Originally Posted by PokerZombie
LoL I was kidding about the hookers and blow :P Sorry if I offended the world. I don't do those things.
Caesar's, really? I've played there a few times and noone ever came on to me... maybe I didn't look like i had money. Only places I can think of are.... Sahara (no longer around) and under the monorail... like every entrance. But I've only been to vegas 3 times what do I know.
No mousse in the hair? WTF?
It's not very common to be approached. They're often as scared as you are.
Originally Posted by Albino Lord
What was the worst blow up a player had directed at you?
I've only ever had one customer that blew up on me..
$5 bj table (3 spots are playing) and this guy is losing about $5k.
"Hey, I see you're not wearing a name tag. So I can call you whatever I want, right?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Then I'm gonna call you Fred Flintstone because you look like him."
Now this guy goes on a massive heater. Wins all his money back.
"That's right Fred, pay me!"
The guy is a total stiff.
As I'm being relieved by the next dealer, this other player says "thank you _____ , you're a great dealer." obviously a reg that knew me.
I tap the tip on the rack and say "Thank you sir. That shows some class."
Now the jerk says "**** you Fred! I know you're talking about me, you fat prick!"
I tell the guy "My name is ____ and I was talking to this gentleman, not you. Please watch your mouth. There's a lady at this table and ladies next door."
Now comes the pit manager (ex college football player walking with a crutch - this guy's old school and pretty tough)..
"What's going on here!?"
"Man, **** him! Your dealer made a ****ing comment about me not tipping him! You want some of me, punk!?"
"You need to tell this guy to watch his mouth.. Before I go shut it for him!"
"Yeah, well I'd break that up real fast. Now wait for me at the end of the pit for me so I can talk to you."
"Yeah! Get the **** outta here!"
My final line "If I wanted to take you out, him and the crutch ain't gonna stop me *******) I'll still beat your ass!" and I leave.
My boss "What the **** is wrong with you?"
Me "You should have told the guy to watch his mouth and had me apologize before it got out of hand. I almost went over the table on that guy."
My boss "He's a friend of mine. You're lucky you didn't do that. Then I'd had to jump in."
Me "Like I said.. How are you gonna stop me? With your crutch!?"
My boss (laughs) "You're lucky I have this bum knee or I'd beat your ass right here and now!"
Me "I am lucky. Can I go on break now?"
"Yeah, you'll be on the wheel when you come back."
Shift manager gave me a lol one day suspension the next day.