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frodobaggins · 02-19-2012, 01:02 PM

Saw a total degen trying to get cash at an atm with a home depot card. Seek help

beergutter · 02-19-2012, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dgiharris

There is a crusty 85 yr old foul mouth shriveled up Indian (tribal) woman that must have some form of autism that makes her a super biatch. She loves to goad people into calling whenever she is strong. Her favorite form of goading is to call you a p***y and then stand up point at you, then grab her crotch ala 1980s Michael Jackson and yell, "Call you p***y"

It's as funny as it is gross...

Hahahaha "come on ya pussy !! "

If she mixed a few bluffs into her pussy range she would be a tough opponent !

dgiharris · 02-19-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by beergutter

Hahahaha "come on ya pussy !! "

If she mixed a few bluffs into her pussy range she would be a tough opponent !

Her routine gets calls 95% of the time... Apparently, the male ego doesn't allow one to fold to such goading

agnostia · 02-21-2012, 08:08 PM

Just had this yesterday...

Really old fish-reg, probably in his 80s, orders a pizza at the table. While eating it, a big long piece of cheese is stuck to his finger and he obviously doesn't realize it. While cutting out a bet, the cheese gets entangled in the stack of chips. Old man pushes the stack forward. The dealer tells him about the cheese in the chips. Old man unstacks the chips, pulls out the cheese, eats it, and pushes the chips back out like nothing happened.

The whole table's jaw drops and we stare in horror.

Big Orange · 02-21-2012, 08:12 PM

Eskimo Clark.

Schadenfred · 02-24-2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HarveyTwoFace

Old guy at the table is in a hand and farting an awful lot. The smell is getting noxious and the hand is taking a really long time. When the hand is finally over (he lost), he gets up and RUNS to the bathroom, leaving a trail a poo-water behind that was dripping out of the bottom of his pant leg. He had very clearly crapped his pants at the table.

My post from a different thread:

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Originally Posted by Schadenfred

If Villain pees his pants, fold.

If Villain poops his pants, call.

pokergod350 · 03-02-2012, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Orange

Eskimo Clark.

Try Eskimo Clark unshowered and passed out on a bench outside the WSOP inside the RIO....and then waking up to ask a stake from the first person who passes by him.

Kittens · 03-03-2012, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by beergutter

He told me of a period in time when him and his friends used to play "cocky pint" he is from England and he and his "mates" would buy each other pints but on the way back from the bar they would swill there penises in it. He went on to explain the vast majority of guys there still have there foreskin, he also said he could be out for entire weekends taking drugs and drinking and not shower from thursday to sunday and he would wait until he thought his wiener was at its most revolting before plunging it into some unfortunates pint, he also said you knew it was a good one if you could see knob sediment floating through the beer and collecting at the bottom hahahahahaha

Hes very funny but totally disgusting hes always sniffing his fingers.

Is this a troll? google "**** pint" or "cocky pint" doesn't find anything.

pokerchump · 03-05-2012, 06:20 AM

i was at a brick n morter, and a drunk guy was playing. he was drunk, but on a rush. well he needed to use the restroom, but did not want to miss a hand. so, he stood up soiled him self at the table. then peed his pants while everyone was watching in a horrified look. then he sat back down, and played his next hand.

needless to say, the other. 9 ayers all said FLOOR! in sterio. it was almost like dolby surround spund, he was booted, and our table was closed for cleaning.

Soncy · 03-06-2012, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Meal

Can't compete, but I did see a player lose a peppermint hard candy out of her mouth onto the table yesterday and scoop it back up and into her mouth like nothing happened (Lodge Casino, Black Hawk, CO).

I called her on it and refused to kiss her goodnight after we got home that night.

Had fun needling my wife by asking each new dealer in the box what the most disgusting thing was that they had ever witnessed at the table. The rest of our table was in stitches as my wife would get more and more (mock) steamed up.

I can beat that. Somebody brought a plate of food from the high roller room and was sharing it with the table. My dad helped himself to a boneless rib slathered in barbecue sauce, he was going on and on about how delicious it was when it broke and fell on the floor at his feet...

That's right, he picked it up and ate it.

Barbecue sauce, people.

**SGT RJ** · 03-07-2012, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pokergod350

Ok, I've played poker for a long time, so I've seen plenty of disgusting things and probably forgot most of them, but I could never forget this one time at a small cardroom at the basement floor of a club/poolroom. There was a bathroom with the nastiest toilet in existence. It had crap and who knows what all over the rims as it never gets cleaned and is used by drunks and poker players. It was late and some tweaker walked in trying to panhandle for his next fix. Finally, the cardroom owner stepped in. His name is John Hall and he's like TeddyKGB...looks like him and owns people like him. John tells the tweaker he'll pay him $20 to lick the toilet rim clean. Tweaker immediately goes over and does it. Players are dry heaving. John insta-pays him the $20.

Won the thread so far hands down.

Sebastes Pinneger · 03-07-2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pokergod350

There was a bathroom with the nastiest toilet in existence. It had crap and who knows what all over the rims as it never gets cleaned and is used by drunks and poker players. It was late and some tweaker walked in trying to panhandle for his next fix.

Scotland?

Ewan Mcgregor?

blammo81 · 03-09-2012, 02:11 PM

A few weeks ago I was playing 1-2 at a local casino when a lady to my left kept complaining that she couldn't see the board very well. She said that it was due to her missing an eyeball that was removed and replaced with a false one. I then noticed that she kept a napkin in her drink holder and would use it to frequently wipe the eye socket juice that was dripping down the side of her face. Very disturbing nonetheless.

<-------- This is her

buns_alwaysgot_it · 03-09-2012, 02:21 PM

Playing 1/2. BnM. Guy calls down with ace high for a 600 pot. When the lady flips over a set of ducks the guy prosides to throughtal himself in the head with hisown fist not once. But twice. There was not one word spoken at the table for afew hands until that guy got up and everyone looked at eachother like *wtf*

beergutter · 03-09-2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blammo81

A few weeks ago I was playing 1-2 at a local casino when a lady to my left kept complaining that she couldn't see the board very well. She said that it was due to her missing an eyeball that was removed and replaced with a false one. I then noticed that she kept a napkin in her drink holder and would use it to frequently wipe the eye socket juice that was dripping down the side of her face. Very disturbing nonetheless.

<-------- This is her

Aw man that was a tough one to read. Nothing gets me wincing like the thought of eye ball juice running down granny's face waahahaha