(A)Do I have a stack check!
(C)Do I have a pair check!
(G)Is VILLAIN a spewtard check!
(A)But do I have money **** no!

(A)Am I inducing a bluff check!
(C)Do I check to button check!
(G)Does VILLAIN hang himself check!
(A)But Do I have money **** no!

(A) Three missed (F) bets (E) aint it all,
(E) Three missed bets (A) makes others not bet,

(A)Check (E)call (A)check (E)call (A)check (E)call (F)check call (E)check call,
(F)is the only line they (E)play today!
(A)Check (E)call (A)check (E)call (A)check (E)call (F)check call (E)check call,
(F)Bunch of nit-tards! (G)They are ****ing nit (D)tards

Solo
E --------------------------------------------!
B -------------------------------------------K -----------9--10 -------
G ----------------------------------------- -A--------7--------10---9
D----------10 12 13 12 10 12 10---------E---------------------------10 7 12>>
A----12 13 -----------------------12 13---R----12----------------------------------
E 10 ---------------------------------------B-10---------------------------------

(D)Money is (A)not (D)everything in (A)this world,
(G)Money is something (A) thing I (E) dont have,
(G)Money is not (A) everything in (E)this world,
(D)Money is (A)the only (D)thing (F)I (E)dont have,

Balls of Steel

(C)First big blind (E)at the (A)final table,
(C)Brazilian open (F)from the (E)small blind,
(E)Yesterday I (G)could (D)not (A)afford (E)cable,
(A)Today I (F)made (E)it,
(A)I made (F)it (G)six raise,

(F)Bluffing because (E)nothing (C)beats a pair of balls,
(F)Bluffing away (C)the (A)I Cee Em TAGS,
(F)Bluffing it all (E)away (C)because they wont call,
(F)Bluffing away (C)forcing (A)them to be LAGS,

(C)Second big blind (E)and we (A)was five left,
(C)Brazilian open (F)from the (E)small blind,
(E)King Ten (G)off (D)suit (A)I start (E)to laugh,
(A)King (F)jack (E)off,
(A)Slaughtered (F)me a (G)calf,

(A)Jerk (F)it (E)off
(A)Half (F)a (G)Half

(C)Third big blind (F)we was (A)four left,
(C)Brazilian open (F)from the (E)small blind,
(E)Yes tonight (G)im (D)gonna (A)make (E)it good,
(A)No jack (F)king (E)off,
(A)get off (F) my (G) dick,
(A)Showdown (F)will make (E)u sick,
(A)I got (F)the big (G)slick,

(F)Bluffing because (E)nothing (C)beats a pair of balls,
(F)Bluffing away (C)the (A)I Cee Em TAGS,
(F)Bluffing it all (E)away (C)because they wont call,
(F)Bluffing away (C)forcing (A)them to be LAGS,

Solo
E-------777-12-12-12-888---
B--------
G-999-----------------
D--------------------------------
A--------------------------------
E------------------------------

E--------------------------------14-15-17-18-18-18-18-19>>>>
B---8-12--------------------14
G-9----------9-----------12
D--------------14-12-14
A---------10
E

(C)Fourth big blind (F)we was (A)three left,
(C)Brazilian open (F)from the (E)small blind,
(E)ten five off suit Im (G)looking (D)at (A)a (E)raise,
(A)I shove (F)my (E)stack,
(A)I show (F)my (G)hand
(A)you just (F)got (E)banged
(A)They cant (F)open (G)a case,

(C)No Self Destructo (G)bust (A)tonight,
(C)I can afford (G)yo momma (B)this night,
(E)Nothing beats a (A)pair of balls,
(E)The tourney (F)cost 1 dollar,
(E)The third got (A) sixty dollar,

(E)I self destructo (F)bust,
(E)deuce seven (A)off suit,
(E)Im looking (F)at a raise,
(E)Could not (A)help myself,
(E)I had to (A)pay (F)the (E)play,

(E)deuce seven (A)off suit,
(E)Im looking (F)at a raise,
(E)Could not (A)help myself,
(E)I had to (A)raise (F)the (E)play,

(E)Im gonna raise,
(A)even out the stakes,
(E),I wont stop raise,
(A) Till you wont raise,

(E)queen seven (A)off suit,
(E)Im looking (F)at a raise,
(E)Could not (A)help myself,
(E)I had to (A)gamble (F)the (E)range,

wtf is L*nce84 doing at 1/2 and 2/4 during this week? Bumhunting? I don't believe so bcuz there is a 5/10 game going at the same time without him.

btw the paralysed track horse strikes again and doubles its speed by 50% plus 33% to 0 miles per hour.

Seat 1: VILLAIN ($1.68 in chips)
Seat 3: RAISEFOLD ($5.61 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($6.56 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind $0.05
VILLAIN: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [7d 6d 7h 8c 8s]
RAISEFOLD: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.15
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: discards 3 cards [7d 7h 8c]
Dealt to HERO [6d 8s] [Th Qh 8d]
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
RAISEFOLD: discards 3 cards
HERO: bets $0.10
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
RAISEFOLD: folds (I never expected RAISEFOLD to fold here)
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [8d]
Dealt to HERO [6d 8s Th Qh] [3d]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [6d 8s Th Qh 3d]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: folds

If someone pats 2345T on first draw then actually discarding all 5 cards will 49% of the time after second draw give hero a winning draw. I think if I counted it correctly.

57% 48% 40% 32% need to hit on maximum 11 discards before becoming a 1card or pat before third. (I am not counting nines as outs here but if HERO discards 3 low card when taking 5 then adding nines will give the same hit ratio).

Why am I thinking of this?
I tried to troll a player recently that saw through me and discarded 5 after a session were he played normal until that hand and won.

edit: Ever tried stud8 with 12 streets?

Well, what can I say? Lost 60$ on a bet with a friend that there would not be any terrorist attack in Sweden during 2017...

edit: This is also the work of the European union after agreeing on a deal with Turkey about immigrants without paper in EU borders (let the civilians get slaughtered while terrorists are forced to stay in EU, frustrated drones inside all borders).

He accepted my offer that I first gave 3:1 then he wanted 5:1 and I said anything above 4,25:1 is a deal breaker and he accepted a 60$ on a terrorist attack from ISIS in AUSTRALIA during 2017

This is probably the weirdest line I ever took in triple draw

Seat 3: lol ($5.49 in chips)
Seat 4: VILLAIN ($2.15 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($7.02 in chips)
VILLAIN: posts small blind $0.05
HERO: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [4d 9c 2c Js Ks]
lol: folds
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: discards 3 cards [9c Js Ks]
Dealt to HERO [4d 2c] [3c 8s 5h]
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.30
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: stands pat on [4d 2c 3c 8s 5h]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.60
HERO: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: stands pat on [4d 2c 3c 8s 5h]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.60
HERO: calls $0.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [6h 4h 8d 5d 2s] (Lo: 8,6,5,4,2)
HERO: shows [4d 3c 2c 8s 5h] (Lo: 8,5,4,3,2)
HERO collected $3.50 from pot

I wonder if the guys responsible for the script in the The Legend Of Zelda cartoon ever played the game themself before writing it.

https://youtu.be/FPxY8lpYAUM

Here he is holding 1/3 of the Triforce at the same time as he is blinded by his own clothes and hanging in a tower facing death in a reversed position and he says ... https://youtu.be/FPxY8lpYAUM?t=12

"It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the
evils of war that can thoroughly understand the
profitable way of carrying it on" - Art Of War

I wonder how America will react if IS adds strength to their front-line against southern Iraq. Can America bring war to the same country that they brought war upon with the excuse "Rescuing them" twice? If not, who are they going to stake? Maybe at the same time ISIS is bluffing Europe, America also bluffs them into tricking them to engage Iran into warfare.


http://forumbilder.se/G81DM/isis-map-329655.jpg

" In the practical art of war, the best
thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and
intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So,
too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to
destroy it, to capture a regiment, a detachment or a
company entire than to destroy them" - same book that given to us in a generation far away from smartphones and Wikipedia.

Poor proud mountain fighters in the northern Iraq, defending themself over 4000 years over and over again because of the enemy of my enemy rule.

Fort Europa, you promised me utopia... what happened?

I was investing in future 3/4bets (to my "idiot-range") but this went totally wrong. Now I have to re-do it ...

: posts small blind $0.05
HERO: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Js 8c Tc 3d 2c]
: folds
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
: folds
: folds
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: discards 2 cards [Js Tc]
Dealt to HERO [8c 3d 2c] [Qh Ac]
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: checks
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
HERO: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 2 cards [Qh Ac]
Dealt to HERO [8c 3d 2c] [2h 5d]
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: checks
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.20) returned to HERO
HERO collected $1 from pot
HERO: doesn't show hand

PRAISE ALLAH AND THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THAN ALLAH! THE MOST MERCIFUL HEARD MY THOUGHTS THAT WAS A RIGHTEOUS THOUGHT YEEEEE-HAAAW!!!!!!!!

edit: If I was a receiver in the American NFL I would celebrate every touch-down by running to the press-box and bow down and scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" over and over again so that they could take more pictures.

Best speaker I heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoBkXP4OSM

Normally almost every time I want to punish limpers by forcing them to pay as much as possible pre-draw at the same time I don't give a **** about other players raising/calling it's always back firing, but this time it worked!

*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [3s Jc 8s 7c 2s]
: folds
LIMPER: calls $0.10
RUSSIAN: folds
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
OTHER: calls $0.15
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.30
LIMPER: calls $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
RUSSIAN said, "on mrazota nahistkay"
OTHER: calls $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
LIMPER: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
OTHER: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [Jc 8s]
Dealt to HERO [3s 7c 2s] [Th Jd]
RUSSIAN said, "vse znayt"
LIMPER: discards 2 cards
VILLAIN: stands pat
OTHER: checks
HERO: checks
LIMPER: checks
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
OTHER: calls $0.10
HERO: calls $0.10
LIMPER: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
OTHER: discards 2 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [Th Jd]
Dealt to HERO [3s 7c 2s] [4s 5c]
RUSSIAN said, "chto on gnida" (I don't know Russian but I think he is complaining that his Soviet after they fell became the biggest pimp in Europe)
LIMPER: discards 1 card
VILLAIN: stands pat
OTHER: checks
HERO: checks
LIMPER: checks
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
OTHER: folds
HERO: calls $0.20
LIMPER: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [3s 7c 2s 4s 5c]
LIMPER: discards 1 card
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: checks
LIMPER: checks
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
LIMPER: folds
VILLAIN: calls $0.20

I just hate it when I am focused and play a hand perfectly that should have been mine and then focus dies together with losing this pot. I mean I am killing VILLAINS chance of hitting a 7-low and the catch is that I sacrifice my 86low and get 87 instead laughing all the way to the river but...

*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6s Jd 2c 5c 9s]
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.30
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: discards 3 cards [6s Jd 9s]
Dealt to HERO [2c 5c] [8d 3s 7s]
VILLAIN: bets $0.10
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.30
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [2c 5c 8d 3s 7s]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [2c 5c 8d 3s 7s]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: calls $0.20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [4d 2s 6h 5d 8h] (Lo: 8,6,5,4,2)

I love these types of hands, the ones that make HERO think "Doh!" and then "WOHOO!"

HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [2s 5h 7d 9s 8h]
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: checks
VILLAIN: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HERO: shows [2s 8h 5h 9s 7d] (Lo: 9,8,7,5,2)
VILLAIN: mucks hand

My Bucket list
[X] stand pat with a T9-low pre-draw in a three-way pot and at the same time having both VILLAINs draw 1 on third draw instead of making one of them fold before and then win in a check-down after third draw and win.

[ ] one more time stand pat with a T9-low pre-draw in a three-way pot and at the same time having both VILLAINs draw 1 on third draw instead of making one of them fold before and then win in a check-down after third draw and win.

[ ] stand pat with a T9-low vs 2 VILLAINS drawing one on first draw and win

[ ] Visit Kenya

[ ] Visit USA and in the terminal when they ask "Business or pleasure" and answer with "Business" and then get denied and sent back to Sweden

[/] Beg like a dog IRL ([/] means I did it on internet but not IRL) in anyway possible (drug money, money, stash, trial etc)´for example someone wants to execute me and I beg like a dog screaming "DONT DO THIS SH IT TO ME MAN PLS DONT DO THIS TO ME" or like I travel to Turkey and a ISIS terrorist is 5 sec away from blowing a bomb I say the same as I wrote above or like a cat burglar that enters my apartment with a knife... I always wanted to know how this feels like. edit: https://youtu.be/k2dbF7SK4KI?t=168

[ ] Have a winning session over 20 minutes VS o*gee

Almost made one of them in the list be checked but anyway I won a dollar

HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
LIMPER: calls $0.10
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: discards 2 cards [As Jh]
Dealt to HERO [2h 4h 5d] [9h Ts]
LIMPER: discards 2 cards
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.10
LIMPER: folds
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [2h 4h 5d 9h Ts]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: stands pat on [2h 4h 5d 9h Ts]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VILLAIN: shows [8h 2d 5s Kh 6d] (Lo: K,8,6,5,2)
HERO: shows [9h 2h 4h 5d Ts] (Lo: T,9,5,4,2)
HERO collected $1.15 from pot

Last tournament bink!

https://youtu.be/fNK5TN4incM

I have failed to cash in 2-7 Triple Draw Tournaments for almost like a month but I have at the same time played less or none at all during grinding days. When I came to FT I remembered Pokerstars have a recording rigg so I started to record as a minstack.

I know VILLAIN was worse than me but he/she was a good bluffer and a lot of hands during HU was bluffing and after trading of chip lead to chip lose a lot and became even again my brain started to hurt so much I asked for a chop and VILLAIN agreed.

edit: By the way the first song in this video is Infinite Mass - Bullet, a Swedish underground band since the 80s making one of their commercial hits during the 00s and the music video can be founded here ----------> https://youtu.be/xeZ53VT_rm4 One of the most dope tracks being made.

"Wild boars attacked the ISIS in the El Reşat region, 53 kilometers south of Kirkuk.

According to IraqiNews, the wild boars who attacked the ISIS killed 3 ISIS members.

According to those who were transferred, the ISIS who got angry at the situation got back and took revenge on wild pigs."

http://haber.sol.org.tr/dunya/yaban-...i-3-olu-194158

These pigs must have been thinking "If Allah won't let us be delicious food for them then we shall attack and kill them and make them our food! Allahu-Ackbar!, our saviour from the evil Jesus that brought in the pork-chops".

It is funny how ISIS soldiers see reward in the after life where if they get killed by women they go to hell (and the Northern Iraq Mountain fighters train women in the military making them hell-machines). But I wonder, what and how does Allah punish an armed group of soldiers getting killed by a pig?

Law of nature seems to be working

Holy moly a noosebleed game going on between gr*ezhool and Rui Cao +J*iso sitting out atm. If I only had 100k$ and j*iso started to play and the game became 4handed... I would probably lose, probably even with a stop loss on 4 bets.

Such a soft game.

gr*ezhool: raises $500 to $1000
Rui Cao: calls $500
*** FIRST DRAW ***
Rui Cao: discards 3 cards
gr*ezhool: discards 3 cards
Rui Cao: checks
gr*ezhool: bets $500
Rui Cao: calls $500
*** SECOND DRAW ***
Rui Cao: discards 3 cards
gr*ezhool: discards 1 card
Rui Cao: checks
gr*ezhool: bets $1000
Rui Cao: calls $1000
*** THIRD DRAW ***
Rui Cao: stands pat

edit: again!

Rui Cao: raises $500 to $1000
gr*ezhool: calls $500
*** FIRST DRAW ***
gr*ezhool: discards 3 cards
Rui Cao: discards 3 cards
gr*ezhool: checks
Rui Cao: bets $500
gr*ezhool: calls $500
*** SECOND DRAW ***
gr*ezhool: discards 2 cards
Rui Cao: discards 1 card
gr*ezhool: checks
Rui Cao: bets $1000
gr*ezhool: calls $1000
*** THIRD DRAW ***
gr*ezhool: stands pat
Rui Cao: stands pat
gr*ezhool: checks
Rui Cao: bets $1000
gr*ezhool: folds

Bring in durrrr with the checkraises pls!

no one giving me action where are you mate

Sry bro, I've been busy last day and should also tell that 27 triple draw is most unpopular at that time you wrote that post.

One of the main reasons why Ted is my favourite character in Scrubs https://youtu.be/ALFX_qA0v9g

This guy saved me from a losing grind tonight. And when I say saved I mean like really SAVED, printed 80 bets on this dude.

But the weird thing is that this guy asked me later on to multi-table HU vs him and I declined, I haven't felt good this day, maybe I caught a flu or AIDS that another VILLAIN wished upon me earlier this day. Well, maybe it is best for me to take a break from the computer tomorrow and watch re-run of sit coms except for How I Meet Your Mother, I hate that show, it is alcoholic propaganda cuz they drink at the pub almost every time and at the same time having respected works such as lawyer, kindergarten teacher and one dude that is always searching for a job as a architect but he remains without job and at the same time he can afford to drink booze every day. They also have a private limo-driver and I think a lot of the fans of this show starts to burn money on unnecessary things they don't need and at the same time feel like they are having a good life with welfare money and alcohol and without having a job. Funny thing is also that they all (except for Barney and Robin) wants to have families, I feel bad for their unborn children and I think I would have watched a spin-off with Barney alone and without the other characters.

Seat 3: VILLAIN ($6.41 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($7.21 in chips)
VILLAIN: posts small blind $0.05
HERO: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [6h Ts Ah 3d 5c]
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
HERO: discards 2 cards [Ts Ah]
Dealt to HERO [6h 3d 5c] [4c 4d]
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: bets $0.10
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
HERO: discards 1 card [4d]
Dealt to HERO [6h 3d 5c 4c] [Ks]
VILLAIN: discards 2 cards
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
HERO: stands pat on [6h 3d 5c 4c Ks]
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: bets $0.20
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.40
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.60
VILLAIN: folds

----------------------------------------------------------
Also this HERO-value I haven't done in like this year with the exception of tournaments.

Seat 3: VILLAIN ($4.09 in chips)
Seat 6: HERO ($18.71 in chips)
HERO: posts small blind $0.05
VILLAIN: posts big blind $0.10
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9h Ad 3s Qh 7s]
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.20
VILLAIN: calls $0.10
*** FIRST DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 3 cards
HERO: discards 3 cards [9h Ad Qh]
Dealt to HERO [3s 7s] [6s Jd 8d]
VILLAIN: checks
HERO: bets $0.10
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.20
HERO: raises $0.10 to $0.30
VILLAIN: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
HERO: calls $0.10
*** SECOND DRAW ***
VILLAIN: discards 1 card
HERO: discards 1 card [Jd]
Dealt to HERO [3s 7s 6s 8d] [Kd]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: calls $0.20
*** THIRD DRAW ***
VILLAIN: stands pat
HERO: discards 1 card [Kd]
Dealt to HERO [3s 7s 6s 8d] [2h]
VILLAIN: bets $0.20
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.40
VILLAIN: raises $0.20 to $0.60
HERO: raises $0.20 to $0.80
Betting is capped
VILLAIN: calls $0.20

edit: I wished that they would make a spin-off pilot episode that is about Todd from Scrubs, and by pilot I mean only a pilot episode because the concept would not work for a whole season but one episode about him and his life would be awesome.