Guy passes this out around casinos in FL. Claims he is only 1 of 40 people who play heads up poker for a living and has never lost a match. Says he will fly to you and will play any one. Hes probably 50 yrs old and a total retard. Call him up.
To be fair, he probably means, he will schedule for any time of your choosing and not that he has never missed a phone call in his life. I have to say, this "rounder" guy might be a total dumb ass, but I like his style :-)
Ive played with this guy. He is quite a site to behold.
He is really really really really bad.
I asked him if he wanted to play heads up at a 2/5 game in FL and he said he only played for at least 50k. A couple hours later i asked him if the movie was named after him and he said it was.
You should have snapcalled him on the 50k offer. No person playing 2/5 live who offers to play hu for 50k is serious. Every time I have seen something like this go down, the person ends up backing down and using the 'i was jk lol" excuse.
I show up at casino see him playing 5.10. I come up to the table and say lets play 50k is fine lets go. he starts rambling about how 50/100 blinds are too low and that ill just wait for aces. i tell him i will play every hand he still just rambles on about how he has played for 20 years and knows what hes talking about etc. i keep talking **** and insulting him in front of the table he finally gets up and in my face starts saying you little punk you dont even have 50k show me the money, he takes out a small wad of 100s and says heres mine show me ur moeny right now kid and ill play you! i show him 2 10k straps and he says okay lets go. walks over to the cage to set up the game. comes back 20 minutes later. im standing in same spot by the table. he goes, hey buddy lets talk over here. we walk away from the table hes like, listen man i dont want any animosity, the thing is i dont have 20k on me to play but we can set up another day. and of course when i try to schedule the game right there he starts rambling about how he knows doyle and played johnny chan and just ignores/ makes more excuses about blinds.
Also when i asked "rounder" about playing me in omaha heads up he responded with. "omaha heads up? you cant play omaha heads up its impossible"
I show up at casino see him playing 5.10. I come up to the table and say lets play 50k is fine lets go. he starts rambling about how 50/100 blinds are too low and that ill just wait for aces. i tell him i will play every hand he still just rambles on about how he has played for 20 years and knows what hes talking about etc. i keep talking **** and insulting him in front of the table he finally gets up and in my face starts saying you little punk you dont even have 50k show me the money, he takes out a small wad of 100s and says heres mine show me ur moeny right now kid and ill play you! i show him 2 10k straps and he says okay lets go. walks over to the cage to set up the game. comes back 20 minutes later. im standing in same spot by the table. he goes, hey buddy lets talk over here. we walk away from the table hes like, listen man i dont want any animosity, the thing is i dont have 20k on me to play but we can set up another day. and of course when i try to schedule the game right there he starts rambling about how he knows doyle and played johnny chan and just ignores/ makes more excuses about blinds.
Also when i asked "rounder" about playing me in omaha heads up he responded with. "omaha heads up? you cant play omaha heads up its impossible"
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