Originally Posted by piotrkron

Live play at Commerce. 4-8 game.

A weird, possibly insane middle-aged man shows up at the table, looking like he needs a few days' sleep and a shower. He's a miserable man, constantly complaining to the dealer, other players, cocktail waitresses, etc.

The table, which was a fun game, respectful game before he showed up, goes almost silent through his first orbit.

Then, the miserable man manages to make call pretty light against someone on the river, and as he scoops the pot, he shouts something like, "The voice in my head kept telling me to call."

The loser of the pot doesn't miss a beat. "Does the voice inside your head ever tell you to take a shower?"

Even the dealer lost it.

Originally Posted by asmitty

Commerce 9/18 back in 2008. 7 people see a capped flop of KQ2 with a flush draw. The flop gets capped 5 ways and the turn is a rainbow 2. 3 people see the river, which is a 9 and the third flush card, for 3 bets. An old filipino man, who had been driving the action the whole way, slams his cards down, throws up his hands, and loudly yells CHECK. The next player checks, the third player bets, and the filipino man checkraises and starts laughing. The player in between tanks and folds, and the third player tanks and calls.

The filipino man says "good call, I just got a king" but does not table his hand. The third player quickly turns up AJs for the nut flush, and says "just a king, huh?" As the dealer picks up the third player's hand and moves it to the center of the table to make a 5-card hand, the filipino player then says, "yeah, king kong" and tables KK. He then grabs one card in each hand and marches them around the table, as if the cards were "stomping" on the felt, then proceeds to repeatedly "stomp" them over the AJ. The third player is going red in the face and looks like he's about 1 second away from exploding. The filipino man then proceeds to use the cards to shovel the pot towards his stack, all the while yelling "KEEEEENG KONG".