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09-27-2009 , 08:22 AM
Sitting in rooom bored out of mind, ill be answering all questions here tell i find a good hooker or that punk ashman wakes up to play!

please limit the questions about poker and ask about the fun ****, all you pocket protecter wearing nerds are roobotic about poker and isa not very good any ways.
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09-27-2009 , 08:27 AM
Did you graduate from high school or college?
Is ur internet grammar/spelling just an act?
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09-27-2009 , 08:30 AM
how old do you think you will be when you die?
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09-27-2009 , 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by MadScientist
Did you graduate from high school or college?
Is ur internet grammar/spelling just an act?

I graduated the 6th grade, had a rough childhood growing up, i dont try proof read or know propper grammer. and im sure people get what i be trying to say.
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09-27-2009 , 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
how old do you think you will be when you die?

Death by suicide could be any day, since i play mostly live and really deep when you take a bad beat for a huge pot it hurts, alot of times 500-1k blind pots are played and it really hurts when you loose em.

natural causes 53
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09-27-2009 , 08:41 AM
If you had to choose between one of hookers and blow for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
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09-27-2009 , 08:43 AM
if you had to choose one actor dead or alive to play you in a movie based on your life, who would it be
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09-27-2009 , 08:43 AM
poker story as in how long ago you started, stakes you grinded, how long it took you to get to the top?

Bankroll management strategies?

Biggest pot ever played?

Best NL player, best PLO player, best overall player?

How do you go about learning a new game?
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09-27-2009 , 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Stinger88
If you had to choose between one of hookers and blow for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
i hate coke think its the dirties drug ever and havent done it in over 5 years.
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09-27-2009 , 08:45 AM
y do u think you are gods gift to teh pokahzz?
describe phil laak in one sentence?
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09-27-2009 , 08:46 AM
The hand on High Stakes Poker where you had 10 8 (I think it was 10 8, but I know you had a 10)and the kid had AA and two 10's came on the flop and you took his stack. If you were playing the kid's hand would you have played AA any differently?
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09-27-2009 , 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by FatalError
if you had to choose one actor dead or alive to play you in a movie based on your life, who would it be
rodney dangerfield or turltle

it would actually be a good movie entertaining, it would be a cross between rounders, color of money, and blow
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09-27-2009 , 08:50 AM
what year were u born?
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09-27-2009 , 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by mrw8419
poker story as in how long ago you started, stakes you grinded, how long it took you to get to the top?

Bankroll management strategies?

Biggest pot ever played?

Best NL player, best PLO player, best overall player?

How do you go about learning a new game?
I started playing 1-2 on pokerstars, i had a job and would play at work, i remember going to western union many times and sending in 400$ id play as low as 10-25 cents for about a year, this is back when 2-4$ was biggest game on stars.

Bankroll management strategies? have alot of good friends with lots of money,
i am the worst with this, i have been known to sit with every thing i have and could barrow in a poker game.

Best no limit player i know

After the money is durr hands down nobody better

All around NL player, its hard to say there are many different styles that can win what better then other. Durrrrrr is verry good live and so hard to play against, hes my friend wich makes it even harder for me to play cause i dont want to beat my friends and he just wants to make my ass bleed ( no gay jokes please ) JC tran is the best all around player and great cash player. its hard to say

i dont know plo

new games i just sit down and play try and figure out, ive never read a book or any thing about poker.
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09-27-2009 , 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by nutstoyou
The hand on High Stakes Poker where you had 10 8 (I think it was 10 8, but I know you had a 10)and the kid had AA and two 10's came on the flop and you took his stack. If you were playing the kid's hand would you have played AA any differently?
yes way differently the way he played it is the worst, he should of just called my raise oon flop
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09-27-2009 , 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Online Pokers
y do u think you are gods gift to teh pokahzz?
describe phil laak in one sentence?
plz respond.
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09-27-2009 , 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Online Pokers
plz respond.

Nitt
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09-27-2009 , 09:20 AM
okay question 2
why do u always misspell stuff?
do u think it makes u look cool over the intrawebs?
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09-27-2009 , 09:21 AM
hi viffer; u gave some good action on HIgh stakes poker last time around.

Q1: did the pot vs hellmuth hurt much more than a normal pot, since its hellmUTH! (AQ vs set hand)

Q2: will u be playing now in december the high stakes poker show, looking forward to it?
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09-27-2009 , 09:31 AM
who would win in a fight, you or david Oppenheim?

how many 5 year olds?

what did u have here and plz explain ur thought process:

Poker Stars $25/$50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Germindol (SB): $3348.00
rewgr343 (BB): $5000.00
Hero (UTG): $5000.00
El_Cańonero (CO): $4171.00
Viffer (BTN): $5996.00

Pre Flop: ($75.00) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to $150, 1 fold, Viffer raises to $400, 2 folds, Hero calls $250

Flop: ($875.00) T 2 J (2 players)
Hero checks, Viffer checks

Turn: ($875.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $650, Viffer raises to $1300, Hero raises to $4600 all in, Viffer folds

Final Pot: $3475.00
Hero mucks A Q
Hero wins $3473.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Do you spend alot of time traveling from city to city to play in big cash games? How do you move the money around to play in them? What do you do with all that time on the plane?

What live pro is the biggest loser/clown (not $$ like.. in life) that might surprise us? Who is the coolest live pro that might surprise us?
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09-27-2009 , 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by David123
hi viffer; u gave some good action on HIgh stakes poker last time around.

Q1: did the pot vs hellmuth hurt much more than a normal pot, since its hellmUTH! (AQ vs set hand)

Q2: will u be playing now in december the high stakes poker show, looking forward to it?
1 the pot vs phill made me feel stupid, for the most part phill is a supper nitt that makes people play bad vs him. I fell for it, i played the hand verry bad, but listening to the idiot whine and cry for hours on in got to me, props to phill. After i called i insta knew what he had and regretted it.

Yes i will be playing on HSP and poker after dark, i think its a great sow and Mori runs it amazing. Its some thing i actually look foward to. Just hope durr isnt on my left like every other time so i can really play.
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09-27-2009 , 09:37 AM
yeah, looking forward to watching the show already! and gl with the seats. hehe
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09-27-2009 , 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by fees
who would win in a fight, you or david Oppenheim?

how many 5 year olds?

what did u have here and plz explain ur thought process:

Poker Stars $25/$50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Germindol (SB): $3348.00
rewgr343 (BB): $5000.00
Hero (UTG): $5000.00
El_Cańonero (CO): $4171.00
Viffer (BTN): $5996.00

Pre Flop: ($75.00) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to $150, 1 fold, Viffer raises to $400, 2 folds, Hero calls $250

Flop: ($875.00) T 2 J (2 players)
Hero checks, Viffer checks

Turn: ($875.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $650, Viffer raises to $1300, Hero raises to $4600 all in, Viffer folds

Final Pot: $3475.00
Hero mucks A Q
Hero wins $3473.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Do you spend alot of time traveling from city to city to play in big cash games? How do you move the money around to play in them? What do you do with all that time on the plane?

What live pro is the biggest loser/clown (not $$ like.. in life) that might surprise us? Who is the coolest live pro that might surprise us?
Probly opie but depends who has better mixture in system.

what do you mean 5 year olds?

Was that hand played yesterday? i had air. if i remember corectly but not enough info for me to remember hand.

You are putting me in tough spot here, i dont like to kiss and tell if you know what i mean. SO i just wont answer, ask me over beers some time!

yes i travel alot, in the states i carry cash or we play on credit or with checks, this is my firt time out of states playing, in london, luckly for me i have good friends with money and have good credit.

when im not playing poker i try to make it a point to not think about it, when we go out to dinner and stuff especially with our girlfriends i get upset if people try to turn conversation to poker.

when im on the plane ill replay hands, or what not in my head, i play alot of games on my iphone or sleep, when i travel to play poker i play alot, so when i head home im usually really tired and sleep is needed.

Last edited by viffer; 09-27-2009 at 09:46 AM.
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09-27-2009 , 09:42 AM
Longest you've ever been in a strip club and most amt of money spent there?

Favorite pick up line?

Who would you have sex with first Patrick Antonius or Maya?
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09-27-2009 , 09:43 AM
how many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?


yeah that was yesterday.

Am I cool enough to grab beers w/ u in vegas?
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