I don't have a great sex botch story, but it's the best I have.

I lost my virginity as a junior in high school to a girl I was working with. She had been with a couple* guys before me and was eager to deflower me. We had been dating like 3-4 weeks and finally her parents were out of town for the night so we were going to have an opportunity to make sweet passionate love**. We worked until 7pm and the Philadelphia Eagles played at 8:30 against the Cowboys and I sure as hell wasn't going to miss that for something like sex. Basically we argued about it, I finally agreed and we skipped foreplay so we could get it done before the game. She refuses to do it on her bed so we had to do it on the basement floor which was really uncomfortable and also meant her dog was free to roam around and stare at us. It was really bad, I never finished and left her house to go home with my dad to watch the game (Eagles won). We broke up a couple days later, and I was legitimately shocked.

She was actually pretty hot too, a solid 7-8 at the time. I was no higher than a 6 IMO. From what I've heard she put on weight and did a ****load of drugs and is now below a 5. Good times.

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I have a favor to ask

I need to find this episode of the maury povach show

Your Wife Is a Liar ... We Had an Affair and I'm Your Baby's Dad!

It aired February 29 2012

I will also need screencaps and a gif.

This will mean a lot to me. It will not go over looked

isn't that every episode of the maury povich show?

Yeah, seriously. WTF?

Hey guys, I need to know the episode of Jerry Springer where they had trailer trash on. Can you help me out please? It's important.

Someone you know was on it? You were on it?

My college roommate was in the audience and has a few seconds of airtime. I want to get him the gif of him on air and a few screencaps

I can find lots of copies from the 27th for some reason but not the 29th.

yea I found those too.

If you happen to run across anything let me know.

Found it:

Is this the one?

Amazing. Might be my favourite scene from the Wire

Sometimes I want to murder every single person at every other branch of my work.

Confirmed: Seahawks retake NFC West in 2012.

So I'm bartending at a national chain restaurant. I'm talking to one of my regulars who plays a lot of poker at the local charity rooms when some guy sits down. I tell him our drink specials and ask him whats hes having. He blurts out, what happens to the cute girl that used to bartend. I tell him that she is now a nurse and no longer works here. He then obnoxiously proclaims I don't want to come to a place with a guy bartender and hems and haws and leaves.

WTF?

I hate people sometimes. I mean I do a good job at what I do, why are some people so silly. Yes, I'm not a 22 year old girl that flirts with bar guests. I'm more of a friendly guy that can talk sports and politics and sometimes do some basic flair bartending.

Do you guys prefer girl or guy bartenders?

I dont really drink but obv he wanted to get into her pants

I'm underage but, you know, in the future, when I'm in bars/restaurant bars, it does not matter if the bartender is a girl or a guy as long as I could find something interesting to talk about and that they are not that busy.

I'm going to have to agree with this, since that obnoxious guy was clearly looking for her specifically, though are there other female bartenders at the restaurant you are working at?

Doesn't much matter. The eye candy of a hot female bartender is nice, but I just want someone who is pleasant to deal with and more importantly one who slings drinks competently.

Im sure ive read that all things being equal people prefer being served by women in a bar or restaurant. But of course people prefer competence over incompetence and anyone who would refuse to be served by a guy instead of a woman is really dumb.

Here a couple of photos from the drunken shinny tournament we participated in on Saturday. The Mustard Tigers finished with a 1-3 record, yours truly receiving Player of the Game in two contests.

We lost our first game 9-3 to Rod Torfulson's Armada, won our second 6-2 over The Pilons where I received the "Player of the Game" award (free drinks for an hour). We then lost to the Zig Zag Blues 4-3 where I again won Player of the Game. Due to the ensuing liquor intake, we lost our final game to Sunnyvale Trailer Park 7-1 and proceeded to get even more drunk. It was a good time had by all. Here are some pictures of the Best in the World.




And finally, some amazing hockey hair:

That's some weird-looking beer you're drinking.

Brewed in Saskatoon, baby.

gross