Re: lawdude's glossary of poker speech terminology
"So what site do you play on?". -- I really want to talk internet poker, poker theory, and use a lot of poker lingo like equity, +EV, and Sklansky Bucks so everyone knows how awesome I am despite me being down 3buy-ins
"Online poker isn't real poker, I need to see my opponents to get a read off them". -- I know absolutely nothing about ranging, equity, or optimal lines but instead rely on you eating Oreo cookies and my magical gut feelings to justify me stacking off 100bb+ w TPGK on horrid boards
"There's more to poker than the math". -- I don't need to study any poker or learn the most basic of poker math because I'm talented and have a magical gut feeling and selective memory that ensures I always make the correct play. Oh, btw, here are some Oreo cookies you can eat while we play. No no I insist. Eat up, enjoy...
"Gotta get the drawers out"-- I have a pathological donk need to overbet 2 x pot on turn with TPWK because the thought of you chasing a flush and hitting is too much to bear, the only thing worse is the thought of folding my TPWK to an obvious flush which I'm biologically incapable of doing.
(Flush hits on paired board on the river). Villain does a dramatic woe-is-me sigh then overbet shoves all-in. -- V has the stone cold nuts