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07-01-2016 , 06:59 AM

#42701

Turdzilla

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,599

Just cancelled my room at the Cosmopolitan to stay at Motel 6.

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07-01-2016 , 08:08 AM

#42702

Omaha8A2

Poker Monster

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,300

Sevup, you are a Vegas champ. Epic story for sure. Classy turning down the bj, but come on, who just offers that up mid sentence. Crazy.

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07-01-2016 , 08:23 AM

#42703

otter

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 5,477

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Originally Posted by sevup

Okay just for you Frank I'll do a non-pg one now and maybe poker related later. My first trip out here I arrived Memorial Day and stayed for two weeks. I booked late so I used up my room offers during the weekdays but hadn't booked rooms yet for the weekends. Rooms that first weekend (Collosus weekend) were $3-400 at nice hotels and over $200 at crappy ones so I ended up booking Motel 6 on Tropicana for $75/night. After leaving Monte Carlo at noon I cab it over to Motel 6 but they have no rooms ready but check me in and said call later to see if room is ready. They had no room for my bags so I hoofed it down the street and stored them at Hooters , ate and gambled to kill a couple hours then walked to motel 6( minus the bags) to see if the room was ready and get in line. At this point I notice a short, distraught blonde with her cheeks hanging out of her shorts crying at the counter because they won't let her check in for whatever reason. Being the perv that I am I snap a couple creep shots of her ass to send to Beat and show him my fortunate view. Listening to her rant I learn that she's reserved a room but they won't let her check in because she has no ID. She turns around to walk out and despite bawling hysterically and makeup running down her face she's a gorgeous blonde with 36 DD's. As she's walking by, being the perv that I am , I ask her if there's anything I can do to help and I get the "get away from me creepy old dude look" and she walks outside toting two large bags, a huge duffle bag and a couple cosmetics bags.
At this point I'm texting Beat and he's being the voice of reason.....warning me not to get involved....so I proceed to get my room keys and walk outside. Of course there she is outside looking through her phone crying standing by her 5 bags. Either the Good Samaritan, sense of adventure, or flat out creepy old dude in me compelled me to stop and offer help again. I hear the short version of her story: moved here 4 mos ago from the Bay Area to move in with a guy, they just had a big fight, she packs her bags and leaves, he rips up her ID. Thus the reason she can't get a room. I offer to get her a room as long as she pays and puts up her credit card, she goes and asks and of course they so no because they already know what's going on. I offer to do the same thing at America's Best but she passes and I go get in my room and turn on the air.
I throw my backpack in the room and head down to Hooters to get my bags in the 110 degree heat and she's still outside going through her phone standing in a different spot. One more time I offer help and this time she asks if she can park her bags in my room and hang out and make some calls. All to happy to oblige I help her carry her bags to the room. I tell her I'm going to Hooters and to make herself at home, and on the way texting Beat about my good fortune and of course he's warning me of the potential dangers in all this. About the time I get to Hooters I realize my backpack has a brand new IPad in it and an unactivated $500 visa gift card in it. Although i don't think she'd try to rob me and get away with 5 bags I hightail it back to the room, get there and all is well, she's just on the phone trying to figure out her next move. Here's where things start to get interesting......as she's ruffling through her bag looking for something to change into she asks me if there's anything she can do to repay me.
Me (as my mind races): "may I take a pic or 2 of you, my friends back home won't believe my story"
Her: "Sure, do you want me naked"
Me: " ummmm hell ya!

So a few pics ensue, some PG but most R rated. At this point as I'm scurrying to send Beat a couple pics she's filling me in on the rest of her story. Just turned 21, boob job not a month old, dances at Spearmint Rhino etc....she also tells me she does extras at the club and in mid sentence asks me " do you want a blow job." Totally taken off guard I decline then she says " well at least let me give you some lap dances." This I don't decline and she finishes her calls , gets naked again ( she must have changed outfits 3 times already so she was naked about half the time) and grinds all over me for a few minutes. At this point she's figured out she's meeting a friend at the airport in an hour to fly back to the Bay Area ( how she pulled this off without an ID I have no idea). She says " let's do dinner when I get back" (we exchanged #'s in the beginning) and I help her get her bags in a cab and off she went. She texted me that she made it safely and a few other short texts since but as far as I know she never made it back to Vegas.

Brag: had short, blonde 21 yr old "10" stripper with 36dd's in my room voluntarily. Got pics and lap dances.
Beat: passed up blow job, she never came back, don't know how to post pics even though most aren't appropriate.

A++.

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07-01-2016 , 09:07 AM

#42704

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

JFC I'm going to my mother in law's house today.

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07-01-2016 , 09:22 AM

#42705

jetfeul

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 128

Any local players take down a WSOP bracelet or big cash yet?

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07-01-2016 , 09:38 AM

#42706

Angrist

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,887

I don't believe you without seeing the pics.

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07-01-2016 , 10:40 AM

#42707

answer20

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,853

A guy tells you a story that includes turning down sexual favors and you don't believe him?

I think an upgrade in your man-card will be in the mail soon!! GL

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07-01-2016 , 10:50 AM

#42708

nitro77

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 1,338

You guys act like you've never been offered a blow job by some random chick within the first 10 minutes of meeting her. Lol

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07-01-2016 , 10:54 AM

#42709

Angrist

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 3,887

It happens all the time in Vegas.

They're usually working.

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07-01-2016 , 11:09 AM

#42710

gambit8888

Lack'n in some direction

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 45,159

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Originally Posted by sevup

she also tells me she does extras at the club and in mid sentence asks me " do you want a blow job." Totally taken off guard I decline

Its like I dont even know you anymore

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07-01-2016 , 11:16 AM

#42711

Omaha8A2

Poker Monster

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,300

I think Beat will post pictures. I just have a feeling.

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07-01-2016 , 04:03 PM

#42712

sevup

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,120

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Originally Posted by gambit8888

Its like I dont even know you anymore

I know, right?

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07-01-2016 , 04:45 PM

#42713

sevup

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,120

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Originally Posted by Omaha8A2

I think Beat will post pictures. I just have a feeling.

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I'd be more than happy to forward pics on to someone that knows how to post them.

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07-01-2016 , 04:59 PM

#42714

beatutwo

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 655

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Originally Posted by Omaha8A2

I think Beat will post pictures. I just have a feeling.

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I can confirm but the pics would not be allowed by these darn moderators..

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07-01-2016 , 05:39 PM

#42715

SpartanBears

enthusiast

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 75

Quote:

Originally Posted by beatutwo

I can confirm but the pics would not be allowed by these darn moderators..

Just make some pastie-like changes with your ink pen.

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07-01-2016 , 07:04 PM

#42716

gambit8888

Lack'n in some direction

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 45,159

You can send the pics to me, sevup

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07-01-2016 , 07:44 PM

#42717

sevup

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,120

Sent Gambit

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07-01-2016 , 08:13 PM

#42718

fozzy71

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 38,192

you know there are threads/stickies in various forums (ATF, LVL, etc) about how to upload/post pics right? Sounds like putting them in [spoil] tags may be necessary to (hopefully) keep the mods from nuking them.

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07-01-2016 , 08:50 PM

#42719

sevup

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,120

Thanks Fozzy. I'm playing cards in Vegas and just way too lazy right now.

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07-01-2016 , 09:12 PM

#42720

fozzy71

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 38,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by sevup

Thanks Fozzy. I'm playing cards in Vegas and just way too lazy right now.

nice, can't blame you in that case of course. and obv I was just trolling a bit. gl in vegas and plz to be posting a trip report when you get back and have time

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07-01-2016 , 09:20 PM

#42721

Omaha8A2

Poker Monster

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 5,300

Quote:

Originally Posted by gambit8888

You can send the pics to me, sevup

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07-02-2016 , 08:08 AM

#42722

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

My kid just showed me a "donkey kick" that she learned in toddler gymnastics. I told her we would expand on donkey moves when she's a little older.

Then I refused a BJ from our 20 year old babysitter who has brown skin, white-blond hair, and is a "boot camp" instructor with a firm AND juicy assbooty.