Ok so i am on mega life tilt. I land in vegas, and my normal routine dictates that i go grab a salted pretzel dog and a garlic pretzel at Auntie Anne's in D gate and read for 20 mins while waiting for the bags, then take the tram over and grab my stuff as its coming out. Perfect timing, perfect plan.

Anyways, i am walking over to Auntie Anne's, seeing no line i think to myself, ship it! I walk up and Persian lady smiles and asks what i would like. I say 'could i please have a pretzel dog with salt on it?' (with the most charming smile imaginable since im about to enjoy my favorite part of arriving in any city). The whole world proceeds to crash down around me at this point. She has a blank expression on her face and says 'Im sorry sir i cant do that'. I sorta start laughing like shes joking, as she is staring at me with an expression that says something like 'you are kinda cute, im a huge idiot, god i hate my life, and durrrrrrrrr?'. I kinda dont know what to do, so i say 'well, is there some way you could maybe grab the salt shaker behind you and kinda dump a bit on the pretzel dog?' She looks at me again, and is like 'Im sorry sir i cant do that, what i can do is offer you a regular pretzel with salt on it.'

At this point i look to the other employee, a nice looking strapping young african american who is cracking up, and ask him 'is she foreal? Is this april fools already?' He is giggling like a schoolgirl and is like 'haha i dno man shes the manager i just scoop the ice for lemonade.' I turn back to the Persian Aversian, and ask her one more time 'I dont understand why i cant have salt on my pretzel dog, is it company policy? Did they send out a memo saying that you arent allowed to use the salt shaker on the pretzel dogs?'

She looks back at me starting to get annoyed, saying 'I just cant do it.' At this point a line is forming behind me since i have been standing here arguing for at least a minute, and i dont want to hold everyone up, so i go into the tank.. 'OK, what if i give you 5 dollar tip, can i get salt on my pretzel now? (as im pulling out cash as a proxy) she says 'yea i suppose i could do that!' So i look at her with a sneer, and say 'you should be fired, **** off' and walk off. i have never done anything like this in my life, and was on perma tilt for the next 4 hours. i am still completely befuddled, because she ownd as i didnt get a salted pretzel dog, and had to wait 3 hours before eating hibachi tonight. gg

CLIFF NOTES: Raptor gets pwnd by Persian Aversian over a salted pretzel dog dispute.

.... wtf?

was she rly just being an ass?

its weird how when you run bad for a while then all of a sudden you realize it REALLY is affecting you because you do something like this. i know ive been a jerk to people and later ill realize it and its always completely because of poker.

but i guess at the same time, im usually so mellow (totally livin) because of the benefits of poker too

i mean like.. im totally mellow in situations like this, but i have NEVER had anyone so damned incompetent refuse to do such a simple thing for me! i was super nice and sweet and am always like the best customer ever and tip everyone and ughhh just blew my mind i dno.

nw! Hope she gets fired soon for being such an awkward money-lovin' hoe!

at this point b4 i tell her 2 fu#@ off i would simply jus ask for the pretzel w out salt after she rings me up i would ask for another 1. when she is finshed ringing that up i owuld ask for a lemonade. after she is done ringing this up i would say there is ice in it? FU#$ OFF!!!! then walk away

wow really? you shoulda choked that bitch. and im serious. and then gone back to being mellowed out and totally livin obv.

just noticed how funny the title was (or is?)

If Obama wins, there will be no more of this

wow thats so sick, the same thing happened 2 me like 3 weeks ago or smthin during a 14 bi downswing I like spazzed out at this retarded lady in the mall and made a huge scene. Poker tilt = life tilt, life tilt = poker tilt... *** its so rigged.

cliffnotes: raptor is a lifenit and won't tip $5 to a poor woman working at an airport.

i'm flying out of dgate tommorow to reno

i will piss in the tip cup for you

im on a 5 meal downswing for lunch at the moment too, i think im going to go to a good sushi place tomorrow and snap that ****

I think with all the 2+2ers who go thru the Vegas airport everyday, everyone who has the chance should go to the same Auntie Anne's and request the same thing raptor did, start a scene when denied, and post updates.