offering my peasants vs my opponent but when I am maybe down 1-2 pieces (2 peasants and even worse 1 peasant and 1 knight) and have not developed enough pieces, the white side will have his center in square C to E in its side wide open having the queen and the king exploited open in the are vs my newly developed knights and bishops that I am moving with now and even better, if white moves his pawns on the king side he is going to have to castle in the queen side and then I also castle in the queen side (also not moving my peasants on C and E) even if it means to have my king in worse defence but with the white side open in the center I also have the Rook controlling a straight line all the way from E1 to E8. Just make sure that the white side does not have time enough to develop its peasants on square G and B defending the C and E peasants, and there is where you have to sacrifice your own piece to let the peasants on G or B move to the center where his peasant died.

T9957 <-------- 22 outs discarding all 5. 17 outs discarding 99. 15 outs drawing to T5. w/e.

22Q37 <------ 12 outs for 8-low or better. 14 for a 9 or better.

244T8 <------ 12 outs for 8 low or better. 14 for a 9 or better.

Both villains have same amount of equity in hitting no matter what the first hand does except for if the first hand for example hit an 8 then 22Q37 will have 13 outs and 2448T will have still 14 outs. Discarding just one 9 and drawing 1 gives 1/3 hit rate for 5799T, if it hits it must hit a common out for the two other hands. Patting and drawing on second draw wont work for the first hand.

T9957 draws 1 card to T975 and will brick 65% of the time and has also need to pray that the brick aint one of the two sevens left in the deck adding 5% more to the brickrate so T9957 will brick 65% and brick hard 5% but that is also that hands equity. (So maybe ditching the 7 and draw 3 to T5 or 95??)

Now the beauty part.

22Q37 <------ 12 outs for 8-low or better. 14 for a 9 or better. 16 for a T or better

244T8 <------ 12 outs for 8 low or better. 14 for a 9 or better. 16 for T or better

They both draw two meaning they both have 16 outs for a T-low or better but also needs to hit twice and not only that.... Both villains have the same amount of equity so if one of them hits the other won't meaning one of these two is going to brick 84% in first draw. I have not calculated on how it could be on second draw.

84% brick? WTF is this guy on?

16 outs is 44% hit rate. 16 outs hitting twice (once for the 22Q37 and once for the 244T8) equals 44%^2 = 16% hit rate meaning that if first VILLAIN misses both his discards then most likely the other VILLAIN will hit 1 or 0 cards and vice versa. If HERO with 9T75 hits a 6 then on second draw it will be 44%^2 again for both villains meaning that HERO goes 8/9 on first draw and 8/9 on second draw and will most likely only face one of these VILLAINS on last draw with 65% chance of winning with a hand that was only worth 1 cent in a 3,75$ pot. . So if HERO's hand is worth 8/9 on first draw, is it possible to trick the deck into dealing HERO the last deuce?

Just thought of it when I read about polynoms in wikipedia. This is what the article said and like the triple draw junkie I am I thought about triple draw when I read it

Irreducible polynomial
"In mathematics, an irreducible polynomial is, roughly speaking, a non-constant polynomial that cannot be factored into the product of two non-constant polynomials. The property of irreducibility depends on the field or ring to which the coefficients are considered to belong. For example, the polynomial x2 − 2 is irreducible if the coefficients 1 and −2 are considered as integers, "

X^2 - 4/9 = (X - 2/3) (X + 2/3).

Everyone that knows basic probability is that in dice for example hitting 1/6 is 16% or as we speak 0,16. Hitting the same number twice before the first throw is 0,16 X 0,16 = 2%

The same rule should be added to the villains with same probable outcomes meaning that HERO will have the best hand after first draw here with a hand that has 5% equity before the first draw increasing it's value by 700% on first draw meaning that doing that twice to a total of 70% equity on turn with 52,5 to 1. Just like that horse movie 50 to 1.

The trick is to sacrifice equity by drawing 1 card instead of 2 to avoid this and then VILLAIN will eat up HERO's equity I think.

edit: Praise upon Allah that does not throw dice.

There is only one possible explanation of this band. All band members must had sold their souls to Satan to achieve this level of guitar surgeons and drum surgeon https://youtu.be/kSMkmPuajw0?t=8

This riff and the drum work is just amazing, these guys are beast demon hell dogs from hell https://youtu.be/kSMkmPuajw0?t=57

Not the greatest solo maybe but only a Django Reinhardt, Van Halen, Jimmy Page and Michael Angelo Batio cross-breed offspring from a Georghe Bush worshipping zombie demon necromancer djinn nazi that prays to to the Gods in Valhalla during 24th December can compose & play this https://youtu.be/kSMkmPuajw0?t=163

I went back on my words and started playing 1/2 and 0,5/1 FL and Allah with the all seeing eye struck me down with a downswing that I tried to chase back but Allah had no mercy stricken me down again and when losing more, I chased more, and when I lost even more, I stopped the 0,5/1$ table and chased on upper limits, and now I learned my lesson and will start grinding over cuz merciful Allah spared me with some get away money so I am now ½/12 away from my BR-goal and will not exceed micro stakes except for when roll is bigger than 300$ then I will try play the 11$ triple draw and the scoop event (if it is 27$ and not 11$) if I have over 400$.

But before starting to play again I am gonna nail the intro and 3 to 4 riffs from this song https://youtu.be/dkKOfB_g5rk