PICS or GTFO ...

U8 ... I know I know ... BBV is THAT -----> WAY !!

You usually can't use a camera by the table games in a casino jftr

Yikes.

+1 to that.
Ok douechiest thing boss has ever done to you/someone else.
Also - Best place to find hookers and blow?

Which casino that is no longer up do you wish would be rebuilt/opened?

One of my favorites was a friend of my dad's.. a real partier.. had surveillance write him up one time. Reason given on "the warning slip".. Dun dun dun dunnn..

"Not" having mousse in his hair!

Dude was on like a 3 day binger (and was looking pretty rough). I remember how funny he was when we gave him a ride home that night..

This guys a jealous prick because of all the pussy I get!
So and so shouldn't even talk, that bald piece of ****! My balls have more hair than he's ever had.
They're just miserable muther****ers.. pissed off because they're not me. It's my hair they go after.. I'd **** em all up.. and their wives! (he literally assassinated every Riviera emloyee) He was talking mad ****.

He never shut his mouth the entire ride home. AND THEN He literally fell out of my dad's car as my dad pulled up to his house. I just saw his arm opening the door and then he just rolled right out onto the ground

That **** was hilarious!! He he got up and just started cursing at my dad. Me and him were just laughing our asses off!



Umm.. best place to [WATCH FOR] hookers? Caeser's Palace is like a ground zero. Bellagio, Flamingo, Harrah's.. all rights there (usually inside the casinos in proximity of the bars).

[We don't tell people where to score drugs.]

Ran out of time lol

Only casino imo worthy of bringing back is the D.I. (Desert Inn). That **** was baller.. Pure high class.. Before the Mirage or Bellagio were even ideas. The guy who bought the place.. A true freak.. Howard Hughes.. helped open the flood gates. The D.I. died with the Mobster era. The corporate giants drove them out with their limitless funds (and much stricter pre-employment background checks and drug tests).

It wasn't about who you knew anymore. That **** died out right when I started dealing.

What was the worst blow up a player had directed at you?

LoL I was kidding about the hookers and blow :P Sorry if I offended the world. I don't do those things.
Caesar's, really? I've played there a few times and noone ever came on to me... maybe I didn't look like i had money. Only places I can think of are.... Sahara (no longer around) and under the monorail... like every entrance. But I've only been to vegas 3 times what do I know.

No mousse in the hair? WTF?

It's not very common to be approached. They're often as scared as you are.


I've only ever had one customer that blew up on me..

$5 bj table (3 spots are playing) and this guy is losing about $5k.

"Hey, I see you're not wearing a name tag. So I can call you whatever I want, right?"

"Sure, why not?"

"Then I'm gonna call you Fred Flintstone because you look like him."

"Fair enough."

Now this guy goes on a massive heater. Wins all his money back.

"That's right Fred, pay me!"

The guy is a total stiff.

As I'm being relieved by the next dealer, this other player says "thank you _____ , you're a great dealer." obviously a reg that knew me.

I tap the tip on the rack and say "Thank you sir. That shows some class."

Now the jerk says "**** you Fred! I know you're talking about me, you fat prick!"

I tell the guy "My name is ____ and I was talking to this gentleman, not you. Please watch your mouth. There's a lady at this table and ladies next door."

Now comes the pit manager (ex college football player walking with a crutch - this guy's old school and pretty tough)..

"What's going on here!?"

"Man, **** him! Your dealer made a ****ing comment about me not tipping him! You want some of me, punk!?"

"You need to tell this guy to watch his mouth.. Before I go shut it for him!"

"Yeah, well I'd break that up real fast. Now wait for me at the end of the pit for me so I can talk to you."

"Yeah! Get the **** outta here!"

My final line "If I wanted to take you out, him and the crutch ain't gonna stop me *******) I'll still beat your ass!" and I leave.

My boss "What the **** is wrong with you?"

Me "You should have told the guy to watch his mouth and had me apologize before it got out of hand. I almost went over the table on that guy."

My boss "He's a friend of mine. You're lucky you didn't do that. Then I'd had to jump in."

Me "Like I said.. How are you gonna stop me? With your crutch!?"

My boss (laughs) "You're lucky I have this bum knee or I'd beat your ass right here and now!"

Me "I am lucky. Can I go on break now?"

"Yeah, you'll be on the wheel when you come back."


Shift manager gave me a lol one day suspension the next day.

Great thread! No questions from me, but really enjoyed reading all of it.

This. Very entertaining on a slow day at work.

Thanks guys. Glad to hear that someone is enjoying my stories.


My next story will most likely be about how I got my first dealing job and a little bit about my dad's relationship with the Binions.

Yes very enjoyable. Please keep the stories coming.

Average annual income?

Note-
I am thoroughly enjoying the thread as well.

Haha thanks. For sure I'll get to more stories tomorrow's. I've been up all night reformatting my desktop. What a pain in the ass.


Money wise, here's what I made dealing cards:

Averages of gross income (pre-rape)

1st job Horseshoe - $20k/yr

2nd job AZ Charlie's - $30k/yr

3rd job Paris - $58k/yr

(dealt for 12 years.. 3, 3 and 6 years ^ respectively)


I miss the money and the ever-changing scenery (eye candy) but I DO NOT MISS THE JOB!

JUST TO BE CLEAR.. FOR ME.. ABOVE EXCEPTIONS EXCLUDED.. BEING A DEALER SUCKED ASS! but the money is good