WBM Off-Topic Thread

[wesrwood]

Holdonaminute Playa

[ItsRainingMen]

i remember when i wanted to be a lawyer...then i did a clerkship and realized how much of a joke site it was. better sooner than later!

[wesrwood]

What do you do now?

[ItsRainingMen]

making a couple of apps, first to be released in a couple weeks

[wesrwood]

So you are self-employed?

[ItsRainingMen]

yea. quit my job 6 months ago. have enough money saved up that i could be unemployed for a couple years and not really be impacted. figured, what the hell, i'm young enough that i can try something like this out and if it fails, meh. no real harm done

[wesrwood]

Im technically self-employed. Its fun. But I'm really not self-employed. I'm just 1099. Im about to get my own team of salesmen though. So I can like get paid while I go to the casino lol

[ItsRainingMen]

[wesrwood]

Yea I was doing awful last month but I am flying high. So high that i just emailed the guy from my fantasy league, taunting him about scamming me lol

[wesrwood]

For the viewing pleasures of my Wrestling forum brothers. Here is the email I sent the scammer. I blew the chance to use Johnny Ace lines but its still funny.

Backstory is this guy apparently used the prize pool from our 300 Fantasy football leagues. There were 2 for his personal use. He claimed he would pay at the end of January and he even mentioned us joining his league next year. Here it is I am hoping 2p2 censors me so I dont get banned







The month is almost over. Im gonna go out on a limb here and say you are scamming us. Tight life you got going on there. Atleast man up and say you arent paying so we can move on to the fun part. ****ing scamming people at fantasy football thats ****ing awful. Im not sure how you even had the balls to talk about people playing in your leagues next year when you stole the prize pool

[ItsRainingMen]

if u haven't already, u need to out him in the fantasy thread

[LKJ]

Actual transcript after a question was asked by the lawyer:
Criminal: Can I have a break?
Lawyer: Sure, if you could just answer this question first.
Criminal: Okay.
Lawyer: So this exhibit is in reference to Officer Johnson's statement?
Criminal: Yes.
Lawyer: Okay, you can have your break now.

Criminal's memo: "I was denied a bathroom break during the deposition and feel tortured, violated and coerced."

I'm actually weird enough that I think I'll like being a lawyer, but there will be a ****load of eye-rolling.

[ItsRainingMen]

what field are u planning on entering post-bar?

[LKJ]

I'm working for the Indiana Attorney General right now and have spent approximately eight months standing under the mistletoe waiting for them to offer me a job. But government agencies can't generally offer that far in advance, so I have to stay satisfied with the fact that they decided to finally ramp me up from unpaid bitch to paid bitch. It's a good office though, and government work seems like a good way to start out.

/rationalizing that I didn't nab a $120K biglaw job

[Wallypop]

I just watched Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Very tempted to move it in to my fav 5 all time.