Gorilla: Time for another action pack edition of World Wide Wrestling. Tonight…
Brain: We have a travesty; a gross, disgusting display of unfairness and bias; -does a wild temper tantrum, throwing his arms and feet.
Gorilla: You don’t understand do you Brain? With Bill Watts as the new commissioner, good deeds and decency are rewarded like they should be.
Brain: I thought Bill Watts was a cowboy? Don’t send a guy with a law degree down to mud lick to round up all the cattle, and don’t send the cowboy to enforce law and order!
Gorilla: Bill Watts has been a stand up individual for a long time. He always seeks to prevent miscarriages of justice. Perfect for the job!
Brain just sits there holding his head.
Gorilla: I’ve done what everybody has wanted to do since you started this job: shut you up! We have a great lineup tonight. David Von Erich continues his quest to be in the top 10, as he goes against the man who always puts up a proficient performance, Brad Armstrong.
Brain: What a lucky kid Von Erich is. You win some, you lose some. Unless you are Brad Armstrong. Then you lose them all.
Gorilla: Moving on ignoring such nonsense, in action, Eddie Guerrero and his masked tag partner in action. What a reputation these guys have already.
Brain: I know what their team name is. Los Gringos Locos!
Gorilla: Believe it or not fans, for once Brain is right.
Brain: I wonder why he wears that mask. If I was as ugly as you Gorilla, I’d wear a mask!
Gorilla: Well after so many years in the ring I may very well resemble that remark. It’s a tough way to earn a living. Also tonight fans, the interview guest at “Living with the Brain” is none other then the World Heavyweight Champion himself, Buddy Rogers.
Brain: YES! YES! Finally some good news. Somebody that dresses well. Somebody that actually can speak correctly. Somebody that isn’t a stinky dwarf!
Gorilla: Will you stop? Also tonight, women in action, Megumi Kudo takes on Miss Tessmacher.
Brain: If they both weren’t so good looking, that would be a great time for a nap. Women pretending to be tough, what a joke!
Gorilla: Why don’t you try and get in the ring with them and see how tough they are?
Brain: I’ve got an injury!
Gorilla: Indeed, a mental one! And of course fans, the big one, the Midnight Rockers Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty, take on Bockwinkel and Stevens for all the marbles! Let’s get to the ring.
--------Already in the ring, hailing from right here in Milwaukee Wisconsin, Jim Smith and John Smith!
“Jump” by Van Halen hits and Eddie and ??? show up. ??? Taunts the Milwaukee crowd by pretending to slam a beverage, then stumbling around acting drunk nearly falling over. Eddie laughs at this.
"From Mexico City, total combined weight, 474 pounds, Los Gringos Locos!"
It’s extremely fast paced action as ??? Tosses Jim off the ropes, then runs off himself and connects with a clothesline, without slowing down runs off and does a diving splash back first into the opponent. Eddie simply walks into the ring and performs a samoan drop on the fallen local boy. Eddie leaves the ring, then ??? Tags Eddie in and lifts the jobber onto his shoulders. Eddie climbs to the top, then leaps towards the opponent and does a Frankensteiner pulling the opponent right off his partners shoulders. He does a pin and it is 1-2-3. John comes in to check on his partner, and ??? Kicks John in the back of the head. Eddie kicks him as well, then puts him on the top for a superplex. Nearly at the same time, ??? Comes off the top rope with a huge frog splash. Eddie looks in the camera and says “That’s made in Mexico.”
--------Brain’s set is shown, and Buddy Rogers struts out.
Bobby: “Buddy, my good friend. Why don’t you tell the people what is like to be a real world champion.”
Buddy: “First of all, it means tons of money, tons of women. It means that I go where I want, when I want. All the backstage areas that you day job commoners wish you could attend, all the cars you wish you could buy are mine. However, there is a down side. Most people understand they have no chance at ever beating the Total Package, the Nature Boy, Buddy Rogers. But some people just were born with less intelligence. People like Pedro Morales, the son of a Chihuahua and vegetable picker. People like “The Spoiler”. Listen, pal. The only thing that you have spoiled is that mask; maybe you should wash it for once?
And subhuman scum, overgrown children, like David Von Erich. Look kid; I know your brain isn’t fully formed yet. I know you were educated by Fritz Von Erich and the state of Texas. But listen to somebody who actually has been successful in life when I say: Do not get in the ring with me! I’ve crippled so many of my opponents, the hospital has an entire ward named after me! You do not want to be the next member of the Buddy Rogers broken leg club!
------After the break, Brad Armstrong’s music hits and he swiftly comes out to the ring. La Grange hits, and David Von Erich comes out. This is a ~15 minute match. David starts out well, but Armstrong takes the lead, hitting move after move, including a DDT off the 2nd rope. Out of nowhere, David goes for the flying knee, but misses. Armstrong locks in the figure four, but David uses his great reach and strength to lock in the Von Erich claw. Eventually, the figure four breaks, but not the claw, and Brad Armstrong has to tap out.
Gorilla: “Unbelievable. David Von Erich took all that pain, and was able to counter the figure four in a way that I have never seen before. It looks like he has been preparing for that figure four leglock of Buddy Rogers already.
Brain: “That figure four you just saw is a lot different then getting put in the figure four by Buddy Rogers. There is no known effective counter to that.
Gorilla: "The way things are going right now for young David, it looks like we will get a chance to find out. Bigger tests will abound in the weeks to come."
------Gorilla “Oh here she is! Hardbodied and hardcore, Megumi Kudo!
The match is 8 or so minutes in of back and forth actual wrestling, with Kudo mostly on the offense. Tessmacher makes a comeback, but Kudo suddenly locks in and hits the Kudome Valentine
Gorilla: Forget about it, it’s all over!
Back at the studio, Brain has his jaw wide open in awe, speechless.
Gorilla: Pretty impressive stuff. I just hope Tessmacher’s neck is ok after that incredible move. I’ve never seen anything quite like that.
Brain: -stares for a bit and then snaps out of it- I have to….take a quick break.
Gorilla: You do not!
-------------------Gorilla: Your men are up next.
Bobby: I still can’t believe those punk kids got a title shot. They aren’t in the same league as Bockwinkel and Stevens!
Gorilla: Then you have nothing to worry about!
Capetta: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the world tag team championship. It is set for one fall, to a finish. Introducing first, the challengers. Total combined weight, 467 pounds, Shawn Michaels, Marty Jannety, the Midnight Rockers.
The Rockers music hits and they run out to high pitch screams and cheers. Bockwinkel and Stevens music hits, and they walk down slowly to the ring.
And their opponents. From Hollywood, California. Total combined weight 490 pounds. They are, the world tag team champions, Bobby Heenan presents, Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens
Bockwinkel takes the mic from the ring announcer. “Today, in protest of a shameful act of staggering incompetence, we shall not be defending the world titles.” the crowd roars booing this claim. “You can boo all you want, cretins, but I acquiesce not to you but only to myself. Tell me, -looking at Shawn-, what does it say at the top of the marquee outside?” Shawn replies “In letters almost as big as “Tonight the Midnight Rockers” it says “World Wide Wrestling”.
Bockwinkel “World Wide WRESTLING. The name on the marquee is wrestling. And who have you ever wrestled? Nobody. Yet, for one simple and pathetic reason you are getting a world title shot. This great man, Bill Watts, sees dollar signs because all the little girls love your little childish faces.”
Stevens: “We came here to wrestle, and you aren’t ready to wrestle us.”
Stevens and Bockwinkel start to walk out, then ‘Born in the U.S.A hits, and Bill Watts walks towards the ring with a mic”.
Watts- “Stop right there. These two boys -the Rockers- have been nothing but upholders of justice and the American Way since they arrived here. That is why they get the shot-reward for good behavior. Now, you get in the ring and defend the titles right now, or you will forfeit the titles!”
The match shows vast potential, with Bockwinkel starting off against Shawn, and some very fast paced action with great selling occurring. However, this is short lived, as only a couple minutes in, Eddie Guerrero and his partner charge in and start unloading on Shawn then Marty. The ref calls for the bell, Bockwinkel and Stevens swiftly go outside and grab the tag belts as the show ends.