I am posting this here because this forum gets a lot of traffic and I feel that while maybe only a few qualified candidates will stumble upon it, many more might be referred to it by others who can express what an opportunity this presents, and a greater proportion of the candidates will have the amount of poker knowledge that is necessary for this position.

I am looking for a live-in assistant who would perform standard duties such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, random errands, booking reservations etc. for me + 2 other roommates. This probably constitutes like 20 hours of pretty easy work per week. The payment would be room and poker lessons from me.

I live in a 7bath, 5bed 6k sq. ft. condo in the Harbor Towers in Boston. It's also equipped w/ an office, 3 terraces, grand piano, massage chair, a couple bar areas, a sauna, and a hot tub time machine. This location is on the Boston harbor waterfront near the Aquarium and across the street from the financial district and faneuil hall, a short walk from the north end and chinatown, and so on.

I am most likely going to London in September until around Oct. 5 and would like this assistantship to commence upon my return.

WHO I AM:
I am nutsinho aka Rich(ard) Lyndaker. I am a 24 year-old primarily online high stakes NL professional. My friends would probably describe me as a little shy and reserved at first, fun and easy to get along with once you get to know me, and one of the top few American no limit hold them players. Those who do not know me very well may think I am a bit obnoxious because of my persona at the poker tables, but the way I portray myself at an internet poker table or on the internet in general is not a good representation of me.

WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
One female in her 20s who is intelligent, attractive, reasonable at cooking, and knows a little about poker. By intelligent I mean good at learning **** like poker and good at communicating with others. By attractive i mean a 6-8 on my scale- whatever that means- basically I don't want looks to be a distraction for me on either end of the spectrum. By reasonable at cooking I mean able to prepare a decent variety of meals with all of them being edible and healthy. By knows a little about poker, I mean able to beat ~$5 turbo SNGs online. Yes, I realize that is actually somewhat restrictive, but come on, I am not looking for total nubs. This offer is of course open, and should generally be even more attractive, to more accomplished players.

I think this should seem like a sweet opportunity to those who are qualified, able, and up for a new experience.

recent pic of me:
I'm on the right, w/ some of my Boston friends on a random booze cruise

one of the views from the condo:


Anyway, serious applicants can get at me via PM and go from there.
-Rich

lol, gl with getting any applicants that fit that criteria

so basically you want a gf. also, i want your life.

lol pretty sure what u want is called a "girlfriend" gl with that.

Thanks. It's not like I expect my inbox to flood; I'll only need 1.

lol. you won't even pay her at all. she will basically just be your slave in return for services. if she lives and works at your apt, where is she going to get money from? should at least offer something like $300 a week or so..

so he should pay her $15/hr, let her live there and give her free coaching. seriously?

i think he is hoping she will be a poker player with some type of poker roll/income to work with, but yeah not offering any spending money amongst other things seems weird.

someone who is competent at poker is obv never going to want to clean and do chores for someone though

Fixed your post.

bitches can't be trusted with the money. She can just ask him when she wants to buy something

"My friends would probably describe me as a little shy and reserved at first, fun and easy to get along with once you get to know me, and one of the top few American no limit hold them players."

I can vouch for nutsinho. I was feeling a bit lonely this one time and he held me all night long. He kept me warm and he didn't even feel me up or anything (I was erect the entire time).

My thoughts are that most applicants will tend to have a little money of their own to begin with. I mean, what do they even need money for? A little shopping here and there? The general idea is that my coaching will yield a not marginal profit within just a couple of months so I don't think it is weird at all not to offer payment beyond 2k+ a month in rental equity plus having food around and whatnot...

Also I think the girlfriend comments were somewhat facetious and I don't want to discuss all of my motivations for this but I am definitely not looking for a girlfriend. Lately I have been feeling more the cat and mouse type where most of the fun is in the chase and when someone actually likes me a lot the excitement is over.

lol

Craigslist imo