WrestleMania XI
April 2, 1995 - Hartford Civic Center, Hartford, CT
- WrestleMania in Hartford?
- Vince and King return for their second year on commentary. Vince calls WrestleMania "the standard of excellence in sports entertainment". Given this is 1995, I think we can safely deduce that the standard at the moment is pretty low.
- Vince must have known how bad the show was going to suck, as he went completely overboard on the C-list celebrities under the "quantity over quality" principle. There are also a ton of what I can only assume are legit photographers at ringside as a result of the mainstream coverage due to LT's involvement. They would do nothing but get in the way of the wrestlers throughout the night.
Allied Powers vs. Blu Twins 1/2*
Add Luger to the list of WrestleMania main eventers who took a dramatic tumble down the card the following year. This was a really bad pairing, styles are too similar plus no one in this match is known as an above-average worker. Crowd seemed into it, though. Pyro after the opening match seemed a bit much.
IC title: Jeff Jarrett [c] vs. Razor Ramon **
1-2-3 Kid, apparently just back from the Playboy mansion in those black silk pajamas, comes out with Razor to counteract the Roadie. They had a pretty good little match going until the figure-four ground everything to a standstill, followed by another Honky finish. Jarrett actually had a pretty decent year, but the fact that JJ was one of their better wrestlers at this point spoke volumes about the state of the promotion.
Undertaker vs. King Kong Bundy DUD
Ye gods, this was bad. No idea why they brought Bundy back. The bit with the urn would normally be dumb, but here was actually a welcome distraction from the crapfest in the ring. Taker really never had a good match at Mania until they started putting him with guys who could actually work.
Tag team titles: Smoking Gunns [c] vs. Owen Hart & ??? **1/2
This match came about as a result of the tag team title tournament, where Owen and Jim Neidhart were eliminated under dubious circumstances, so the Gunns gave Owen a title match with a partner of his choosing. And so Owen introduces...Yokozuna. He looks monstrous, I think he may have been near 600 at this point. Gunns continue the theme of the night by cutting an awful prematch promo. The mustache on Billy looks hilarious now. Champs mostly control on Owen for the first half, until Yoko hits the Big Fat Legdrop off an Owen drop toehold to signal the beginning of the end. This was pretty decent, especially for this show. Outcome was never in doubt, though.
I Quit match: Bret Hart vs. Bob Backlund 3/4*
Bret called this one of his worst ever matches in his book. I believed it as it was happening, and I believe it even more now. Roddy Piper is once again the special ref, and he attempts to liven up the dull proceedings by shoving a live mic into each man's face at random intervals and shouting, "WHADDAYA SAY???" At one point, Bret shouts "NO!" into Piper's mic as if to tell him to stop acting like such a goof. Hardly any real action at all in this one. Bret finally reverses Backlund's chicken wing into one of his own, and Backlund forgets the stips and screams "YEARRRGH" into the mic, which Piper takes as a submission, mercifully ending this train wreck.
WWF title: Diesel [c] vs. Shawn Michaels ***
Shawn comes out with Jenny McCarthy, who may very well be the most currently relevant celebrity of all the ones on the show (although for all the wrong reasons). This was a good match but really weird to watch -- Shawn was being pushed as the favourite and actually spent much of the match in control of the seven-foot, should-be-unstoppable champion. It broke down some near the end after Hebner got bumped. I could only laugh watching Big Lazy hulk up at the end, and then cringed at the world's second-sloppiest powerbomb (Sid would deliver the sloppiest one to Shawn the very next night). Crowd was solidly behind HBK in the end; I'm undecided whether that was careful planning on the office's part or a double-cross on Shawn's part. Since this WAS 1995, I'm leaning toward the latter. Either way, it led to Shawn turning face on Raw right afterward.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Lawrence Taylor **1/2
Step right up, witness the end of a good worker's career! Bam Bam was so misused it wasn't funny. He came back just after WrestleMania IX and got pushed to the King of the Ring final against Bret Hart, putting on a terrific match in the process. He should have been in line for a huge monster heel push -- I mean, this guy would have made a better Vader than Vader! He's 370, very good worker, agile enough that he can do cartwheels and moonsaults, badass enough that he's got ****ing flames tattooed on his skull, have I sold you on this guy yet?? So, of course, the office did absolutely **** all with him for the next year and a half, sticking him in a long, dumb angle with face Doink and then shunting him off to the Million Dollar Corporation. Finally, he got a break, getting into this big angle with LT and main eventing Mania, being promised a big push afterward. The match was better than I would've ever expected, he made LT look like a million bucks and in the process came off looking really good himself. And then...what happened? Well, of course, this is the mid-90s, so we all know the answer to that: the Clique happened. They hated the guy, did everything they could to undermine him. He gets turned face and hastily booked as the Paul Orndorff to Diesel's Hulk Hogan, both working in the shadows of the rest of the Clique who are all putting on fantastic matches, but pretty much only with each other. And finally, Bam Bam had had enough and was let go or quit, not sure which. He would finally get some measure of success after leaving, shocking everyone by beating Shane Douglas for the ECW title and then having an OK run in WCW as part of the Jersey Triad, but he should have been so much more than that. What a waste.
Overall: 4/10
Before I started watching, I had real trouble remembering this show at all. That's not a good sign. Be good or be unafraid to suck, but don't be forgettable. And this show was the epitome of forgettable. Of course, what do you expect when you have a Mania in Hartford? Anyway, the last two matches were good, but not much else, and there were a ton of technical difficulties and timing issues that made this probably the worst-produced Mania since 2. Not the worst overall, but definitely bottom 5 material. If you wanted to show someone who had never seen wrestling before what a WrestleMania was all about, this would undoubtedly be the very last one you'd pick.
Ratings so far:
III - 9.5
X - 8.5
VIII - 7.0
VII - 6.0
VI - 5.25
V - 5.0
I - 4.5
XI - 4.0
2 - 3.5
IV - 3.0
IX - 2.5