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Act out of turn often

Serious underbets (10% of pot etc)

Calling when trying to raise (throwing a higher denomination chip in without declaring 'raise' or an amount) often

Checking their cards a few times in a hand to remember what they have

Misremembering what they have

Limping/calling all the time.

Using nicknames for hands all the time, also pretty tilting..

Yeah that pisses me off too, well done, you read a wiki article on hand nicknames and memorised a few, do you think that makes you look like a poker expert?

True but I wouldn't call that 'worrying' as the OP does. That's just studying your opponents.

dude, a lot of pros in Vegas keep a portion of their bankroll in Bellagio chips, and a lot of pros in NJ keep a portion of their bankroll in Borgata chips. I'm sure they do it elsewhere, too. You can usually tell the pros from the pit fish pretty quickly, but this alone is a really bad indicator.

My favorite thing I witness horrible players do is chase a super obvious FD OOP and then when the flush hits on river they go for the c/r lol. When it checks through they turn over the nuts and say "damn, I thought you were gonna bet"

Ahhhhhhh..... That never gets old.

Have you ever considered people do exactly what you think makes them a horrible player in order to get paid off or get you to fold?

I can riffle chips with both hands, but i'm not going to sit down and give away that I have a lot of experience. When I can sit down look like a douche and pretend like I don't know what to do with my chips. Hence #2 chip tricks. Ship it! ... but you thought it was good information.

i love when they make 10 stacks of like 5 chips each and put them in a row. it's so ****ing annoying

everyone who always and i mean always...... puts you on"AK" its laughable

I was playing 1/3nl yesterday waiting for 2/5nl when this hand happened.

I raise $20 otb w AQ, super donk from MP calls, everyone folds, eff stacks 300

Board Q 7 5 2 2 r

I bet 2/3 pot every street and shove AI river, V says "I put you on AK" and calls me.

He turns over A7s.
So he puts me on AK and calls me pre w A7... Priceless

I like where your head is at on this. I have purposely never even tried to figure out how to shuffle chips and I have played a good amount of volume of live play over the years. I never saw what purpose learning would serve.

Along these lines, when playing in live tournaments, I love to come to the table and ask which seat is numer X or whatever, looking at my receipt, so it seems like I'm a n00b who doesn't know anything about tournament seating. I don't get much into fake tells beyond that but I love that one.

Reacting to the board when they're not in a hand. Like a groan or an eye roll or a tongue click (or slamming down a fistful of chips and saying "DAMMIT!!") when the flop is dealt or on later streets if they went to the flop but folded and their draw comes in. Or sometimes even announcing what they folded to a neighbor or observer while there are still multiple streets to go. And having no clue whatsoever how that could possibly affect the action.

It's closely related to the trait of repeatedly declaring their random folded preflop holdings at the end of a hand if they would have connected in any way, but especially if it would have made the winning hand. Someone takes a pot with top pair and they say "Oh man, I folded J6, I would've made 2 pair on the river.".

Having to be reminded to put out their blinds every orbit. Usually goes along with acting out of turn.

Watching the TV's and ignoring the action at the table. "Oh, is it on me? Someone raised?". I've seen people who watch the TV's even when they're in a hand and have to ask or be prompted by the dealer about the action on each street. Personally, as someone with a touch of the ADD, those damn tableside TV's are a thorn in my side. If I'm in a seat with a TV straight ahead above a player or the dealer's head, even though I don't 'watch' it, just the motion of the images can catch my eye and affect my concentration a bit. But when someone watches constantly, it's usually a pretty good indicator that they're level 1 thinkers when in a hand.

In tournaments, repeatedly limp/folding and trying to see cheap flops when their M is squarely in the red zone, especially in late stages. When I see people do this near the bubble it almost breaks my heart. Not enough to keep me from pouncing on them.

i sometimes make 5 stacks of 10 chips

Pretending to be maniacs, i, e.: sneakily looking at their cards when nobody notices and the pretending that they haven't seen what they have while raising or shoving and then getting some dumbass to call, then they turn up AA and say, "oh wow! I swear I shoved blind...what luck I have!"