Taking place in WCW 2000, because of course it did, this match headlined the Great American Bash. Sting and Vampiro used to be tag team partners, were no longer tag team partners, and decided they needed to have a match for some reason or another. Except they didn't want a normal match. They wanted a HUMAN TORCH MATCH.

The goal of this match was to literally set the other person on fire. Real torch. Real fire. They started by placing the torch on top of the Jumbotron. They eventually got to the jumbotron. Sting is doused with gasoline standing near the open flame and the announcers realllly seem to be outside of kayfabe in their concern about this stupidity.

Then the lights went out, an obvious stuntman appears, gets lit on fire, and falls off the jumbotron and the ppv went off the air. So it ended under the pretense of sting being set on fire and falling to his death.

Another stupid aspect? Apparently this was real gasoline used (so people near them when they doused them didn't think it was fake). So yes, they stood near an open flame on top of the jumbotron doused in real gasoline for no real reason.

Just stupidity.

Why was this a thing? Filled with awful, awful bathroom "humor", Vince would slowly disrobe his pants as if he were doing a striptease or something, and then willingly (or sometimes unwillingly) have the person literally kiss his ass, usually to save his job. The one with JR was the worst, where Vince puts on JR's hat while this is going on. Angles like this make you question WTF is wrong with this guy.

Here's a video of the JR one, in case you want that awful trip down memory lane:

Daniel Bryan loses the World Heavyweight title to Sheamus in 18 seconds at WrestleMania



Best wrestler in the world, great heel character on a hot run...yeah, let's flush that all down the toilet for a joke opening WM moment. At least the fans rightfully **** on this for the rest of the show, as well as Raw the next night.

The KISS Demon was the brain child of the rockband KISS and Eric Bischoff. Bischoff had decided to burn a ton of Ted Turner's money by having KISS play on Nitro one week in 1999. Bischoff spent $500,000 to bring in KISS and wound up doing a lower rating than the week prior. Now some would think that this alone would be enough to warrant being selected, and those people would be correct, but come on, this is WCW. Brian "Crush" Adams was in need o something to do, so they came up with The KISS Demon as his new gimmick.

The crowd obviously **** all over this terrible idea, and when Bischoff was ousted, WOAT Angles Draft patron saint, Vince Russo actually made the right decision in **** canning this gimmick. But of course, this is WCW and even good idea get mixed up in the ****. You see, KISS, the rock group not the Demon, are notorious for suing people over any little thing they think they can get money out of. And apparently there was a stop in the contract that they signed that said The KISS Demon was to main event one WCW PPV, so months after disappearing, the Demon came back to face The Wall at Superbrawl 2000, in what was billed as a special main event. This special main event was the fourth match on the show. You can't make this **** up.

Anyway, after this match the KISS Demon hung around as a comedy act and who the **** really cares. ****, pro wrestling is soul sucking at times.