04-19-2014
, 04:03 AM
04-19-2014
, 10:02 AM
04-19-2014
, 10:26 AM
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Vegas TR: Presented by youngbeak and his rich friends
Alright, so this may or may not get lengthy/boring, therefore there are pictures for those who do not prefer the written word and there is a screenshot of live notes I believe I took while certain events where taking place. Pictures are throughout and the screenshots is at the bottom.
A slight introduction for the trip; I only have the pleasure of knowing some of you IRL, some of you were unfortunate enough to hear my drivel on Frank's show; I apologize for that turrible analysis. Right now I guess I'm a 2/5 reg and recovering degen in -EV games and a semi-nit in poker. Money lost its value to me quite a while ago because we used to play some big games in the Boston area where I went to college. I have earning power in the real world so I don't really believe in BR management. My Asian degen friends I met in pharmacy school also love to gamble and are successful in business, so when we collide in Vegas it usually ends very poorly or very well.
Day One – Vegas Baby, Vegas
Its way to F'ng early. I packed the night before so I rolled out of bed last second and got on the road. When I picked up my backpack in the parking garage, I realized the shoulder straps were cut off...WTF? Why? Well, I guess I am checking my bag. So it takes me like 15 minutes to consolidate into a giant checked bag and I ended up throwing clothes and that backpack away, surprised really that TSA didn't form tackle me.
We land and I realized I forgot to call TI for my freaking car. It's not that big of a deal, having them pick me up just makes me feel baller. So that sucks. **So before everyone is like "TI sucks, its ghetto, blah blah blah," I will address the issue. We've always stayed there and essentially live for free like super whales for however long we want. The atmosphere is fun, it’s not uppity and most of the people are fall down drunk which provides for a good atmosphere. Also, our hosts are awesome and treat us really well so we keep most of our play there.**
My favorite part of check in, walking in here looking like a homeless man on a crack binge...
Superhot chick working desk and I’m like 4 hours early for check in, but it doesn’t matter. Feast on free cookies and pop because I’m obese and want to potentiate the image of being a homeless.
So my buddies don’t land till night, so I have all day to grind and drink. I can’t decide if I want to play cash or the aria daily or a Venetian Deepstack. My freeroll is tomorrow and the final table is Sunday so I could potentially play Venetian and the freeroll, but I’m lazy and let the cab decide. He said Aria, so off we go.
Bust the Aria tournament pretty quick with KK vs a flush draw allyin on the flop. The room was pretty dead, so I went back to TI start drinking more. I Registered for the freeroll, then
I strolled into there poker room and saw a full table of 1-3 with 500 max so I hopped in and played like Coach. I won 800 in like 40 minutes being a psycho and then decided to bet it (sportsbook inside poker room) on some random baseball game while I took a nap.
Woke up a loser, too bad. Friends have arrived in our connecting suites
with the party favors around 11pm and we proceeded to “Light.” The manager somehow knows my friend on a first name basis (or his bill I should say) and waived us to VIP in our t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes. This was cool because it wasn’t a promoter or a club host, it was the actual manager. Then people started sizing me up asking if I was their security (only white guy significantly bigger than others). We sat with another group we knew and these dudes where like mega rich. Not like 400k/year rich, like DGAF about anything rich. They had the hottest Asian chicks I have ever scene and were partying like crazy. Didn’t get a pic, but I think there bill had to be in the 8k-10k range. We spent like $600 on bottled water again which is like the biggest scam on earth. And no coach, it didn’t come with a BJ.
Day 3 – Winner, Winner and BlackJack
The last time I remember was about 8pm talking to dragon trying to explain to him that An was crushing and some other gibberish. We all woke up abut 9:45am the next morning; we thought it was time to go out for the night and started getting ready. Whoops, its 945am and we are all still obliterated.
Here is my version of P4MS salad pic, $400 of room service.
An ran down to the tourney, he refused to wear the shirt we bought him for day 2, pansy.
We stroll down, all three of us can barely walk or keep our eyes open and An was barely better. We railed for a bit, but things picked up where they left off all the way to the final table. It was over quick with a win for our boy. Now, he played some big wig from TI (Ruffin couldn’t make it) and won that match in like 10 hands.
Took some cash, but mostly promo chips. Actually turned out to be plus EV.
Since we were all still annihilated, we pooled it up and got pretty drunk too. WTF right? Kid just shipped one for 60.
After we tried to eat pho, but we all passed out at the table and got booted. We decided to take a nap before he hit Blackjack. Plan was to wake up at 10pm and play until we had to leave. An woke me up at 2:30am, both other dudes had gone home to work next day. We went down and check changed ~50k. We started at 500 a hand and then just kept rolling. I was pressing, he was playing pretty flat. We won more hands than we lost, but we lost some huge doubles and 5k splits etc. Eventually we walked away.
CLIFFS:
Alright, so this may or may not get lengthy/boring, therefore there are pictures for those who do not prefer the written word and there is a screenshot of live notes I believe I took while certain events where taking place. Pictures are throughout and the screenshots is at the bottom.
A slight introduction for the trip; I only have the pleasure of knowing some of you IRL, some of you were unfortunate enough to hear my drivel on Frank's show; I apologize for that turrible analysis. Right now I guess I'm a 2/5 reg and recovering degen in -EV games and a semi-nit in poker. Money lost its value to me quite a while ago because we used to play some big games in the Boston area where I went to college. I have earning power in the real world so I don't really believe in BR management. My Asian degen friends I met in pharmacy school also love to gamble and are successful in business, so when we collide in Vegas it usually ends very poorly or very well.
Day One – Vegas Baby, Vegas
Its way to F'ng early. I packed the night before so I rolled out of bed last second and got on the road. When I picked up my backpack in the parking garage, I realized the shoulder straps were cut off...WTF? Why? Well, I guess I am checking my bag. So it takes me like 15 minutes to consolidate into a giant checked bag and I ended up throwing clothes and that backpack away, surprised really that TSA didn't form tackle me.
We land and I realized I forgot to call TI for my freaking car. It's not that big of a deal, having them pick me up just makes me feel baller. So that sucks. **So before everyone is like "TI sucks, its ghetto, blah blah blah," I will address the issue. We've always stayed there and essentially live for free like super whales for however long we want. The atmosphere is fun, it’s not uppity and most of the people are fall down drunk which provides for a good atmosphere. Also, our hosts are awesome and treat us really well so we keep most of our play there.**
My favorite part of check in, walking in here looking like a homeless man on a crack binge...
Superhot chick working desk and I’m like 4 hours early for check in, but it doesn’t matter. Feast on free cookies and pop because I’m obese and want to potentiate the image of being a homeless.
So my buddies don’t land till night, so I have all day to grind and drink. I can’t decide if I want to play cash or the aria daily or a Venetian Deepstack. My freeroll is tomorrow and the final table is Sunday so I could potentially play Venetian and the freeroll, but I’m lazy and let the cab decide. He said Aria, so off we go.
Bust the Aria tournament pretty quick with KK vs a flush draw allyin on the flop. The room was pretty dead, so I went back to TI start drinking more. I Registered for the freeroll, then
I strolled into there poker room and saw a full table of 1-3 with 500 max so I hopped in and played like Coach. I won 800 in like 40 minutes being a psycho and then decided to bet it (sportsbook inside poker room) on some random baseball game while I took a nap.
Woke up a loser, too bad. Friends have arrived in our connecting suites
with the party favors around 11pm and we proceeded to “Light.” The manager somehow knows my friend on a first name basis (or his bill I should say) and waived us to VIP in our t-shirts, jeans and tennis shoes. This was cool because it wasn’t a promoter or a club host, it was the actual manager. Then people started sizing me up asking if I was their security (only white guy significantly bigger than others). We sat with another group we knew and these dudes where like mega rich. Not like 400k/year rich, like DGAF about anything rich. They had the hottest Asian chicks I have ever scene and were partying like crazy. Didn’t get a pic, but I think there bill had to be in the 8k-10k range. We spent like $600 on bottled water again which is like the biggest scam on earth. And no coach, it didn’t come with a BJ.
Day 3 – Winner, Winner and BlackJack
The last time I remember was about 8pm talking to dragon trying to explain to him that An was crushing and some other gibberish. We all woke up abut 9:45am the next morning; we thought it was time to go out for the night and started getting ready. Whoops, its 945am and we are all still obliterated.
Here is my version of P4MS salad pic, $400 of room service.
An ran down to the tourney, he refused to wear the shirt we bought him for day 2, pansy.
We stroll down, all three of us can barely walk or keep our eyes open and An was barely better. We railed for a bit, but things picked up where they left off all the way to the final table. It was over quick with a win for our boy. Now, he played some big wig from TI (Ruffin couldn’t make it) and won that match in like 10 hands.
Took some cash, but mostly promo chips. Actually turned out to be plus EV.
Since we were all still annihilated, we pooled it up and got pretty drunk too. WTF right? Kid just shipped one for 60.
After we tried to eat pho, but we all passed out at the table and got booted. We decided to take a nap before he hit Blackjack. Plan was to wake up at 10pm and play until we had to leave. An woke me up at 2:30am, both other dudes had gone home to work next day. We went down and check changed ~50k. We started at 500 a hand and then just kept rolling. I was pressing, he was playing pretty flat. We won more hands than we lost, but we lost some huge doubles and 5k splits etc. Eventually we walked away.
CLIFFS:
04-19-2014
, 11:55 AM
You're consistent with you F-ups 
04-19-2014
, 09:02 PM
Quote:
Thanks dudes, I either accidentally edited out the part where a delivery service let us order tons of edibles and those were the driving factor in everyone's debauchery or it got sniped by rapini.
I think I forgot though because I forgot to write about a guy named baccarat master taking a 6 figure weekly loss and betting chips in colors I've never scene before.
Regardless of what any of you dolts say now, otter stamped it and that makes me feel like a champion.
I think I forgot though because I forgot to write about a guy named baccarat master taking a 6 figure weekly loss and betting chips in colors I've never scene before.
Regardless of what any of you dolts say now, otter stamped it and that makes me feel like a champion.
04-19-2014
, 11:06 PM
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, 11:18 PM
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, 08:54 AM