WCW Saturday Night: Ric Flair & Steve Austin (w/ Sensuous Sherri) vs. Sting & Ricky Steamboat
Date: July 30, 1994
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBQRsIW6zeg
The Match: Ric Flair ducks out to dodge Sting to start the match, but when Austin enters, Ricky Steamboat comes charging in at him and chases him into tagging, so we end up with Flair vs. Steamboat to start. Flair with an early cheap shot followed by a turnbuckle smash. Irish whip leads into Flair getting backdropped on the way out. Tag to Sting, who press slams the Nature Boy. 10-punch by Stinger in the corner, and one for Austin when he tries to interrupt.
Flair kicks upward to stun Sting, attempts to follow with a whip, reversal by Sting into a backslide for two. Flair staggers into Steamboat, takes a shot from him, and does the face-first flop onto the mat. Sherri tries to pull Flair to safety, Sting follows out, but Flair uses Sherri as a human shield to back Sting down, then reaches around her with an eye gouge to get the advantage.
Chop by Flair, then rolls Sting in. Tag to Austin. Elbow, stomp, turnbuckle smashes. Couple of chops - I expected those to activate the Sting no-sell machine, but they didn't - but a whip into the corner leads to Austin running into the big boot. Sting on the rally, connects on a backdrop before punishing Stunning Steve with an arm-wringer. Tag to the Dragon, who enters with a hard axhandle off the top. Steamboat loses the advantage quickly though, as Austin grabs his tights and pulls him through the middle to the outside.
Steamboat drags Austin out, the two trade blows on the floor, Austin with a bit of an advantage that allows him to roll Steamboat in, but he follows off the top and gets hit. Steamboat starts to get control back, Flair runs in illegally and Randy Anderson does precious little about it for a decent while. Eventually forces Flair out. Inverted atomic drop by Steamboat on Austin; commercial break.
Back from break, Steamboat with a chinlock on Austin in the middle of the ring. Seems like more of a move to do during the commercial break than right after it, but what do I know. Austin forces his way out by getting his feet for long enough to connect on a jawbreaker. Steve lays in the punches, whips Steamboat into the ropes, Steamboat blocks a hip-toss and tries to reverse into a backslide, can't quite get the leverage so he ends up flipping over and behind Austin, then sets him up on the top rope. Superplex. Two. Tag to Sting.
Sting with a scoop slam. And another. Sting attempts a running splash (but not a Stinger Splash), Austin raises his knees and Sting hurts his guts. Austin tags Flair. Flair with a standing suplex, but there's Sting with the no-sell as he pops straight up. Couple of clotheslines, then a running, diving clothesline at Flair at the ropes, seems to accidentally miss completely, Flair correctly doesn't sell a total outright miss, Sting is straight back up to the apron to attack but Austin hits him from behind and all four men go at it. Randy Anderson gets distracted away from a small package by Sting that holds Flair down for more than three, but the fall won't count. Flair takes a breather.
Nature Boy back in, confers with Austin in the corner for a moment and then slowly returns to the middle to lock up with Sting. Hold and counter-hold, Flair gets enough control to tag Austin in, but Sting double clotheslines the both of them. This leaves both in the ring, Flair gets an eye gouge to take advantage of the numbers game, but he heads up top and Sting is able to throw him off.
Tag to Austin, who I'm pretty sure was already the legal man based on the tag like 30 seconds ago. Test of strength between Austin and Sting, arm-wringer by Austin reversed into one by Sting. Rope-running sequence ends in Austin rolling Sting up for two. Rolls him up again for two. Sting finally stops the offense short with a couple of clotheslines.
Modified press slam by Stinger. The two battle in the corner, Randy Anderson attempts to force a rope break and Austin takes a cheap shot over top of him. As Anderson is trying to get control and admonishes Austin, Flair and Sherri do a number on Sting that the referee has no awareness of. Commercial break.
We come back to see Sherri choking Sting with a scarf and then Sting slowly rolling back in, severely weakened. Flair puts the boots to him, works him over, and then tags in Austin. Snapmare by Stunning Steve. Middle rope knee-drop. Arrogant cover gets two. Reverse chinlock continues the wear-down of Sting. Sting works his way back up to a vertical position, throws a shoulderblock after coming off the ropes, but takes a backdrop as he keeps running. Austin blocks a tag attempt and puts Sting back down.
Austin attempts a middle rope elbow, then blatantly telegraphs an impending miss by having it be a totally different style than the elbow that connects. Hot tag to Steamboat.
The Dragon cleans house on both heels. Backdrop on Austin as Sting returns to the action to take on Flair. Steamboat's offense gets halted when he drops his head too early for a backdrop and takes a boot. Tag to Flair, quick pinning attempt, Steamboat bridges out and then locks elbows and executes a backslide that Austin breaks up. Attempted knee-drop by Flair misses. Steamboat attempts a figure-four and gets kicked off. Mid-ring collision - badly executed on Steamboat's end - lays both out. Flair up first, tags Austin, and Austin starts to work the Dragon over with some outside help from Sherri. Suplex gets two, and then Steve slaps on an abdominal stretch. Tag from the stretch to Flair.
Hard punch by Flair, whip into the corner, chops and punches continue there. Steamboat tries to chop back and tag out, but Flair blocks the tag. Steamboat gets caught up in the enemy corner and double-teamed. Chops his way loose and nearly gets a tag, but Austin is there to block him just short, drop a knee, and then slap on another chinlock. Despite this being a transitional hold, Steamboat gets the "arm drops twice" treatment before attempting his comeback. Back up to his feet, and the Dragon whips Austin into the ropes and executes a hard chop. Starts to get cornered in enemy territory, but fights his way out and goes and makes a tag to Sting that Randy Anderson doesn't see.
Anderson starts to disallow it, but loses control as all four men fight. Stinger Splash gets followed by a Scorpion Deathlock. Sherri goes up top and jumps off to break it up. Flair rolls out, Sting picks Sherri up and throws her onto Flair, who only partly catches her fall…she takes a bump there.
Meanwhile, WTF, Austin pins Steamboat in the background right behind Sting's back[. I had to rewind it just to see what happened. Steamboat was 10-punching Austin, Austin tossed him off and fell on top for a pin and a basically clean three-count.
Result: Flair & Austin via pinfall (roughly 24:00 plus commercial break time)
Meltzer Rating: ****
My Review and Rating: This is almost completely generic…good workers bump it up to maybe slightly above average. I've gotta say, **** Meltzer on matches like this; it was the most predictable **** in the world that this match wouldn't actually be great when I saw it coming up on the schedule. There's nothing Meltzer seems to like more than giving a great rating to a mediocre match because he really likes the workers involved and because it was all sort of unimpeachable from a technical standpoint. He doesn't seem bothered with factors such as "yeah, but is this actually a particularly entertaining or interesting match?" You're not a Russian figure skating judge, you dip****. Kindly reserve your great ratings for actual great matches that are particularly enjoyable to watch. **3/4