But don't you, like, drink heavily and stuff?

I binge. I don't drink during the week, and once or twice a month I will get fully wrecked on a Friday or Saturday. In the winter it happens a lot less than say April-October/November.

And yes, I do get that a lot. No painkillers, "but you still drink, right?" I don't drink to dull any sort of pain. I drink because it's fun. I just never really saw a need for painkillers. Ever.

I didn't take them when I tore a tendon in my shoulder playing baseball, when I partially tore my ACL playing baseball, when I pulled my achilles tendon running, when I fractured my arm with a kendo stick, or during my multiple pulled groins playing hockey.

The closest I came to using a painkiller was after a broken nose playing baseball, but even then I didn't use it.

I don't know. Call me weird, I guess.

hi weird

JR just responded to my tweet, pretty cool.

I blame John Cena for causing me to have a ****ty first time.

As you can tell, I am an awkward ****ing man, and somehow managed to not get laid all through high school and college, and going to one of the biggest party schools in America still didnt' help me out there, I wasn't even close (didn't help that most of my good friends were douchebag drug dealers that would just snipe anyone I had a shot with at a party/in our dorm). So at this point I'm 23, living at home but doing pretty well at online poker pre-BF (as in like 12k+ months at 1/2NL), but live in a somewhat rural area, with not many friends around.

I decide to hop on the PlentyOfFish train that various 2p2ers had been talking about, and find this cute 19-year-old that would be like a thinner, attractive, more natural-looking Karma (fwiw she probably weighed like 170, had DDs, a much nicer face w/o a crapload of eyeliner). I was always sort of into black chicks (I am very white), but never really had any opportunities since I was from a mostly-white hometown, and all the black chicks I ran into at college that gave me the time of day were super-religious/waiting til' marriage. What stood out most from her profie other than her incredibly large tits was that she was into WWE, especially Monday Night Raw. I strike up a conversation on Instant Messenger with her, and tell her as long as she's not a SuperCena fan, then I'd take her out for drinks sometime. She says nah, she's big into Taker, so I get her number before she goes out for the night (this is a Thursday night).

So I grind cash that night, RIO a few times, and check POF a little before I plan to pass out around 4am. She gets at me on Messenger, we talk a bit, and she says she's really turned on at the moment and that I should come over and take care of that. It's a 90-minute drive at almost 5am at this point, I may or may not have done the self-sexual equivalent of a King of the Ring PPV in the last 2 hours, I'm tired as **** and I don't know this chick at all, but who the hell am I to say no to an impromptu title shot?

So after getting lost a few times and dawn starting to arrive, I get there and meet her by the door. She's better looking than her pics, but doesn't seem all that thrilled to see me. We get to her room, which must've had a broken thermostat, because it was easily 90+ degrees and pitch dark. No entrance music, no announcements, no stand-off or anything, just ring the damn bell. When she gets on me, she admits to actually being a huge Cena mark. That was the last selling she did the entire time, as she just rode me with no emotion or passion whatsoever. I try the swirl, she no-sells, we switch to missionary, and it's like she's Hulking up when I'm throwing everything at her. I could've handcuffed her to her bedpost and smashed her box in with a chair and she probably wouldn't have quit.

After 20 minutes or so, I'm so turned off that she didn't give a **** that I just give up, put my clothes back on, and just walk the **** out of there. She asked me what was wrong the next day, and I say to her "it's like you didn't even see me".

Man, talk about a guy who isn't cut out to be a Seahawks fan.

Well, I know you USA#1 'Murrrricans don't really care, but I am a lifelong Leafs and Riders fan. At least the Riders have won 1 (technically 2, but I was a month old) championships in my time.

Yes I gathered the Riders thing from your avatar. The first football I learned was that crazy Canadian **** where single points get scored and what not. I grew up on the border without cable, and got more Canadian stations than American stations. So, I took a slight interest in the BC Lions, but quickly enough my parents finally sprung for cable and I was able to start my tortured existence as a Seahawks fan.

Also when I grew up I wasn't watching Superstars of Wrestling, I was watching "Maple Leaf Wrestling." It was the same exact show though.

I always feel like I'm doing something terribly wrong when I walk into a Subway during one of their "every footlong is $5" promotions and order one that is $5 365 days a year anyway. But it's my favorite one, so going to another one just to capitalize on the fact that OMG THERE'S A SALE feels even dumber.

Quandaries...

At least the closest Subway to you isn't at a damn casino that ignores all Subway promotions that result in cheaper food

Thinly veiled "I live nearly an hour closer to a casino than you do" brag.

I'm just at a casino right now, the only one I've been to more than once where I'm down money out of 20 I've been to. Foxwoods is not a brag, it's a death circle.

I don't want to hear any of your y'alls complaints. The subway I go to is on campus and is located right next to a starbucks so everyday I have to walk by a group of people like this...

Oh please don't tell me that hacky sack actually still goes on.

this

went to a UC, which naturally has the most liberal student bodies in history. never once did i come upon a game of hackysack

It still goes on here, I really don't like to say that I hate anyone, but I hate everyone who plays hackysack.

I used to dabble in the hackysack scene in high school. Alas, those days are behind me.

There are ****ing Subways everywhere around here. There are 2 within 10 minutes of my house, and 3 within 10 minutes of my work.

Yeah I'm inundated with Subway also. One directly across the street from my office, another one a five minute walk away...I know there are more, but it's not like I have a lot of reason to memorize the map.

Also I woke up with this morning with a headache and popped a few Advil. As I did so, I thought of Wally and felt ashamed.

I could eat eggs for every meal of every day and never get sick of them.

I'm not a Knicks fan at all but I love seeing this Lin kid dominate the Lakers.

I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I'll recognize the NBA.

is that your tears or the seattle rain?