OOT Worst Wrestler Draft
02-21-2012
, 02:14 AM
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The Vince Russo Experience Part 2:
Tony- Will fokes I don't know what to tell you. I am disgusted by the actions of the Chairman Vince Russo and the Champion Jeff Jarrett. Vince Russo you can go to hell, straight to hell.
Booker T- Tony it's like I say this boy Jeff Jarrett will stop at nothing to prove that he's the greatest of all time. That boy Jarrett and Vince Russo are def in my fav 5.
Ronnie Vs The Miz: 15 minutes of fame on a pole match
The match starts off with both men trying to wrap up but neither are able to because they both have so much oil on. Ronnie powerslams the Miz and the ring is stained with orange spray tan. The match ends when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack both men.
Russo: Neither one of you deserve to be in my ring. There is only one man who has what it takes to be a part of this company and that's Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett: Robocop you're in for one hell of a surprise tonight. After I hit you in the head with my guitar and climb the up and get that 1980's movie off of the pole no one will ever hear from you again. Suck on that slapnuts!
The Insane Clown Posse vs The Headbangers: Juggalo on a pole match
The match starts off with this person be raised up hung up on a pole. ICP starts off by throwing their cd's at the Headbangers. Mosh dodges one of the cd's and hits Shaggy 2 Dope in the head with a boom box. The crowd starts a "****ing magnets how do they work?" chant. Violent Jay sneaks up behind Thrash and sprays him in the face with some fago. The match ends in when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack all four competitors.
Russo- Enough of this trash it's time for the match everyone wants to see. Jeff Jarrett vs. Robocop.
Jeff Jarrett vs Robocop: 1980's movie on a pole match
Vince Russo joins Tony and Booker on commentary for the match. The match starts off back with both men trading blows back in forth when ICP makes a run-in.
Russo- You want to ruin my main event ICP? Fine you two will team up against Robocop and Jeff Jarrett!
The crowd goes mild.
Booker T- It's like I say Russo, will JJ and Robocop be able to work together? ICP is one of the greatest tag-teams of all time, shuckey duck quack quack.
Tony- Fokes this is action you will only see here.
ICP vs Robocop and Jeff Jarrett
While the match is going on Glacier, Buff Bagwell and David Flair all run-in and start attacking the competitors. Judy Bagwell runs out and tries to break up the fight.
Russo- You all want to ruin my main event? Fine well we are going to have a 7 man Judy Bagwell on a pole match for the Championship.
Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Juddy Bagwell on a pole match is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. I spent my whole career trying to never get involved in this match. All 7 men involved are def in my fav 5.
7 Man Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match
The match ends when all 7 men trade finishers. David Flair gets Glacier in the figure four and Glacier is just about to tap when http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFPbAd_RMA out comes Ric Flair. Flair hits his son in the face and quickly pins him.
Ric Flair- (slurring his words) This is the greatest night in my....
Robocop hits Flair in the head with a guitar as Jeff Jarrett quickly unhooks Judy Bagwell from the pole. Russo runs into the ring as Judy Bagwell pins Ric Flair and Russo counts the 1-2-3.
Russo- The four of us (motioning to himself Robocop, Jeff Jarrett, and Judy Bagwell) are the new blood of professional wrestling. You can call us W T F!!!!
Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Judy Bagwell made the most of her opportunity and proved why she's the greatest of all time. She def in my fav 5.
Tony- Fokes this has been without question the greatest night in the history of our sport, sadly we ran out of time for the Disco/Norman Smiley Dance-off but you can rest assured that that fued is far from being over. For Booker T, I'm Tony Schiavone thanks for tuning in and Vince Russo you can got to hell, straight to hell!
Tony- Will fokes I don't know what to tell you. I am disgusted by the actions of the Chairman Vince Russo and the Champion Jeff Jarrett. Vince Russo you can go to hell, straight to hell.
Booker T- Tony it's like I say this boy Jeff Jarrett will stop at nothing to prove that he's the greatest of all time. That boy Jarrett and Vince Russo are def in my fav 5.
Ronnie Vs The Miz: 15 minutes of fame on a pole match
The match starts off with both men trying to wrap up but neither are able to because they both have so much oil on. Ronnie powerslams the Miz and the ring is stained with orange spray tan. The match ends when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack both men.
Russo: Neither one of you deserve to be in my ring. There is only one man who has what it takes to be a part of this company and that's Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett: Robocop you're in for one hell of a surprise tonight. After I hit you in the head with my guitar and climb the up and get that 1980's movie off of the pole no one will ever hear from you again. Suck on that slapnuts!
The Insane Clown Posse vs The Headbangers: Juggalo on a pole match
The match starts off with this person be raised up hung up on a pole. ICP starts off by throwing their cd's at the Headbangers. Mosh dodges one of the cd's and hits Shaggy 2 Dope in the head with a boom box. The crowd starts a "****ing magnets how do they work?" chant. Violent Jay sneaks up behind Thrash and sprays him in the face with some fago. The match ends in when Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett run in and attack all four competitors.
Russo- Enough of this trash it's time for the match everyone wants to see. Jeff Jarrett vs. Robocop.
Jeff Jarrett vs Robocop: 1980's movie on a pole match
Vince Russo joins Tony and Booker on commentary for the match. The match starts off back with both men trading blows back in forth when ICP makes a run-in.
Russo- You want to ruin my main event ICP? Fine you two will team up against Robocop and Jeff Jarrett!
The crowd goes mild.
Booker T- It's like I say Russo, will JJ and Robocop be able to work together? ICP is one of the greatest tag-teams of all time, shuckey duck quack quack.
Tony- Fokes this is action you will only see here.
ICP vs Robocop and Jeff Jarrett
While the match is going on Glacier, Buff Bagwell and David Flair all run-in and start attacking the competitors. Judy Bagwell runs out and tries to break up the fight.
Russo- You all want to ruin my main event? Fine well we are going to have a 7 man Judy Bagwell on a pole match for the Championship.
Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Juddy Bagwell on a pole match is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. I spent my whole career trying to never get involved in this match. All 7 men involved are def in my fav 5.
7 Man Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match
The match ends when all 7 men trade finishers. David Flair gets Glacier in the figure four and Glacier is just about to tap when http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZFPbAd_RMA out comes Ric Flair. Flair hits his son in the face and quickly pins him.
Ric Flair- (slurring his words) This is the greatest night in my....
Robocop hits Flair in the head with a guitar as Jeff Jarrett quickly unhooks Judy Bagwell from the pole. Russo runs into the ring as Judy Bagwell pins Ric Flair and Russo counts the 1-2-3.
Russo- The four of us (motioning to himself Robocop, Jeff Jarrett, and Judy Bagwell) are the new blood of professional wrestling. You can call us W T F!!!!
Booker T- It's like I say Tony, Judy Bagwell made the most of her opportunity and proved why she's the greatest of all time. She def in my fav 5.
Tony- Fokes this has been without question the greatest night in the history of our sport, sadly we ran out of time for the Disco/Norman Smiley Dance-off but you can rest assured that that fued is far from being over. For Booker T, I'm Tony Schiavone thanks for tuning in and Vince Russo you can got to hell, straight to hell!
I love this stuff
What wrestling could be....Can you imagine a company or at least a ppv like this
Last edited by JodoKast; 02-21-2012 at 02:28 AM.
02-21-2012
, 11:08 AM
Scene cuts to Ken Patera at a fast food burger joint. He's talking to an employee looking enraged "This conspiracy is completely out of hand. You bring everybody else their food, even though I ordered first. I've been humiliated before, but this is like being whipped like a dirty yard dog. Let me tell you something weasel, you and your goon squad: I can take pain...I can recuperate, but this scar will last forever. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS TYPE OF TREATMENT!"
Manager walks up: "sir, I'm going to have you to leave"
"I will win you...no, rid you!" He starts assaulting the manager, and announcer David Crockett starts cheering Patera on with great passion "Get him....now punch him. Kick him. Don't let him get up It was wrong what they did!!"
The camera quickly turns away, but right there is Jim Cornette in a fit of rage looking at his beverage.
"This is clearly Sierra Mist! I ordered a Sprite! And where is my food?" Employee: "we didn't know whether to fix it or not" Cornette starts swearing "**** what do you think this is a rib you **** I wanted food not to play a joke" and the screen cuts away.
Scene cuts to Mighty Wilbur:
"uhhh...as...co...commi...as leader of this company...I tell you what it sure is hard doing this job. Boy. Almost as hard as it is to get your food at the fancy restaurants. It's the hope, the dream. We will show those puddin head employees who is boss. For the vacant U.S. title, a real scuffle of wrasslin, the first wrestler to get a cheeseburger and leave the building with it or eat it wins!
PN News vs. Me vs. Ken Patera vs. Slick vs. Ding Dong #1 vs. Arachnaman.
And Jim Cornette, you talk too smart. I don't trust you; you may not be from the city but you are a slicker. You will have to hang from a cage and watch all us eat! I'd like to say hi to my mom and Josh!"
Manager walks up: "sir, I'm going to have you to leave"
"I will win you...no, rid you!" He starts assaulting the manager, and announcer David Crockett starts cheering Patera on with great passion "Get him....now punch him. Kick him. Don't let him get up It was wrong what they did!!"
The camera quickly turns away, but right there is Jim Cornette in a fit of rage looking at his beverage.
"This is clearly Sierra Mist! I ordered a Sprite! And where is my food?" Employee: "we didn't know whether to fix it or not" Cornette starts swearing "**** what do you think this is a rib you **** I wanted food not to play a joke" and the screen cuts away.
Scene cuts to Mighty Wilbur:
"uhhh...as...co...commi...as leader of this company...I tell you what it sure is hard doing this job. Boy. Almost as hard as it is to get your food at the fancy restaurants. It's the hope, the dream. We will show those puddin head employees who is boss. For the vacant U.S. title, a real scuffle of wrasslin, the first wrestler to get a cheeseburger and leave the building with it or eat it wins!
PN News vs. Me vs. Ken Patera vs. Slick vs. Ding Dong #1 vs. Arachnaman.
And Jim Cornette, you talk too smart. I don't trust you; you may not be from the city but you are a slicker. You will have to hang from a cage and watch all us eat! I'd like to say hi to my mom and Josh!"
02-21-2012
, 11:27 AM
The actual match is of course legendary working by 5 megastars, with Slick nowhere to be found. Cornette's face from watching is now permanently frozen as:
Slick walks in, and it looks like he will win the match, when he orders the wrong item and just walks out looking like a pimp. "Look at him!' Shouts Crockett. Somehow, Patera pins Ding Dong #1, and everybody forgets all about the initial stipulation and he is announced as the new champion.
Slick walks in, and it looks like he will win the match, when he orders the wrong item and just walks out looking like a pimp. "Look at him!' Shouts Crockett. Somehow, Patera pins Ding Dong #1, and everybody forgets all about the initial stipulation and he is announced as the new champion.
03-06-2012
, 12:56 AM
