The Card.

Main Event for the WWE Championship

The Champion



vs

The Challenger



AJ Styles just finished #beatingupjohncena and is after Dean Ambrose's WWE Title, also apparently he cant move after getting crotched on the ropes for at least 5 minutes per this build. I have to imagine that that information is on the front page of Ambrose's scouting report.


Intercontinental Championship

The Champion



vs

This Loser



Dolph Ziggler is coming off of a pathetic loss proving all of his detractors right, now he's out to prove them right again by losing another opportunity he doesn't deserve.

Also on the card

The Tag Team Tournament



I like Slyno alot, and the Boosos are interesting. LOL Hype Bros.

Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton



Fun Fact, Randy Orton has a more recent PPV win than Bray Wyatt does, despite being out for almost a year.

SD Women's Title



I miss Eva Marie.

Apparently thats the entire announced card. I feel I put more effort in making this post than the WWE Creative team did putting together this card.

Forgot there was a ppv tonight. Can't wait to sleep through it.

Orton not cleared to wrestle tonight, per sources I can't be assed to go back and check.

I'm finding it hard to believe they are going to come anywhere close to filling 3 hrs with these matches. Not that I'm complaining, because I would prefer a shorter show

Watching the pre-show now and they're still promoting the Bray-Randy match. There will probably be some pre-match attack or something to get him out of it.

I was just coming here to post the exact same thing

They chose opening day of the NFL season to start doing two PPVs per month. Interesting. Seriously doubt I do anything more than watch the AJ/Ambrose match sometime after SNF is over.

Lol a match on the pre show?

I don't understand that with all the new content from the extra ppv they don't go quality over quantity.

These lesser ppv should be tight 2 hour shows imo

not sure if AJ is going to win here. feels early for him to win but also don't see them having him lose here after beating cena clean twice.

Hello there Harley Bliss

hot damn alexa quinn

they can take away our shared avatars but they cant take away our xposts

also i really like the stage set up

I feel Natalya has to be the favorite in this group, because obviously nobody else in this match is more six pack challenged than her

GOT EM

Naomi got like 20 new moves over the last 2 months

if you take away the rapid kicks that look weaker than ambroses punches and the running ass to the face, Naomi's offense is actually pretty dece

Why did powerbombing Nikki and Carmella hurt Natalya?

Joined late. For a second I thought this was elimination and that Becky was somehow out first.

This has been pretty good so far and theres not even an elimination!

Exhaustion.

(Fair question of course.)

Naomi is gonna end up getting over soon

Yeah, gonna double down on "i think alexa can be a top tier superstar in the womens division at some point" comment I made last week. that was sweet

I hope so, but that ring gear is truly horrendous. Would have been better if she came up with an annoying sing-along.

Die Mauro