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08-10-2009 , 08:49 PM
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and to that i say, anyone using that line, id say this is true for 1/200 guys paying, the other 199 just simply cant get laid. You're implying Viffer is the 1, not the 199? How could you know.
he cant rly imply something you just made up off the top of your head
08-10-2009 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
to all the people trying to hate on viffer for allegedly paying for female companionship i just wanna remind you about the jack nicholson story.

after the heidi fleiss (ima try and misspell every name in this post) scandal broke they found jack among the list of clients.

a reporter asked jack why even as an uber famous actor he needed to pay women to have sex with him, to which he replied:

"i don't pay women to **** me i pay them to leave after".

balla.

never done it myself but if its good enough for jack....
pretty sure that was charlie sheeen
08-10-2009 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
to all the people trying to hate on viffer for allegedly paying for female companionship i just wanna remind you about the jack nicholson story.

after the heidi fleiss (ima try and misspell every name in this post) scandal broke they found jack among the list of clients.

a reporter asked jack why even as an uber famous actor he needed to pay women to have sex with him, to which he replied:

"i don't pay women to **** me i pay them to leave after".

balla.

never done it myself but if its good enough for jack....
try misspelling "charlie sheen" imo
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Originally Posted by another_rack
I just want to say the Modesto reference was spot on.
+1
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Originally Posted by LetMeLive
he cant rly imply something you just made up off the top of your head
Letmelive:I like how your busto beg-for-stakes thread trolling ass always finds a way come off as a know it all my **** don't stink kind of douche, affirming this and confirming that, when you obviously have no ****ing clue whatsoever, let alone the context of what you quoted.

this time you're right though
08-10-2009 , 09:31 PM
wasn't trying to come off like anything. have a nice night <3
08-10-2009 , 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by LetMeLive
wasn't trying to come off like anything. have a nice night <3
I'm not just talking about this thread. You have a history of doing **** like this dating back to my first days at 2p2 and if I wasn't high right now I would go back through some of your asinine posts and remind you of a few. Not saying there's anything wrong with it, just that you tilt me to no end. Seeing you post in this thread both reminded me and gave me a chance to comment about it


Sorry for the derail.

Carry on epic thread/
08-10-2009 , 11:38 PM
So play is done for the weekend. We resume play friday. I'm +215k. I'm gonna stay in NYC and party all week till he's ready to resume play.

I am however working on perky, to head back to LA with me and resume play at commerce.
08-10-2009 , 11:41 PM
ill bet 20k i have a hotter girl friend then you, rules! have to be seen in public with her, reputable people have to confirm she is your gf.

let me guess you dont have just one,

onepac you could never win 200k, you are a nitt you couldnt come up with enough money to bet vs mike you have no money and are a looser.

you do tell good stories tho.
08-10-2009 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by onepac
For rolls w viffer not poss, i dont have 1/10th the roll he has. would love to play other things for monies tho, pretyt sure there isnt a person alive that wouldnt back me against viffer for large sums of money in other arenas.

In before Viffer says "we'll bet on who has a bigger dck".

well what can we do for the 200k you just won?

ill fly to nyc tommarow, since you arent playing im sure you wouldnt mind playing me.

stop trying to hustlle people you are a 2 bit hustler. Trying to give your self credability/.

dream on dreamer.
08-10-2009 , 11:47 PM
ok first of all it was ****ing jack not charlie sheen, charlie sheen hasn't said anything cool ever.

2nd of all jesse, i wasn't implying anything about prostitution i was just relaying an awesome story for people to enjoy.
08-10-2009 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by onepac
would love to play other things for monies tho, pretyt sure there isnt a person alive that wouldnt back me against viffer for large sums of money in other arenas.

In before Viffer says "we'll bet on who has a bigger dck".
lmao
08-11-2009 , 12:06 AM
shouldn't this be easily verifiable? doesn't anyone else have perky's # who can just call/txt him and ask, "have you been playing hu with some dude from l.a. who's posting about it on 2+2?"
08-11-2009 , 12:22 AM
it's been verified.... A friend saw him eating with some hot chick and he was telling him how this online ****** flew in and beat him for a lot
08-11-2009 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Jayrock1050
it's been verified.... A friend saw him eating with some hot chick and he was telling him how this online ****** flew in and beat him for a lot
OnePac +1
08-11-2009 , 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by onepac
So play is done for the weekend. We resume play friday. I'm +215k. I'm gonna stay in NYC and party all week till he's ready to resume play.

I am however working on perky, to head back to LA with me and resume play at commerce.
If he is coming to la, I might be interested in playing for good amount then.
08-11-2009 , 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Eskaborr
If he is coming to la, I might be interested in playing for good amount then.
only when it's convenient for you eh?

gtfo


Edit: I wish I was a reg HSNL'r....FML
08-11-2009 , 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by OGKUSH88
only when it's convenient for you eh?

gtfo


Edit: I wish I was a reg HSNL'r....FML
You don't know what you are talking about.
08-11-2009 , 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by viffer
ill bet 20k i have a hotter girl friend then you, rules! have to be seen in public with her, reputable people have to confirm she is your gf.

let me guess you dont have just one,

onepac you could never win 200k, you are a nitt you couldnt come up with enough money to bet vs mike you have no money and are a looser.

you do tell good stories tho.
"Dont have just one" that was a good read

I couldnt come up w 500k of my own money to bet mike, so that makes me a loser, LOL. Someone please contact mike but the bet, like a dude worth many millions who is a staple in the gaming business is gonna be in on some 500k hustle
08-11-2009 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mikech
shouldn't this be easily verifiable? doesn't anyone else have perky's # who can just call/txt him and ask, "have you been playing hu with some dude from l.a. who's posting about it on 2+2?"
Viffer, im certain you know at least 40 people w perky's number and im certain you have his, why not just verify before opening your mouth?

Im a nit and could never win 200k? whatd I take off of Rick? You're right, i invented this whole thing. GG
08-11-2009 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by viffer
well what can we do for the 200k you just won?

ill fly to nyc tommarow, since you arent playing im sure you wouldnt mind playing me.

stop trying to hustlle people you are a 2 bit hustler. Trying to give your self credability/.

dream on dreamer.
"what can we do for 200k?" We could just roll into an mma gym for open sparring. I would not only enjoy slapping you around, Id enjoy getting paid to do it

We could take a real poll: how many people on this planet truly detest/loathe hate either one of us. Ill lay you odds and spot you 2 people.
I would mind playnig you heads up for material money, which you already know.

We could use verifiable evidence of our place in life growing up: like we have to show eveidence for having X amount of friends growing up etc

CHill out bud, u grew up alone making model airplanes in ur bedroom wondering why none of the kids wanted to play with you, fell into some money, turned it into more and now u think ur king dck. u have money and play poker well, list ends there.

"2 bit hustler" I could be wrong but isnt that someone hutsling like $200 or w/e. Come on dude, give me more respect than that.

Excellent Viffer story to come, too long and gotta run
08-11-2009 , 01:23 AM
No offense but you guys really sound very douchey arguing like little girls over a public forum.
08-11-2009 , 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by onepac
"what can we do for 200k?" We could just roll into an mma gym for open sparring. I would not only enjoy slapping you around, Id enjoy getting paid to do it

We could take a real poll: how many people on this planet truly detest/loathe hate either one of us. Ill lay you odds and spot you 2 people.
I would mind playnig you heads up for material money, which you already know.

We could use verifiable evidence of our place in life growing up: like we have to show eveidence for having X amount of friends growing up etc

CHill out bud, u grew up alone making model airplanes in ur bedroom wondering why none of the kids wanted to play with you, fell into some money, turned it into more and now u think ur king dck. u have money and play poker well, list ends there.

"2 bit hustler" I could be wrong but isnt that someone hutsling like $200 or w/e. Come on dude, give me more respect than that.

Excellent Viffer story to come, too long and gotta run

To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.

Excluding the fact that this story is probably 70-100% ****ing bull****, you really come off as a classless child mentioning his drug habit and taking Rick's money on an internet forum just to validate yourself to another ******.

Last edited by Bikini Wax; 08-11-2009 at 01:40 AM.
08-11-2009 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bikini Wax
To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.
LOL. Well said.

Viffer just tilts me so hard
08-11-2009 , 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Bikini Wax
To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.
08-11-2009 , 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bikini Wax
To say both of you represent the upper echelon of highstakes poker players is such an insult to a lot of peoples intelligence. The ****ing downie with the broken spellcheck vs I check my tptk cuz there's just a PSB left... battle of the titans. Not to mention you both bring up the most ****ing ******ed propbet ideas I've ever heard and get leveled non stop.

Excluding the fact that this story is probably 70-100% ****ing bull****, you really come off as a classless child mentioning his drug habit and taking Rick's money on an internet forum just to validate yourself to another ******.
this is possibly my favorite post ive ever read.

and the fact that anyone who is responsible for this abortion of a prop bet: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19...op-bet-456948/ is making fun of someone else's is just awesome.


as for some kind of bet you two pimps can come up with how bout you both spend a month in tijuana ****ing as many women as possible. whoever gets the most stds at the end wins. I assume you both already have herpes so its just the currable stuff that would be measured. This way it also rewards getting clap, etc. cured faster so you can get it again!

Hookers count obviously, but if you pay more than $4 for them its a 1/2 std deduction. Anything usually found only in donkeys counts double. And if anyone gets aids they automatically win obv.

This would make for a way better reality show than that crap that annoying french dude with twitter keeps talking about. You could call it "Illiterate CokeHead vs. Nitty Smalldick Bull**** Artist: Battle for the Clamydia Crown"


admit, you'd watch that sht.
08-11-2009 , 02:57 AM
lmao, well played

      
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