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one pac is full of ****, i wouldnt take one word he says as truth, if he is trying to sellf action or get you to play in games with him i would be very catious.

GTFO, this thread is priceless

08-10-2009 , 08:25 AM

#102

44OKP44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 44OKP44

GTFO, this thread is priceless

+ whole 2+2 community, keep this shizzle coming op

Last edited by 44OKP44; 08-10-2009 at 08:33 AM.

08-10-2009 , 10:14 AM

#103

TheTyman9

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 44OKP44

+ whole 2+2 community, keep this shizzle coming op

Pretty sure ur not supposed to +1 ur own post

08-10-2009 , 10:17 AM

#104

TheTyman9

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTyman9

Pretty sure ur not supposed to +1 ur own post

08-10-2009 , 10:26 AM

#105

Takeover

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this thread is awesome.

Even if any of it is fabricated, it's done quite well considering this is exactly how perky would act/react.

08-10-2009 , 12:55 PM

#106

ryanaw19

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onepac, someone asked me to ask, is this open to anyone? say if someone i know accepted, when would perky want to play?

08-10-2009 , 01:33 PM

#107

AnfieldRoad

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onepac, how are the dealers enjoying this? Do they burst out in laughter when you pull your slowroll shenanigans, or are they stone faced professionals?

08-10-2009 , 02:19 PM

#108

jcmoussa

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So you people actually think that 93o hand happened?

08-10-2009 , 02:58 PM

#109

tommyhawkers

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the whole reason of this thread is for a prop obv to see how long he can get it to go on or how long it takes for someone to fully say its untrue oooobv

08-10-2009 , 03:16 PM

#110

FlyingRat

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so OP is up like a million in 2 days of live 100/200?

08-10-2009 , 03:49 PM

#111

onepac

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 689

Dealers laugh too

I have no clue what perky will say to HU requests, I imagine yes, but perky is like a chick on her period, his mood changes v quickly

93o didt happen? Ok. Please have fact before accusations. TY

Im up 200k for the trip + the 20k prop. We are done fpr the week. Play continues next weekend

08-10-2009 , 04:09 PM

#112

tommyhawkers

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onepac, why didnt u reply to my post??

08-10-2009 , 05:05 PM

#113

riverboatking

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AnfieldRoad

onepac, how are the dealers enjoying this? Do they burst out in laughter when you pull your slowroll shenanigans, or are they stone faced professionals?

more importantly are the dealers as hot or hotter then the ones at the tank?

08-10-2009 , 05:12 PM

#114

Thedevilsnight

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 133

+1 OnePac.keepthem coming

viffer.
plz play OnePac for rolls.

08-10-2009 , 05:57 PM

#115

onepac

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 689

Quote:

Originally Posted by riverboatking

more importantly are the dealers as hot or hotter then the ones at the tank?

not even close

08-10-2009 , 05:58 PM

#116

onepac

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 689

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommyhawkers

onepac, why didnt u reply to my post??

cause its incorrect/silly?

08-10-2009 , 06:02 PM

#117

cameronbarry

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probably the best thread on 2p2 for a long time to come.

thanks, keep the updates coming!

Quote:

Originally Posted by onepac

im doing all the dealing, from the bottom of course, how else do you think im winning?

we have 2 dealers rotating.

fun hand thus far.

I 4 bet 93o fr btn. Perky has been respecting my 4 bets, but never folds to a 3 bet, ever. He quick calls the 5k more (6700 total). Eff stacks ~200k

Flop Q84r Perky c/r my 6k bet to14k, I pause for 5 seconds and call. Turn 4 he bets like 20k i min raise to 40k. He tanks and calls. river he checks, I fire 70k he tanks for 3 mins? and folds, i show him my hand. Within 4 seconds he's outside having a smoke, pacing back n fourth telling someone on the phone in a frantic voice " how bad this guy is, and he's so lucky, just always happens to bluff when i dont have a hand". After 8 mins of steam release He returns and raises the btn i call 89s and flop the joint, i then check/r fire fire and he calls down KT w a 76T 3 3 board. I announce "I missed" he happily flips his hand, i say" ya u were due to win a pot, nh." He starts scooping chips, I throw my hand down and SCREAM, "we never said I cant slow roll. Ship me all of that sht". bout 100k pot.
He goes outside for another smoke, after 15mins i go lookin for him, he's gone? I call him and he answers phone, "I left, be back in an hour, ur puting me on raging suicide watch. DONT CALL, DONT TEXT, ILL be back soon"
LOL

So im just sittin here pickin my nose while he cools off

08-10-2009 , 06:10 PM

#118

onepac

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Thedevilsnight

+1 OnePac.keepthem coming

viffer.
plz play OnePac for rolls.

For rolls w viffer not poss, i dont have 1/10th the roll he has. would love to play other things for monies tho, pretyt sure there isnt a person alive that wouldnt back me against viffer for large sums of money in other arenas.

In before Viffer says "we'll bet on who has a bigger dck".

08-10-2009 , 06:38 PM

#119

OGKUSH88

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Quote:

Originally Posted by aejones

this is completely ******ed

NO U

Quote:

Originally Posted by centerright

hamptons is fun, but I still think it's overrated. The girls in NYC are really mediocre compared to L.A.

good luck in your match.

yeah the guido orange girls in NY are replaced by the perky orange blondes from OC ducwidt

Quote:

Originally Posted by viffer

one pac is full of ****, i wouldnt take one word he says as truth, if he is trying to sellf action or get you to play in games with him i would be very catious.

VIFFER quit hating already damn...never thought a baller like Viffer would be doing all of this baller blockin'...

Quote:

Originally Posted by onepac

oh and mol was gonna host the game till perky decided to pull random haptons trip. would you like to play sir, eddie or mol can host if you would like to put somethin together.

Dude i dont go out tellin everyone u drop zillions to get trash $4 strippers that look like they walked out of a modesto meth lab to hang out with you. Why you always hating on me?

Viffer is a cokehead, possible recreational tweaker (if that is really possible) CONFIRMED. possible "sucker for love" (coughs up the $$$$ to bitc*es) someone please confirm..

Quote:

Originally Posted by onepac

LOL

Last edited by OGKUSH88; 08-10-2009 at 06:40 PM. Reason: thread of the year imo

08-10-2009 , 06:46 PM

#120

Swaye

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who cares if viffer pays for pussy? he doesn't want to **** with all the stupid **** you have to do to get laid for free, and he's got the money to pay... it's +ev imo

08-10-2009 , 07:01 PM

#121

onepac

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Swaye

who cares if viffer pays for pussy? he doesn't want to **** with all the stupid **** you have to do to get laid for free, and he's got the money to pay... it's +ev imo

Its not the paying, its paying to hang w bitches I wouldn't touch w a stolen dck if they paid me. Like 3'4 and 4's n sht. -EV to pay ugly ass btchs to hang w you.

08-10-2009 , 07:06 PM

#122

riverboatking

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to all the people trying to hate on viffer for allegedly paying for female companionship i just wanna remind you about the jack nicholson story.

after the heidi fleiss (ima try and misspell every name in this post) scandal broke they found jack among the list of clients.

a reporter asked jack why even as an uber famous actor he needed to pay women to have sex with him, to which he replied:

"i don't pay women to **** me i pay them to leave after".

balla.

never done it myself but if its good enough for jack....

08-10-2009 , 07:25 PM

#123

onepac

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Quote:

Originally Posted by riverboatking

and to that i say, anyone using that line, id say this is true for 1/200 guys paying, the other 199 just simply cant get laid. You're implying Viffer is the 1, not the 199? How could you know.

Again, paying isnt the point- paying for chicks that look like beat down crystal meth lab, white trash, baby mamma w like 4 different guys is the issue.