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Longest you've ever been in a strip club and most amt of money spent there?

Favorite pick up line?

Who would you have sex with first Patrick Antonius or Maya?

i think maybe 12 hours, i spend more on drinks in strip clubs then girls, but ive had over 10k nights, and i have spent over 50k in a night in tao and XS.

patrik or maya? seriously wtf kinda question is this are you that mentally ******ed to ask? did youporn godown and you have nothing to jerk off too?

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09-27-2009 , 09:54 AM

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viffer

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Originally Posted by fees

how many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

yeah that was yesterday.

Am I cool enough to grab beers w/ u in vegas?

hahhaa im not michael jackson

i remember hand i had nothing not sure exactly maybe a-3 was just spewing thought decent chance you fold dont really know i hate online poker im so lost now and have no clue how people play or any thing so its really hard. i used to know how everyone played i had great memory but i just dont play any more and i dont use any software to help.

if your buying im always down for drinks

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09-27-2009 , 09:56 AM

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Kirbynator

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you ever play in the wsop? if not I suppose it's because tournaments suck?

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09-27-2009 , 09:57 AM

#29

Rekrul

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LOLOLOLOLOL

why did you punch that random guy in the face that night when u were leaving that club?

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09-27-2009 , 10:00 AM

#30

IFlatTheNuts

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Do you have PT3 or HEM or something similar? If so, can we see your lifetime online graph?

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09-27-2009 , 10:38 AM

#31

lwrunner103

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Why don't you sleep? One day you are going to have something bad happen to you as the result of this. Are you waiting for this event to happen for you to start caring about your health more?

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09-27-2009 , 10:45 AM

#32

durrrr

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lizards or coconuts?

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09-27-2009 , 11:00 AM

#33

FatalError

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i remember like a year or two ago you played billy baxter @ the bellagio 200-400 or 400-800 single draw NL pretty deep, what were you thinking?

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09-27-2009 , 11:02 AM

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squashington

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where did you grow up?

how often do you play pool these days?

why do you think pool has declined in popularity so much? most you've ever played for on one match, such as a race to xx games?

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09-27-2009 , 11:17 AM

#35

44OKP44

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u look like a mouse...

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09-27-2009 , 11:33 AM

#36

viffer

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Originally Posted by FatalError

i remember like a year or two ago you played billy baxter @ the bellagio 200-400 or 400-800 single draw NL pretty deep, what were you thinking?

what am i gonna do with all moiney i win

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09-27-2009 , 11:38 AM

#37

fees

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howd u get the name viffer?

tell us a baller story during one of your vacations.

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09-27-2009 , 11:52 AM

#38

Oopspoops

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do you do sports betting? highest bet you ever laid?

do you enjoy colorful hair?

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09-27-2009 , 12:16 PM

#39

theBruiser500

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last time you ran a mile?

favorite sport to watch?

biggest sports bet?

if you could only make $20 an hour playing poker would you still do it?

a couple of your favorite jokes or youtube videos?

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09-27-2009 , 12:46 PM

#40

aejones

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do you type using only your index fingers on each hand?

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09-27-2009 , 12:49 PM

#41

oldjude

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How much of ur money have u made from poker?

How much do u estimate u are down in online poker?

What game/who have u made the most $$$ off?

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09-27-2009 , 01:07 PM

#42

viffer

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Originally Posted by Rekrul

LOLOLOLOLOL

why did you punch that random guy in the face that night when u were leaving that club?

sorry for delay

that ashman fish woke up and played

the idiot made fun of my hair

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09-27-2009 , 01:08 PM

#43

viffer

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Originally Posted by IFlatTheNuts

Do you have PT3 or HEM or something similar? If so, can we see your lifetime online graph?

nope dont use any software

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09-27-2009 , 01:08 PM

#44

viffer

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Originally Posted by durrrr

lizards or coconuts?

what about a rotted coconut with a lizard in it

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09-27-2009 , 01:10 PM

#45

viffer

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Originally Posted by squashington

where did you grow up?

how often do you play pool these days?

why do you think pool has declined in popularity so much? most you've ever played for on one match, such as a race to xx games?

grew up in cleveland, dont play pool at all

pool has died cause there is no money in it, no sponsorships

most i ever played for was like 5k a game or a race to 5 for 20k in one pocket.

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09-27-2009 , 01:13 PM

#46

viffer

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Originally Posted by fees

howd u get the name viffer?

tell us a baller story during one of your vacations.

when i was 16 i was banging some drunk girl with a pool stick and someone walked in we were all drunk and the girl ran out saaying he viffed me trying to say he sticked me

baller story,

one time in new york me and nik schulman played baasketball

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09-27-2009 , 01:15 PM

#47

viffer

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Originally Posted by theBruiser500

last time you ran a mile?

favorite sport to watch?

biggest sports bet?

if you could only make $20 an hour playing poker would you still do it?

a couple of your favorite jokes or youtube videos?

not sure i ever ran a mile, well once i ran like 15 miles in a car from the cops.

dont bet sports

i dont win at poker so id happily take 20$ a hour

one time in turning stone i tried to beat the **** out of a little punk that wouldnt come out of his room think it on your tube

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09-27-2009 , 01:17 PM

#48

viffer

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Originally Posted by oldjude

How much of ur money have u made from poker?

How much do u estimate u are down in online poker?

What game/who have u made the most $$$ off?

what money im im trying to get back to broke,

im close to even in online poker maybe a few 100k down, but in last 2 years im down 2 million online id guess