This.

Apparently these guys are in town tonight, have any of y'all been? Is it worth going to?

Alright boys, while compleyely hammered tonight I finally got my month and a half long girll chase to agree to go out with me, but I'm worried that it'll suck. Here's the scenario:

We were at the bar and my friend from earlier was asking mer about smackdown so I told him. Paige asked what we were talking about, so we gave her cliffs, and she said it sounded interesting. I ytold her to watch Raw with me on Monday, and she said aight. :uke can't make it, so it makes it a singles match. She's been clearly in to me for a long time, but it's weird because she dated one fo my best friend for 9 months but he recently moved to Panama. My play? Also,yes, she is very good looking and yes objectively speaking she is out of my league but she clearly is in to the Bret and I dont<t mean Hart (even though thats who I was named after.

End bigning drunk post.[/B]

The [/B] was a nice touch.

lol epic post from Burdz.

also, IRM remove a few R's from your location please it is ****ing up the page formatting.

[/B] (not sure if that means end of binge. i hardly ever drink (stomach issues) but the cool kids are doing it.)

In my extremely hungover state, I can't even remember is the [/b] was on purpose or not.

Show up to work this morning only to walk in to ankle deep water. A water main under the building burst, and flooded out the entire office. For **** sakes.

Must've been from all of IRM's tears since the 9ers did not go to the Superbowl. Did you LKJ taking a bath there, too?

Burdz when the next time you are coming to CT? Im foxwoodsing and Moheganing 2-3 times a week

Only if you remember to take your balls out of Judy's purse

Watching Anthony Bordain No Reservations in India. He had just come from a cockfight and people were worshipfully wrestling cows in the street. Bordain needed a name to call the guy and instead of Hulk Hogan or The Rock he went for Gorilla Monsoon.

Anthony Bordain is cool.

Please leave my gigantic balls out of this

I'm going to have to agree with that.

Last night I discovered charges on my credit card for PornHubLive.com. I questioned my roomate on this one, and he just panicked and he was all "man, we discussed this when you were drunk. You pay for my live shows so my girlfriend doesn't find out and tally up the bill at the end of the month."

I lol'd at myself for making such a deal, but man I'm a nice guy.

Who would let their girlfriend read their credit card bills? I thought you were gonna say that he used it without asking and was trying to BS his way out of it, I guess I'm just naturally cynical lol

Why can't I have roommates like you in the States

Nah, he's pretty trustworthy and we've been friends for a long time so I wasn't worried about that.

His girlfriend, although a fantastic lady, controls most (if not all) of their finances. They've been together forever, and it seems to work for them. Although she apparently doesn't approve of pornography.

i did that for a roommate who took over other roommate's lease and was a freshman whose parents got all his CC statements

it ended regrettably. pretty sure i posted somewhere in OOT about him putting a bunch of porn in my room one random day. was worried i was going to be killed

I'm not following. . . the amount of porn was so drastic that you were worried it was going to kill you?

Does that make it more exciting?

Ok that's a completely different situation than I assumed about Wally's room mate. I was pretty much projecting as when I was in uni I had a really nice flatmate who came from a rich family. I had money stolen from my room a few times and he was the last person I suspected as the guy had a £8,000 musical instrument and seemingly no need for money, unfortunately he had a drug problem I didn't know about and stole from a lot of people.

Putting porn on your CC for your room mate is pretty awesome tho.

Is roommate unaware of youporn or something? Who pays for porn?

sum of all parts. that was basically the last part of an irrationally insane human being

I mentioned it to him, but he just likes his live shows. I suppose he's marginally voyeuristic, but what are you gonna do?

Big Mother Trucker

Also,

With WM 29 only about 2ish hours from AC, we could have a meetup and then WM thing.