express sheep of terrible matches REVEAL
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The questions:
1. The worst WCW match of all time
2. The worst WWE/WWF match of all time
3. The worst match in John Cena's Career
4. The worst match in The Undertaker's Career
5. The worst match in Brock Lesnar's Career
6. The worst match in Hulk Hogan's Career
7. The worst match that SHOULD have been good (aka, biggest disappointment)
9 players:
.isolated
AJD804
Burdzthewurd
El Kabong
eyebooger
LKJ
Nandos v2
Tragichero
True North
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1. The worst WCW match of all time
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Question 1: 1. The worst WCW match of all time
Fingerpoke of doom Nash vs. Hogan - 4
LKJ
True North
El Kabong
Nandos v2
Chamber of Horrors - Halloween Havoc 1991 - 2
.isolated
AJD804
Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior Halloween Havoc 1998 - 2
Tragichero
Burdzthewurd
ACES:
The one where Arquette wins the title - eyebooger
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oh it copies the Q already, cool
Ive seen the chamber of horrors match. It was ... something lol
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Question 2: 2. The worst WWE/WWF match of all time
Al Snow/Big Bossman Kennel From Hell, Unforgiven 99 - 3
Burdzthewurd
eyebooger
True North
ACES:
Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar - SummerSlam 2015 - .isolated
Roberts vs Martel blindfold match WM VII - AJD804
Jerry Lawler vs Michael Cole - El Kabong
Cena vs. Miz (w/ Riley) - LKJ
Patterson/Brisco Evening Gown Match - KotR 2000 - Nandos v2
Jake The Snake vs. Rick Rude WrestleMania IV - Tragichero
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Dammit I thought about Jake vs. Rude from WM IV, but that seemed so unlikely to get any other support.
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Kennel from Hell match was bad, but I gotta give the nod to Lawler vs Cole. When you take in everything that lead to and resulted from that match - from heel cole to TWO ANNOUNCERS FIGHTING AT WRESTLEMANIA AND BE WHAT AUSTIN IS SADDLED WITH - I think it's hard to top. There was zero talent in that ring at this age, zero care about what was happening, zero desire to listen to cole scream from his plastic box leading up to it, and zero help it gave to anyone on the active roster considering the burial from announcing many went through so Cole/Lawler could argue.
It also went on for THIRTEEN minutes bell to bell. Inexcusable
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If this was a questionnaire and not a sheep I would give real consideration to the Hart Family vs. Shawn Michaels & The Knights of the Squared Circle at Survivor Series '93 for worst WWF/WWE match just because it's over 30 minutes long and is absolutely awful. But it probably wouldn't prevail just because Bobby Heenan has a handful of hilarious one-liners during it.
But it's easily the worst match that Shawn Michaels or Owen Hart were ever involved in. I would say Bret too, but Bret vs. Vince happened.
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Scores after question 2:
True North - 7
Burdzthewurd - 5
El Kabong - 5
LKJ - 5
Nandos v2 - 5
eyebooger - 4
.isolated - 3
AJD804 - 3
Tragichero - 3
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I just looked that up lkj
sounds awful
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Question 3: 3. The worst match in John Cena's Career
Cena/John Laurinaitis Over The Limit 2012 - 3
Burdzthewurd
Nandos v2
El Kabong
I Quit vs. Miz and Alex Riley - 3
eyebooger
LKJ
Tragichero
Cena vs Miz WM 27 - 2
AJD804
True North
ACES:
vs. WWE fans' resentment - .isolated
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That match between Cena and Big Johnny was actually pretty funny, and in terms of entertainment value rates at absolute nil in the list of worst Cena matches IMO.
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My answer would have been the I Quit match. That was awful, awful stuff.
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Agreed, but a lot of it for me is that I actually really liked Big Johnny, and his casual about to get AA'd face cracked me up a lot
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Scores after question 3:
True North - 9
Burdzthewurd - 8
El Kabong - 8
LKJ - 8
Nandos v2 - 8
eyebooger - 7
Tragichero - 6
AJD804 - 5
.isolated - 4
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got a big, big sheep coming up here.
Is undertakers worst match vs ba-rock lesnar? or is it vs the fake undertaker?
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Its neither
Question 4: 4. The worst match in The Undertaker's Career
Taker vs Giant Gonzalez WM IX - 5
AJD804
Nandos v2
El Kabong
True North
Burdzthewurd
Undertaker vs. Fake Undertaker SummerSlam 1994 - 2
Tragichero
eyebooger
ACES:
vs. Brock Lesnar - SS '15 - .isolated
Taker vs. Lesnar WM XXX - LKJ
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Fake Undertaker didn't come to mind for me, but it wouldn't be a bad choice.
I thought about Taker vs. Giant Gonzalez and Taker vs. Boss Man as options, but didn't seem like good sheep choices.
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i now realize i trolled the only person here but that wasnt my intent lol
just switching up seeing how i like doing them
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im surprised vs bossman didnt get one. That match was goooooooooood awful, especially considering IS IT SYMBOLIC KING
I always thought thats how bossman was written off tv, but when i went through the attitue era raws a few months ago he just comes out the next night no big deal and was around for a while after
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Scores after question 4:
True North - 14
Burdzthewurd - 13
El Kabong - 13
Nandos v2 - 13
AJD804 - 10
eyebooger - 9
LKJ - 9
Tragichero - 8
.isolated - 5
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The next one was one I had forgotten about until I saw the answers roll in, to which I said to myself "oh yeah, that was awful"
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Sometimes being down 5 in sheep isn't a big deal. But this feels like being down 5 runs and having the Mariners offense.
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Question 5: 5. The worst match in Brock Lesnar's Career
Brock Lesnar vs Bill Goldberg - Wrestlemania 20 - 6
El Kabong
True North
Burdzthewurd
eyebooger
Nandos v2
Tragichero
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vs. Undertaker - SS '15 - .isolated
Lesnar vs Big Show RR 2014 - AJD804
Taker vs. Lesnar WM XXX - LKJ
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i think im going to the rangers/mariners game first tuesday of the season
im pretty excited
