this was done in the old B&M I think, but it's kind of related to some of the interesting stuff here, what has really freaked you out, disgusted and disturbed thing you've seen at a table or in a casino?

here's mine

I was playing 1-2 at Winstar in Oklahoma. I get seated, and as I'm waiting for my chips, unracking, etc the guy next to me gets felted by crazy asian lady. As he gets up he mutters, "good luck with the chip cleaner"

I thought maybe he was referring to her cleaning him out of chips.

I'm not sure if this lady is crazy, high or what but it was the most insane poker I've ever seen. As soon as the dealer pushed the pot, she would announce what she was doing next hand. Like "Raise 20 before flop. I tell you, I raise 20!" and sure enough she would raise 20 before looking at her cards. Some hands she'd proclaim, "ten dollar every time" and unless someone bet bigger, that's what she would do. unless someone re-raised her big she wouldn't even look at her cards till the turn or river.

She busted aces 4 times in 2 orbits with random cards, and had over 1000 in front of her and I'm thinking this is the greatest table ever.

Then i saw it.

As she was stacking her chips, she was setting some of them aside. Once she stacked them all, she'd pick up the ones she put aside, and start cleaning that disturbing/disgusting black crud that builds up on them off. So now I know what the guy meant by chip cleaner.

After she scraped about 5 chips with her long manicured nails, SHE LICKED THE BLACK CRAP OF HER NAILS AND ATE IT!

I sat there staring in utter shock/disgust and horror. the dealer had to top me on the shoulder to get me to fold my next hand as my mind was reeling at what I had just seen.

After she wins the next pot and starts to do it again I start feeling physically ill as she swallows another nail full of chip munge.

Tiffany Michelle eating french fries with her fingers at a world wide televised event then being a not-so-respectable person for the remainder of her existence in said event.

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After she scraped about 5 chips with her long manicured nails, SHE LICKED THE BLACK CRAP OF HER NAILS AND ATE IT!

I sat there staring in utter shock/disgust and horror. the dealer had to top me on the shoulder to get me to fold my next hand as my mind was reeling at what I had just seen.

After she wins the next pot and starts to do it again I start feeling physically ill as she swallows another nail full of chip munge.[/QUOTE]

thats ****ing discusting

That is disturbing. The worst I've seen is a drunk chick putting chips in her mouth, but I've not spent a lot time in casinos.

i really, i dryheaved just now reading that part. i came in here to post something absurdly shockingly gross that never even happened at a poker table and the wind is out of my ****in sails. good job, mate

just this week saw an old limit reg at foxwoods have either a heart attack or seizure or something 2 tables over from me, the worst part was it took a while for the paramedics to get there and the guy's wife who was this little older asian lady was by his side screaming for most of the time. she had to be restrained and people kept trying to explain he was still alive and they were helping him (might have been a small language barrier so she was confused). it was extremely sad and disturbing. he was still breathing as they took him out to the ambulance, but i think i heard he died later that night.

this other one might be worse... i'm at turning stone casino in upstate NY like 4-5 years ago when this ~30 year old woman comes into the poker room with her baby yelling at her husband/boyfriend who is playing some low stakes game to get up and leave because he's losing all their money. he refuses and she keeps yelling at him to leave, finally she just walks out and he keeps on playing...

I've read the OP in at least 3 different threads.

Can't compete, but I did see a player lose a peppermint hard candy out of her mouth onto the table yesterday and scoop it back up and into her mouth like nothing happened (Lodge Casino, Black Hawk, CO).

I called her on it and refused to kiss her goodnight after we got home that night.

Had fun needling my wife by asking each new dealer in the box what the most disgusting thing was that they had ever witnessed at the table. The rest of our table was in stitches as my wife would get more and more (mock) steamed up.

I once saw a super drunk guy spill his beer on the felt and chips in front of him. While that's not so gross, what he did to help clean up was extremely disturbing. Instead of patting the felt down with a napkin, he decided to lick the entire wet area, (felt, chips, and rail). Yummy!

there was a guy who was so drunk , he completely passed out on the table. he was leaning his head on his arm that was stretched out on the table. this being late at night, there was no board for the game, so we just played around him.

after about 20-30 minutes of him being completely passed out, he, in his unconscious stupor, puked all over the table and his own arm. game over.

I've mentioned it in a lot of threads, but I'm still more disgusted by smokers with oxygen tanks sitting at my tables than almost anything else.

There was(is?) a regular at a LV locals casino that would order a hamburger from Fridays and have it delivered to the table. He was incredibly rude to all of the poker room staff, but his eating behavior is as disgusting as it gets. He would lick the grease off of his hands and suck his fingers while he played. He would also put his hamburger on the poker table felt at some points while he played. The cards would get disgusting while he ate. I was surprised the poker room allowed him to eat at the table. I would sit out when he ordered food.

I don't know how I have nothing disgusting enough to add to this thread, considering I play hundreds of hours in probably the lowest-of-the-low casino in this entire City. Meh.

Best I can currently think of:

Dealer is sick. He tells Seat 1 he won't sneeze on him. Two minutes later he is about to sneeze huge, looks towards Seat 1, twirls around and sneezes all over my friend in Seat 10 who almost never plays poker. My friend just looks at me all sad. :'(

i didnt witness it directly, but my buddy was at foxwoods and took a bathroom break. robert varkonyi was in there and had a candy bar partly unwrapped which he dropped on the bathroom floor, picked it up, brushed it off and continued to eat it. gross

I can't compete with any of this stuff. i'm flabbergasted.