I don't remember exactly how the feud got started, but somehow The Undertaker was booked in a handicap match against the Dudley Boys, reigning Smackdown Tag Team Champions, managed by Paul Heyman, at the 2004 Great American Bash. Paul had the great idea that if he took Paul Bearer hostage, he could force Undertaker to lose the match on purpose by putting Paul inside a glass box and threatening that if Undertaker didn't "do the right thing" he would fill the box with cement, killing him

Just the idea was stupid on several levels. Why would everyone involved with the WWE just allow Paul Heyman to set up a complex execution live on PPV in front of thousand of people? Is there some kind of statute that says you can't be convicted of murder as long as it happens as part of a wrestling angle? Anyway, it gets worse.

The match begins, and every time Undertaker fights back against the Dudleys, Heyman pulls a lever which increases the amount of concrete in the glass box. By the end of the match, Bearer is covered in cement up to his chest.



Of course, Undertaker refuses to do the right thing, and defeats the Dudleys. Note that despite being one against two, and as I mentioned the two being reigning tag team champions, there was never any doubt that Undertaker could easily win the match at any time he wanted to.

If you don't know what happens next, just watch.





Six years later, Paul Bearer would return, at Undertaker's side, with no mention of being upset in any way about having been buried in cement.

Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon

It was a dark time for the WWF. WCW had just signed away Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, kicking off the nWo angle which would lead to a period of Monday Night War dominance. Vince had to do whatever it took to stay afloat, and a lot of his desperate ideas worked. But not this one.

In September of 1996, Jim Ross teased on Monday Night Raw that the WWF was in talks to bring back Diesel and Razor Ramon. Anyone with any knowledge of the business knew this was impossible as Hall and Nash were under contract with WCW for several years. Everyone other than JR denied that any talks were going on, but he was insistent that Diesel and Razor were coming back, and then one week he announced that they would be back on Raw the next week.

And, technically, Diesel and Razor Ramon were back in the WWF. They were just being played by two other wrestlers, Rick Bognar as Razor Ramon, and some guy named Glen Jacobs as Diesel.



Of course, the crowd immediately took a **** over the entire thing. This wasn't like when they replaced Doink. These were very well known and loved characters. You can't just recast them. And they weren't even good impressions. Here's Fake Razor:



Anyway, Fake Razor and Diesel wouldn't stick around very long. I don't know what happened to Rick Bogner, but as you probably know, Glen Jacobs would go on to a much more successful run as a different character,

Team:
Katie Vick
Death of Mr. McMahon
Winter Roofies Angelina Love
Undertaker Buries Paul Bearer in Cement
Fake Diesel and Razor Ramon

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11...how-feud_sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSh35ryueA

The 1999 feud between The Big Boss Man and the Big Show was among the more ridiculous in company history, not even taking into account the part where the Boss Man was supposed to have died back at WrestleMania earlier in the year. The Big Show's actual father had died IRL previously, but for purposes of this angle, he was still alive and terminally ill at the start. Boss Man hired a fake cop to inform Big Show that his dad had passed away in order to distract Big Show into forfeiting a match to him.

At some point in the chronology, Show's already-dead dad then really did die in kayfabe. Boss Man proceeded to destroy a watch that was some sort of family heirloom that Show had inherited from his dad. He interrupted Show's dad's funeral by dragging the casket away in the middle of the service, highlighted by Show jumping on the casket to try to keep it from being hauled off.



Then Boss Man went to Show's mother and induced her into admitting that she cheated on Show's dad and that Show's dad actually hadn't been his dad after all.

Then Big Show pinned Big Boss Man to retain his title, and with that one successful title defense apparently won the feud.

Draft:
Fingerpoke of Doom
Giant falls off roof, then immediately wrestles without explanation
Gobbledygooker
Undertaker murders Big Boss Man
Big Boss Man/Big Show feud

For WWE-only fans, you might remember these guys who had two matches each on WWE programming. Knock knock, who's there?

Combined, they were America's Most Wanted, one of TNA's most successful tag teams. Eventually they break up and one of them blinds the other in one eye. They want to fight, but it has to be fair. Rather than forcing Storm to wear an eyepatch or something, at Lockdown 2007, they faced of in a BLINDFOLD MATCH IN A CAGE.

So the idea of a blindfold match to start with is pants on head ******ed. This should have been done once in history, laughed at and never done again by that or any other promotion. But this is Vince Russo era TNA, where terrible ideas live to fruition.

To begin, the ref puts hoods on both competitors. They're like KKK hoods, but black. Match starts and not even five seconds in, there is a "Fire Russo" chant. They go about as slow and as cautiously as two people can. First contact between two people is with the ref about a minute in. Great.

The first real contact between Harris and Storm comes at around the three minute mark, which is well after "we want wrestling" chants started. They manage to work a takedown or two in, and then this happens:

Harris then makes contact with Storm and Storm's hood flies of for the first of what would be about a half dozen times. Near the end, both competitors start climbing the cage for no reason at all. They start throwing blows (Storm's hood flies off again of course), and then Harris spears Storm despite Storm not really being where he should have been.

Harris then whips Storm into the ropes. This time Harris' hood comes off and he gets off a full nelson slam into a two count all sans hood. That seems fair. Harris then loses Storm again and then grabs the referee and takes him down (He's wearing pants you idiot).

Harris isn't done though. He puts the ref in a sharpshooter, and the ref instantly breaks out of it like it's nothing.

Amidst all that chaos and random "Goldberg" chants, Storm takes off his hood (on purpose this time). He superkicks Harris, puts the hood back on, and gets the three. Thank **** that's over.

Here is the full match:

My Pick: Goldberg refuses to follow the script


Heading into WCW's New Blood Rising ppv there was scheduled to be a triple threat match between Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner, and Goldberg. The big build up to this match was who was going to win.

Wait! Isn't that the build up to every match? Well, yes and no. See this version is different because the build up was who was going to win the match because of rumors of certain members of talent not wanting to do the job for others. As in, the announce team asking Russo who was going to win the match and Russo responding "The finish of that match will be what's best for this company".

The lead in was filled with with "shoot" interviews and insider terms such as "who is going over". Finally the PPV match happens and we learn that Goldberg had a motorcycle accident the day before. Since rumors were Goldberg didn't want to job (rumors on air by the company I might remind you), this was suspicious. The match starts without Goldberg and Steiner/Nash begin brawling while the announcers declare that since Goldberg isn't here this is going to be a shoot fight. Let me rephrase that: The announcers on the PPV explain to the crowd that his is going to be a shoot fight.

They do this while discussing that Goldberg's injury isn't real. Then Goldberg appears. One of the announcers then brings up how at Starrcade, Nash booked himself to end Goldberg's undefeated streak.

Nash gets Goldberg in the position to powerbomb him and Goldberg shoves him off and walks out. The announcers begin berating Goldberg for being unprofesisonal. With Goldberg out, the wrestlers - again according to the announce team - had to "improvise" a finish. Even taking time to comment that Midajah in the past "went up for it" referring to a powerbomb from Nash. Finally, Nash powerbombs Steiner and wins while the announce team again says "And he went up for it Goldberg!".

So at this point we have an announce team explaining to fans how every thing they've watched is fake, what a shoot fight is, that Goldberg refused to go up for the finish while others did the job they were supposed to, and how the match had to be improvised because the script wasn't followed by that unprofessional Goldberg. This is enough for an entry, but it's not enough for WCW 2000.

The next night, Russo comes out and explains how Goldberg is a jerk and thinks that he could beat anyone in a real fight when he can't. Russo dared Goldberg to enter the ring then went on to say that Goldberg won't because he doesn't know the script or storyline.

We then get the fun "im gonna fire you if you touch me" storyline going between Goldberg and Russo. Where Russo's henchman - Steiner - threatens to force himself on Goldberg's girlfriend Beth. He doesn't though. He just kidnaps her and brings her to the ring. Goldberg comes out for the save, Jeff Jarrett comes out to beat up Goldberg, Booker T makes a save, Nash and Steiner come out to beat up Goldberg, and the script is broken worse than Matt Hardy.

The announcers next week - still insisting this is a shoot - talk over Russo again threating to fire Goldberg if he touches him. Ignore the fact that Goldberg touched him last week tho. That didn't count because Russo didn't close his eyes, count to 10, and allow Goldberg to hide.

Someone else I have no recollection of beats up Russo for Goldberg, who then takes Russo out to the middle of the desert to bury him alive. I guess you can't fire him if you're dead or something.

Keep in mind, this is all being sold as a total shoot still.

Before Goldberg and his shovel can bury Russo tho, Bret Hart shows up. In the middle of the desert. Bret offers to help bury Russo only to turn on Goldberg and hit him with a shovel. Its a swerve bro!

At the next PPV, the match between Goldberg and Steiner was promoted as having NO SCRIPT. Unlike the rest of the stuff on the card in case anyone still thought it was real to them.

Vince Russo was forced to miss this match due to - again, I am quoting the announce team - requiring Brain surgery.

ITS A SWERVE BRO! RUSSO IS REALLY HERE. And with the help of a bat or a crow bar or something, knocks around Goldberg enough to get put in the Steiner Recliner and lose the match, allowing Russo to win the feud.


I ... I got nothing more to say

mae young hand
dawn marie seduces then kills torrie's dad
claire lynch
lost in cleveland
goldberg refuses to follow the script