I think I'm gonna start posting funny/crazy things I've seen so far playing live NL...
Last night 1-3 nl
Beginner player, has obviously played a bit, but pretty much clueless in all aspects he has maybe 180 in front of him, hes opened a few hands with weak raises with marginal hands, and has limped/called alot.
opens utg to $9 i call with a9s in middle position everyone else folds!
flop 249r. he bets $10 i call.
turn K he bets $15 i call.
river 7 he bets $15 again. I call.
He ANNOUNCES a pair of 4's, shows it and i quickly table my a9, he stands up to look at my hand, and quietly puts his other card on the table after 10 secs, i already had put tip out on my cards for dealer after waiting for most of those long 10 seconds, when i notice her look at the hands again in confusion, I then noticed that the other card he put down was a K.
I was laughing a bit and quietly stated "I got slowrolled!",