Homer Simpson knowing how to survive through college https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8

Advanced bluff.

Seat 3: VILLAIN ($1.23 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($3.75 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind $0.05
VILLAIN: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kc 7d 7s 7h 6h]
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 3 cards [Kc 7d 7h]
Dealt to HERO [7s 6h] [Th 9s 7c]
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
HERO: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 1 card [7s]
Dealt to HERO [6h Th 9s 7c] [9c]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [6h Th 9s 7c 9c]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: raises $0.13 to $0.53 and is all-in
HERO: calls $0.13
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [6s 3s 2d 5c 4d] (Lo: a straight, Deuce to Six)
HERO: shows [Th 9s 9c 7c 6h] (Lo: a pair of Nines)
HERO collected $2.36 from pot

Forgive me Allah for I have sinned multiple times today.

At first I was tilted and my mind was shrouded with dark thoughts making me play at 2/4 and got 40$ profit of unclean dollars.

Second one is that I only played three hands making it a hit n run.

Third one is that I did not give his button back.'

Fourth one is that I am thinking of eating a Calzone even if it contains pork and cheese and by being vegan it hurts me more to eat cheese than ham.

Fifth one is that I consider cheese a bigger sin than ham.

Sixth one is that when a friend asked for a tip on sit-coms to watch I suggested Arrested Development (as you also would) and when he said he already seen it I told him about the spin-off show from Friends called "Joey" was a good one even when I knew that it is not that really good show at all. A innocent person is about to download all seasons from a 5hitty spin-off and then get disappointed especially at De Rossis bad acting (how does she support herself in Hollywood anyway?), guide him to a better show Allah cuz ur the grand tour guide.

mmm melted cheeeeese.

Latest score (seems like I only can win in donkaments with 20 players or less... final table bubbled 6th place without money in the earlier one. )

Here is the first place run in the 50$ gtd ---> https://youtu.be/8yYJk7t-J4k

About the soccer world cup increasing from 32 countries to 48 countries in the contest...

WTF!? Why increase to 48 countries? Who the **** wants to watch a round of 16 game between like a couple of ****ed up countries like Slovakia vs Nigeria? FIFA is so fkn corrupted they only chase advertisement money in as many countries as possible like the bribes the heads of FIFA aren't enough for them.

The only exception maybe is it that Katumba from Uganda is happy to being able to watch a World Cup match between his country Uganda and Germany where Uganda theoretically can win as a 10 to 1 underdog but still being bad because as little as we know Katumba is also a gambler addict putting his kids school funds into the game so he can get the double joy if his country wins witch is not going to happen while real soccer fans have to deal with a schedule full of blueberry countries meeting good countries in games were the victor is decided before it even starts and then tons of "Slovakia vs Nigeria" games... 32 was enough man, 32 was enough.

fkn FIFA-head corrupted son of thousand men.

Now World Cup in soccer 2006 was amazing in one way, namely Zinedine Zidane goes from Legend to Immortal.

The France team was led by coach Domenech who 5ucked at his job but he got lucky with his group, Switzerland, Togo and South Korea and France got second place (lol) in that group. When they came to round of 16 Zinedine Zidane told his team mates in the locker room after Domenech went through his tactics. Zidane said to his team mates "fu ck what he said, now listen to me, I have a plan, we go like this and you do this (etc)" and carried France all the way to the final duel where in extra time Zidane head butts Italian defender Materazzi because Materazzi said "fu ur mom n sister" to him and Zidane gets the red card and walks out of the arena with the trophy standing in the exit and Zidane wont even take a last look at it (he knew his team was done for) and France lost in the penalty shoot outs.

https://youtu.be/ZmSlQjlx1j0

This guy is 17 years old playing for a club that buys and sells players for sums around 100k$ and this 17 year old soccer prodigy was sold for 10 fkn million$$$$$ (17 years old and good for 10 friggin millions!!!) A brand new form of athlete is born, a soccer poet, an uprising African monster lion and a replacement for the nu-replaceable Zlatan. A new legend is coming up so watch out this kid in 6 years when he turns 23 years old. Alexander Isak, the world is yours.

https://youtu.be/Y8YY9tELc1U?t=56

My personal favo in that video -----> https://youtu.be/Y8YY9tELc1U?t=78

SIEG HAIL KILL IN THE NAME OF ALLAH! SIEG HEIL KILL ALL NON MUSLIM INFIDELS SIEG HAIL HAHAHAHAHA

EAT PORK AND BURN IN HELL OR JOIN OR SUNNI ARMY AND DIE MARTYR IN SYRIA AND GET INTO ALLAHS VIP LOUNGE IN HEAVEN WITH 9 VIRGINS YEAH SIEG HEIL AND BEER & KEBAB OFCOURSE MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

nah that aint me.
"But you are a muslim"
I don't support war
"But you are a muslim"
I am not a follower of the prophet Muhammed's teachings
"But your are a muslim"
STFUppercut hoe, I am also an atheist
"Then you are going to hell"
why?
"Because you are not christian"
My religion does not have a pope declaring war on another religion
"What do you mean?"
There is no democracy

Scored in the 2,2$ 50$ guarantee with 58$ prize money and only 28$ for first place but 14 buy ins aint that bad but I wish I could win something around 32$ instead. Video coming up and I make a very bad limp at 01:12:41 with 697Q6 from the button when we are HU and villain only had 2bb left, otherwise I am pretty satisfied with the play on the rest.

https://youtu.be/03Z99MP3hGw

Well 3 micro stakes triple draw tournament and two first place finishes boosts me up 28$ in the first win and 32,5$ in this one making it total of 60$ a.k.a 30 buy ins(ish). I will go for a third victory in one day if only 3 will register in it before it starts or else Pokerstars will cancel that tourney.

Here is a key hand from when we was 4 players left (only top 2 got paid). It was pretty much an ICM spazz.

Seat 3: BRAZIL (9800 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (30025 in chips)
Seat 5: RUSSIA (16505 in chips)
Seat 6:lol (6670 in chips)
BRAZIL: posts small blind 300
HERO: posts big blind 600
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9d 7d 5c 3s Th]
RUSSIA: raises 600 to 1200
lol: folds
BRAZIL: calls 900
HERO: raises 600 to 1800
RUSSIA: calls 600
BRAZIL: calls 600
*** FIRST DRAW ***
BRAZIL: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 1 card [Th]
Dealt to HERO [9d 7d 5c 3s] [Js]
RUSSIA: discards 1 card
BRAZIL: checks
HERO: bets 600
RUSSIA: calls 600
BRAZIL: folds
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [Js]
Dealt to HERO [9d 7d 5c 3s] [Tc]
RUSSIA: discards 1 card
HERO: bets 1200
RUSSIA: calls 1200
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [9d 7d 5c 3s Tc]
RUSSIA: discards 1 card
HERO: checks
RUSSIA: checks

edit: 4 tournaments and two first place finishes*

Here it is. Top 2 got paid 17,5$ 2nd and first place 32.5$ with me as the winnar!
https://youtu.be/cTtIIjnAbKg

A Swedish rock band that did not get as much attention worldwide as they deserved.

Mustasch - Double Nature https://youtu.be/H6kWXnwrbKY

Mustasch - Down In Black https://youtu.be/0k_w4nYXlRE

I know that in cash games flipping are more rewarding than doing them in tournament. Even when we know that we are ahead to we go for max-bets on turn here or do we pot control in case we get coolered?

Seat 1: (7575 in chips)
Seat 2: (7755 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (5540 in chips)
Seat 5: (2975 in chips)
Seat 6: VILLAIN (10635 in chips)
VILLAIN: posts small blind 150
: posts big blind 300
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Ts 5d 9d 7d 2h]
: folds
HERO: raises 300 to 600
: folds
VILLAIN: calls 450
: folds
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 4 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [Ts 9d]
Dealt to HERO [5d 7d 2h] [6h Jc]
VILLAIN: bets 300
HERO: raises 300 to 600
VILLAIN: raises 300 to 900
HERO: raises 300 to 1200
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls 300
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 1 card [Jc]
Dealt to HERO [5d 7d 2h 6h] [8c]
VILLAIN: bets 600
HERO: raises 600 to 1200
VILLAIN: raises 600 to 1800
HERO: raises 600 to 2400
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls 600
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [5d 7d 2h 6h 8c]
VILLAIN: bets 600
HERO: calls 600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [8d 2s 7h 5h 4d] (Lo: 8,7,5,4,2)
HERO: mucks hand
VILLAIN collected 9900 from pot

Nostalgia trippin and found Dr. Rockso the rock n roll clown https://youtu.be/LBbMCXZi5Hw

wrong: miscalculated

wrong: miscalculated.

26T87 pat first from the button has 44% equity against
247J7 and if button draws it gets lesser equity? I mean villain has 56% of making that draw. Correct would be then to draw 2 and toss T & 8 or pat it??? Also by patting it and villain throws away tens then villain loses 20% A bit suicidal for my taste but I will try it if I find an opportunity (edit: remembered, I already have).

I don't remember the songs name but it's studio version sucked but then Stanley Jordan makes an appearance on Letterman and gets WILL LEE!! as bass player and his interpretation of it is soo guuud (dat slap technique) https://youtu.be/G3gHtPLXQOI so much more win of a song thus studio-record sucked.

One of my role models during the days when I played bass + guitar.

ps: Stanley Jordan is good too.

edit: here is the studio recording so you can hear it for yourself and know the difference between Will Lee and not Will Lee https://youtu.be/qh8tSto-gaA

"Also, you were my brother Anakin, I loved you."

http://forumbilder.se/G7F1V/adwgndz-700b.jpg

Another day another dollar. one third or was it fourth? place finish and one klonk after agreeing on a deal with 15$ to the three left with a 5$ bill extra for the winner witch I took. If I did not suffer from low self confidence in 3handed poker I would not agree to that deal.

https://youtu.be/_J0jHsT691s

Also won a 35bb pot at 0,25/0,50 tonight (in a 5way spazz were I made nr3 on river and greedy villain with pat nr 12 got check raised)

Need to play at that limit a little bit when playing poker to remain Gold Star VIP.

Tried one of those spin n go's, went pretty EV+ there!

Seat 1: HERO (500 in chips)
Seat 2: RUSSIA (500 in chips)
Seat 3: VILLAIN (500 in chips)
RUSSIA: posts small blind 10
VILLAIN: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [7h 2d]
HERO: raises 480 to 500 and is all-in
RUSSIA: folds
VILLAIN: calls 480 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 7c 7s]
*** TURN *** [Js 7c 7s] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Js 7c 7s Kh] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [As 9c] (a pair of Sevens)
HERO: shows [7h 2d] (three of a kind, Sevens)

To all bumhunters out there, there is a relly good game going on at 2/4 and the best part is that there is only 2 regs surrounding moby dick.