4th place in the 100$ gtd and first place in the 50$ gtd videos coming up (the 4th place run is already up). (well 24 buy ins minus 2 buy ins is kind of good If I could just run better at cash games but I cant table select HU opponents cuz who can deny any1 in 20 cent poker? I usually play in rooms that have 38%+ VPIP but HU almost vs any1). (f u ****erd) :P

Now I am a pacifist and earlier did everything I could to not be called into the military service but today I just wanna own two sawed of shotguns loaded together with 4 shells and just walk around the city with them hidded in my trench coat, who knows maybe a terrorist will try an attack at the same place as I am psycho-strutting. Damn I wish Sweden could just adjust the gun laws to being liberal just for one day so I could buy two shotguns. I would try and walk by the place called "Plattan" in Stockholm where there always are a police car with a couple of pigs just watching the scene, damn! the thrill of just walking besides them with 2 shotguns in a trench coat.

The 50$ gtd victory (no deal) https://youtu.be/xAyLkSagYLs

Starts with 8 or 7 players remaining.

Promoting a restaurant owned by a friend of mine if any1 is thinking of taking a vacation in Istanbul https://youtu.be/9aMTohZmfgE

edit: Lyrics in first two verses translated: "I am coming to Diva, I am coming to Diva, do you have wings there? (and the drums start going) Sauces coming from Antep, wings are heated in the fire, Sauces coming from Antep, wings are heated in the fire, (and drums stop), I am coming to Diva, I am coming to Diva, do you have any grill? (drums start going), our grill comes through the backdoor, and our salts come from drinking tea, our grill comes through the backdoor, and our salts come from drinking tea,"

a cut lawn won't do the job as it should according to theory but a call 234xx and maybe 2345x and 2346x 2456x etc finding a queen to your hand (Queen = 7,8,9 and in HU or superblocker discards even T in ring swimming with more than 1 villain.

In this case villain had a str8draw without a queen and by taking 3 outs and two outs to bluff me out with (a whole lot of fold equity when I play a hand like this) and I got about 71,875% equity here depending on what VILLAIN discarded first draw wich was two cards and my hand read [Ac Td Qs 7s 6h] So he is either blocker shoving low cards and goes crazy all in on turn or he is tilted that he tossed a nine in first draw and then figuring that I am playing my bluffing range 5-T+ 21% slim of catching the second (or third) deuce and then go bazooka on a nut draw instead of bluffing. Now with nines in play at this hand means that in first discard I had 76 on the right side meaning that if villain also has a lowcard on his right side his first card in the draw is going to brick.

On the first draw villain bets before we discard meaning that he had paired some low-card (in this case it has to be deuces +some more) and I get all the pole cards drawn last (T +9) from first draw. Villain misses and draws 2 again on second draw and I have two cards from the category he is after (poles) last handed by the handed cards and I toss one of them to get a useless 8 that super powered together with the 3 as I got second.

Now if I did my math right we started like this
I got ATQ76
Villain got 252X3
He draws 2 and bricks both and or else he should play some Stud 8.
On Second draw the last card given was a 6 and villain drew 2 and improved to a 1card draw without a queen (789)
While I score double lows 8+3 for a fine 7s 6h 9s 8c 3c and when I drew second I had 2 out of 3 lows villain drew 2 to a 1card and I got 2 of them meaning the deck has been giving out lo,lo (villain pairing his) lo,hi,lo for me and on second villain gets hi,lo and I lo,lo so from after first draw to third the dance goes lo,lo, lo,hi,lo hi,lo lo,lo (7lows and 3 highs and for every low in the hand there are 3 new highs, from 36 lowcards with nine included there are now 20 more high cards to deal out bricks +20 Broadway cards +my blockers) the deck has practically dealt out one stud8hand and the other opponent got two pair instead meaning he would win the high hand but this is triple draw and first to low spazzez like a dude with (35)68 vs a (A2)96 <--- this guy spazzes.

Seat 4: VILLAIN (16350 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO (70650 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind 600
VILLAIN: posts big blind 1200
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Ac Td Qs 7s 6h]
HERO: raises 1200 to 2400
VILLAIN: raises 1200 to 3600
HERO: calls 1200
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 3 cards [Ac Td Qs]
Dealt to HERO [7s 6h] [6s Ts 9s]
VILLAIN: bets 1200
HERO: calls 1200
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [6s Ts]
Dealt to HERO [7s 6h 9s] [8c 3c]
VILLAIN: bets 2400
HERO: raises 2400 to 4800
VILLAIN: raises 2400 to 7200
HERO: raises 2400 to 9600
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls 2400
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [7s 6h 9s 8c 3c]
VILLAIN: bets 1950 and is all-in
HERO: calls 1950
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [2c 5h 6c 3d Jd] (Lo: J,6,5,3,2)
HERO: shows [8c 3c 9s 7s 6h] (Lo: 9,8,7,6,3)
HERO collected 32700 from pot

78% equity in turn but I think it is a bit bigger somehow. Well I would not say 78% is bad, it is a gift from Allah praise due to Allah hat seen me play poker and gave me a miracle hand, the most merciful may peace be upon him, may peace be upon VILLAIN too.

edit: Yeah I went all-in on him cuz he draw 2 and I draw 2 after his 3bet he was pot committed so I shipped it (but also getting the cards from the middle of the deck I figured VILLAIN had not a good chance of scoring two mid-cards, like scoring two-pair on the river in HE). I only did this here to analyse what outcomes could have made my hand much worthier than it was and what went inside VILLAINS head. I will maybe in the future fold 234xx type of hands in tournaments when openraiser gets alot of action. As Super System said 234xx and 237xx are close to each other, id say u gain 16% work starting with a 7 when 2 represents the ace and the 7 represents the king and King-Queens is only good to steal from the button depending on how many kings and queens u have in ur hand (im talkin about 3377J)

Ins-Allah a micro ring will start soon or at least some spazzers HU would do. I'll throw in a prayer or two (haven't doing them since I converted, throw a lightning bolt of misfortune on me ive deserved it).

WTF!!! LMFAOROFLMAOPIMP NO LIMIT TRIPLE DRAW

eat 1: FIRST ($11.44 in chips)
Seat 3: SECOND ($12 in chips)
Seat 5: THIRD ($20 in chips)
SECOND: posts small blind $0.25
THIRD: posts big blind $0.50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
FIRST: raises $10 to $10.50
SECOND: calls $10.25
THIRD: raises $9.50 to $20 and is all-in
FIRST: folds
SECOND: folds
Uncalled bet ($9.50) returned to THIRD

I joined instantly but they all jumped out of the game except for this guy.

Seat 3: SECOND ($2.25 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO ($10 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind $0.25
SECOND: posts big blind $0.50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [3c Ac 9d 3h 8s]
HERO: raises $9.50 to $10 and is all-in
SECOND: calls $1.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($7.75) returned to HERO
*** FIRST DRAW ***
SECOND: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 2 cards [Ac 3h]
Dealt to HERO [3c 9d 8s] [Jc 9s]
*** SECOND DRAW ***
SECOND: stands pat
HERO: discards 2 cards [Jc 9s]
Dealt to HERO [3c 9d 8s] [7c Th]
*** THIRD DRAW ***
SECOND: stands pat
HERO: discards 1 card [Th]
Dealt to HERO [3c 9d 8s 7c] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SECOND: shows [7s 7h As Ad Ks] (Lo: two pair, Aces and Sevens)
HERO: shows [3c 7c 9d 5d 8s] (Lo: 9,8,7,5,3)
HERO collected $4.28 from pot

I think I have seen everything poker has to offer.

nltd rofl

Whenever I try to join a horse game that's running everyone else insta-quits. Has happened like 10 times in a row. Have played literally 0 hands. I don't get it. I'm holding down as many tables as I can to try to force them to play me lol

they never talk in chat just insta quit. super tilting.

They always playing HU but there's at least 5 of em in tota

/tilt derail

weird, usually there is no one playing HORSE except for a couple of REGs playing fishlotto. I dont know much about that game except for 5-6 years ago I played HORSE SNGs. Very soft games.

But I assume u talk about higher limits, havent seen a single game there ever. I once saw RaiseO*ce sit there.

i was about to tilt sit you hu at .25/.5 and you quit

Sry bro ive been up all night playing 1$poker so an hour ago I took my described Valium to chill out and watch TV or some movies 6 hours before I go to bed. Maybe get so bored and reg to the 12:00 CET tournament but we'll see.

All good, I had been up 2 long too, 30 hour+. Regret degenning it up now of course. Good luck on your td grind you seem like a good dude

One of the greatest guitar solos ever made, this is true black magic https://youtu.be/8SuzLveA-Qc?t=226 (also lovely drumwork)

It was an honour to take a picture together with him after his last gig one week before he committed suicide with the note saying "My work for Satan is finished in this life so I am going to the next one to continue the struggle". I believe that he truly meant Allah since Allah is all therefore Allah is Satan too. (They both stand for Pride,maybe in different meanings but pride is pride, almost as different weed is to hashish).

Next one that is sitting me ATM in 20 cent table I am going to spazz 4-bet all streets first hand for Jon Nödtveidt.

For me there are two tilting types, the one who chases paper and the one who feel like his/hers pride has sunken in before the eyes of the internet thief or dude or w/e.

Paperchasers starts to play a lot of hands to create a big pot so the player can start over from where the player was before that cooler that took his coins.

Me on the other hand feels less pride when losing a pot I should have win so I am 4bet capping predraw and postdraw and then checkraise oop and draw 2 on third draw and if I hit my hand I donkbet like an idiot that does not know it is a good check raise point but I see 3bet and by winning that pot my pride from the earlier hand is not cured but I have successfully played out another one so that player has less pride than me = I got back to standard and all cowboys at the table start to 3bet my check-raises OOP = more pride for me.

Thank Allah I am playing in micro, I can pull this off on a couple of lowstakes + midstakes players but they are rare but I would probably get my pride back in a shark ring,just need two hands that at least hits a 56% or a 5% is good too.

I player once one a hand in a ring game with a really big fish calling after third draw and the winner wrote the fish symbol in the chat. WTF!?

I mean if a fish coolers one (should not anyway say fish) and fish-reg calls him/her fish is already at the borderline.

But when fish-reg wins vs fish he is practically saying "I know math more than u do and u dont have a chance, go play slots or something" and Moby Dick never returned cuz of bad pride. Fish-reg should not their pride get out of hand. Read the Holy Quran ffs.

Good Morning & praise upon Allah. 4handed action and I hit 7 hands in row (maybe not the 7th bcuz I made two players broke and we turned HU where I bluffed river with pair) . Figured the 7s were gooners and that my pat range is early for these guys so I guessed right that at least one of them was going to hang him/herself.

Classic TAGs tryin to fool me.

Seat 3: CR7z ($0.76 in chips)
Seat 4: Charlie Sheen ($0.56 in chips)
Seat 5 $1.35 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($7.80 in chips)
Charlie Sheen: posts small blind $0.05
: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9h 5s 4d 2s 2d]
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
CR7z: raises $0.10 to $0.30
Charlie Sheen: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
folds
HERO: calls $0.20
CR7z: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
Charlie Sheen: discards 3 cards
HERO: discards 1 card [2d]
Dealt to HERO [9h 5s 4d 2s] [3h]
CR7z: discards 3 cards
Charlie Sheen: checks
HERO: bets $0.10
CR7z: raises $0.10 to $0.20
Charlie Sheen: calls $0.16 and is all-in
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.30
CR7z: raises $0.06 to $0.36 and is all-in
Betting is capped
HERO: calls $0.06
*** SECOND DRAW ***
Charlie Sheen: discards 3 cards
HERO: stands pat on [9h 5s 4d 2s 3h]
CR7z: discards 2 cards
*** THIRD DRAW ***
Charlie Sheen: stands pat. I know he would!
HERO: stands pat on [9h 5s 4d 2s 3h]
CR7z: discards 2 cards
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HERO: shows [9h 5s 4d 2s 3h] (Lo: 9,5,4,3,2)
CR7z: shows [2c 6h 7h Qh 4c] (Lo: Q,7,6,4,2)
HERO collected $0.38 from side pot
Charlie Sheen: shows [4h 3s 2h 8d 9s] (Lo: 9,8,4,3,2)
HERO collected $1.70 from main pot

Shipped 50$ first price in the 50$ gtd. Only 15 players made it to a winner takes all. I asked my fellow Russians when 3handed if they liked Lenin but got no answer. The correct answer was "Yes!" and I would have given them 10$ each from the cake but they remained silent so 50$ for me.

No video of the 50$ winner takes all cuz I was anxious and did not want to take my valium and play high and the anxiousness put me kind of in a "fuc k you" mode so I thought the video was gonna be all spazzing and luckboxing but when we became 4 players left the "fu ck you"mode worked pretty good playing friendly ABC poker.

No video of the 50$ winner takes all cuz I was anxious and did not want to take my valium and play high and the anxiousness put me kind of in a "fuc k you" mode so I thought the video was gonna be all spazzing and luckboxing but when we became 4 players left the "fu ck you"mode worked pretty good playing friendly ABC poker. But before that I was 3betting 2255x etc. I even regretted being in the tourney after the first 30 minutes.

What do we do here?

Seat 1: HERO (4805 in chips)
Seat 2: CANADA (11635 in chips)
Seat 3: BRAZIL (10000 in chips)
Seat 5: RUSSIA (5200 in chips)
RUSSIA: posts small blind 250
HERO: posts big blind 500
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6s 7s 6d 4d 3c]
CANADA: calls 500
BRAZIL: calls 500
RUSSIA: calls 250
HERO: ???

Two min cashes, one loss and one 50/50 cake split at the 50$ gtd for 25$ each. I was left with 2bb when we was 4 players and top 2 got paid, I did a classic 1337 and flipped the steak. Here is a hand from early on in the tournament just to show how much luck Allah has blessed me with.

Seat 1: (6155 in chips)
Seat 2: (1875 in chips)
Seat 3: Russia (1350 in chips)
Seat 4: HERO (10895 in chips)
Seat 5: England (3000 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind 75
England: posts big blind 150
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [5c 7d 4c 3s Jh]
: folds
: folds
Russia: raises 150 to 300
HERO: raises 150 to 450
England: calls 300
Russia: calls 150
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: "Whats my equity!?!?!" discards 2 cards [5c Jh]
Dealt to HERO [7d 4c 3s] [2d Th]
England: discards 3 cards
Russia: discards 1 card
HERO: bets 150
England: calls 150
Russia: raises 150 to 300
HERO: calls 150
England: calls 150
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [Th]
Dealt to HERO [7d 4c 3s 2d] [4s]
England: discards 2 cards
Russia: stands pat
HERO: checks
England: checks
Russia: bets 300
HERO: calls 300
England: calls 300
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [4s]
Dealt to HERO [7d 4c 3s 2d] [6s]
England: discards 1 card
Russia: stands pat
HERO: bets 300
England: raises 300 to 600
Russia: calls 300 and is all-in
HERO: raises 300 to 900
England: raises 300 to 1200
Betting is capped
HERO: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
England: shows [4h 8c 2h 7c 5d] (Lo: 8,7,5,4,2)
HERO: shows [2d 7d 4c 3s 6s] (Lo: 7,6,4,3,2)
HERO collected 1800 from side pot
Russia: mucks hand
HERO collected 4050 from main pot
Russia finished the tournament

Here it is with a quick link to when I was down to 2bb https://youtu.be/1CbacJFokUw?t=3797

edit: 2 minutes later back to down with only 2bb https://youtu.be/1CbacJFokUw?t=3949

edit2: 3 minutes after the second link im down to 2bb (1½) again https://youtu.be/1CbacJFokUw?t=4117

Second place out of 31 entrants while being drugged by Valium (I have it on recipe). First time I play a tourney with those and do not recommend any other to try it, I luckboxed, simple as that. Video coming up starting on the FT bubble (top3 got paid). Won like 8 buy ins or something like that 19,33$

here it is https://youtu.be/rGRuvl5bxU0