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Old 08-05-2009, 01:39 PM   #1
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HU with Perky (smerky) The world challenge

Cliffnotes: Perky world challenge LOL. Im heading to NYC tomorrow morning from LA to play Perky HU for 70 hours of minimum play, 25/50 100k escrow, min 20k buy-in/reloads. He talks a lot of ****/funny tho. Im certain the game will get bigger and he’s laying me odds + bet me/paid me to post this

Im bs’ing w Perky 2 days ago over text when he starts telling me about how bad he’s running to which I respond “you cant run bad for 12 million hands life fish”. This leads to classic male ego **** which leads to Perky telling me he’s gonna offer a world challenge (LOLOLOL). I tell him to get out to LA tonight and we’ll play, he says ill lay you 20k to 10k that I beat you over a weekend of play if you come to NYC now. Long story short we agree to 70 hours of play starting thurs. He proceeds to tell me how he’s letting everyone know that he’s offering a challenge and will play anyone, to which of course I laugh hysterically for 8-15 minutes. He of course is serious and states, “ I let Durrrr know and for him to let anyone know”. I laugh for another 6 minutes and tell Perky, thatd be the best news any poker player has ever heard. That leads to some form of a discussion about posting this on 2+2 to help him spread the word that the challenge has been issued. He and I set a bet about how many people would be interested in playing him HU (w money escrowed before hand) and what would take place in a 2+2 thread if our HU play was posted here + others could play him.

other notes/points/funny
1)I go “can I bring esko, we’ll trade off” he says something like bring him and both of you bitches can play me at once, and go come come, I don’t care. I go “ok, I asked him, he’s in” , Perky snap responds, "fine". LOL, i still havent confirmed w him if he was serious
2) once he's stuck >30k the game will get bigger and I will not be surprised at all if the game ends up becoming 300/600+.
3)to any Perky haters, all his money is escrowed already, was one of my conditions to buying the plane ticket. My other conditions were; I will not bump stakes unless effective stacks are 400bb to the new blinds. And if he slow rolls me once in a pot greater than 40k at any point he forfeits his stack (his 3 minute 300k pot slow rolls are epic and hilarious when its not you, but sends me over the edge when it is me).
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:41 PM   #2
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Re: HU with Perky (smerky) The world challenge

wow, you got a condition where he's not allowed to tilt you?

gg.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:20 PM   #3
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:26 PM   #4
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:30 PM   #5
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Re: HU with Perky (smerky) The world challenge

definitely interested to hear what happens.

i thought perky got sent off to some rehab clinic by his rich parents who found out about his gambling habits.

will you guys be playing in his trump tower condo?
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:49 PM   #6
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nah, we have someone hosting the game for us.
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:58 PM   #7
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nah, we have someone hosting the game for us.
sounds fun. there are a lot of high stakes home games in NYC; maybe not quite as many as L.A. though.
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Old 08-05-2009, 03:24 PM   #8
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I go “can I bring esko, we’ll trade off” he says something like bring him and both of you bitches can play me at once, and go come come, I don’t care. I go “ok, I asked him, he’s in” , Perky snap responds, "fine"
NYC Here I come. LOL at the no slowroll. I might wanna play with slowrolls/douchebaggery on, lets get dirty.
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:29 PM   #9
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NYC Here I come. LOL at the no slowroll. I might wanna play with slowrolls/douchebaggery on, lets get dirty.
im all for slowrolls, angle shooting etc amongst friends in a 5k pot or w/e.
200k slowroll/angle im very likely to to hurt someone real bad.

Funny story some will enjoy reguarding slowrolls- DOnt know if you were there when Alex checked back the nuts on the river in a 20k pot just so he could slow roll Jer. Was one of the funniest things ever! Best part, Jer had
like 3rd nuts and they were both deep.
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im all for slowrolls, angle shooting etc amongst friends in a 5k pot or w/e.
200k slowroll/angle im very likely to to hurt someone real bad.

Funny story some will enjoy reguarding slowrolls- DOnt know if you were there when Alex checked back the nuts on the river in a 20k pot just so he could slow roll Jer. Was one of the funniest things ever! Best part, Jer had
like 3rd nuts and they were both deep.
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this seems like it could backfire massively, but what do i know...

anything for stupid fun right?
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Re: HU with Perky (smerky) The world challenge

onepac,

"his 3 minute 300k pot slow rolls are epic and hilarious when its not you"

Hand history plzzz.
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:35 PM   #12
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I dont know either of you but if i wasnt broke id pay to see this
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onepac,

"his 3 minute 300k pot slow rolls are epic and hilarious when its not you"

Hand history plzzz.
100/200 NL, commerce reg shows up drunk at like 3am, perky is stuck maybe 150k and uber tilted. Reg buys in for 80K. Perky is down to 15K maybe...doubles thru the reg on a suicide/tilted over shove w like T high and pulls a "I have nothing show ur hand" for 30 seconds maybe....they get it in next hand perky has an airball again and agan 30 second "I missed slow roll"....reg reloads and warns perky not to do that sht again...reg is drunk and NOT HAPPY. Everyone else is laughing hysterically....very next hand they again get it in pre flop...
Reg"how many times u wanna run it"
Perky "once I have the nuts"
Reg" I have queens" perky
Perky "once, run it now"
Flop KTX
Perky "I lied, I have a Ten, u really have queens?"
Reg flips queens over, tun X river X
Perky "nice hand"
Reg "FU, what u really have"
Perky "air" this goes back n fourth for a full min tll perky starts yellin at dealer to ship reg the pot cause he has air. Dealer starts shipping the pot and perky junps up and throws his cards down and screams "king ball" K4o! He starts doing laps around thge room fist pumping "nutter butters w the king ball".

Story doesn't tell that well, but some of us were crying we were laughing so hard
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100/200 NL, commerce reg shows up drunk at like 3am, perky is stuck maybe 150k and uber tilted. Reg buys in for 80K. Perky is down to 15K maybe...doubles thru the reg on a suicide/tilted over shove w like T high and pulls a "I have nothing show ur hand" for 30 seconds maybe....they get it in next hand perky has an airball again and agan 30 second "I missed slow roll"....reg reloads and warns perky not to do that sht again...reg is drunk and NOT HAPPY. Everyone else is laughing hysterically....very next hand they again get it in pre flop...
Reg"how many times u wanna run it"
Perky "once I have the nuts"
Reg" I have queens" perky
Perky "once, run it now"
Flop KTX
Perky "I lied, I have a Ten, u really have queens?"
Reg flips queens over, tun X river X
Perky "nice hand"
Reg "FU, what u really have"
Perky "air" this goes back n fourth for a full min tll perky starts yellin at dealer to ship reg the pot cause he has air. Dealer starts shipping the pot and perky junps up and throws his cards down and screams "king ball" K4o! He starts doing laps around thge room fist pumping "nutter butters w the king ball".

Story doesn't tell that well, but some of us were crying we were laughing so hard
lol. what was reg's reaction? did he punch him in the face?
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:48 PM   #15
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lol. what was reg's reaction? did he punch him in the face?
reg actually stayed pretty calm considering. I mean perky did chip up from 15k to like 120k 3 hand in a row, all slowrolls, so reg was a bit used to it by now.

However, over the next 30 mins perky pulled some more BS, titling the go so hard that he tried to swipe 4k from a pot of mine that he wasnt in (long story) which got us about 4 seconds away from a fight, which got me super tilted. So Perky's slowrolls inadvertantly tilted me. GG
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