Post the "cute" and "funny" comments you get at the table from your fellow table mates who clearly know best

Mods, let me know if this is not ok to post quotes from chat...

OK, I'll start

RobbyJames55: you gotta be the worst player on this site katie

"I love the ladies!"

LL and Cool J

theAustinite: i thought u were sick for a sec
theAustinite: i ean u still could be
theAustinite: mean*
theAustinite: i dont know u
theAustinite: jus sayin u coulda checked a nine and been really sick is all
theAustinite: but instead u played ak really slow
theAustinite: what are ya a girl or somethin
theAustinite: ?
AAcesFueL [observer]: Get out there what are ya a Girl or somethin?
theAustinite: LMAO
theAustinite: katie actually might be a girl or somethin
theAustinite: thats funz
Dealer: Game #59485529106: jjoll79 wins pot (43,000)
AAcesFueL [observer]: ROFL

In a FTP $26 90-man KO

ALPHIESACES: only way they can win
ALPHIESACES: hahahhahahhahahhaa
ALPHIESACES: slut
ALPHIESACES: whore
hotjenny314: ty sir gl

Did I mention that I went on to win?

No. You didn't. Make sure you let me know when you mention it so I can congratulate you, though.

When I first started playing poker, I entered a small buy-in NLH tournament at Turning Stone Casino. There was a hand where I flopped a monster, so I checked. An older guy at the table bet, and I called. Turn went check / bet / call. I led river. The older guy said as he was mucking, "I'm too old of a tomcat to be fooled by a kitten like you."

To this day, it's probably one of the more memorable things I've heard at a poker table.

lolololol

Aww that's kinda cute. Really old men are my favorite to play poker with, they're usually sweet.

I witnessed a ridiculous thing at borgata 5/10. A total idiot got called down on 3 streets by a girl with A high, no draw the whole way. He was so humiliated and he lost it. He told her to blow him and make him a sandwich. She took an excrutiatingly long time to stack all his chips, which I thought was a classy way to annoy the sh*t out of him.

I probably would've said "Anyone got an extra rack anywhere? Can you check behind you?"

(note: the place I play at allows racks on the table)

Hahaha, I like it.

Drunk guy in a live MTT a couple weekends ago:
"I'm folding my hand because you're hott and I don't want you to leave. Isn't she hott everyone??"

I had the nuts.

Slightly off topic, but last night I was playing NLH live at a table where 4 of the 9 seats were occupied by women. It was the first time that nobody at the table commented on the fact that there were "so many" women at the table. I'd like to take that as a sign that women's presence in higher numbers at a poker table is no longer so rare as to be worthy of comment . . .

funny thread

once an old greek guy asked me if he could touch me for good luck... hud

well he would be getting lucky, ahahahha

I was hit on once. Playing in a casino 1/2 game. Guy told me that I look like Tobey Maguire and wanted to buy me a drink. On that day I was 19.

It is pretty hilarious the way tables interact with women. Never seen anything noteworthy, luckily. Live small stakes poker players are the worst. Im sure people itt notice that none of them are married. This isn't to say they are more eager. Just not fun to be around on average. Sad.

I thought this was pretty funny. The guy berates me for how terrible it is to value bet AA, then he pays off my value bet.

And at this very moment you're finally regretting to be beautiful ! Haha !

"That girl is fugly isn't she ? I want you to leave so bad, so I call ."

vishal355: women cant play poker

BWO last year.

I flop top 2, he (older, foreign) flops broadway.
Bet, raise, 3-bet, shove, call.
Turn fills me up. I collect chips.
Complete blow-up!!!!!!

"Don't you know what I have? You stupid...you hear? You Stupidddd...like a jerk! You should stay home in the kitchen!"

Best line ever!

I smiled and told him I don't have a kitchen.

You're better than me, my response would have been,

"NOOOOOOO, I can't take your mother's job, she's waiting for you now, I called her and told her you're broke, horny and hungry."

Can't help it.

I'm a man and this is what I think of the women I played live with : usually better than average male, usually on the conservative style and way more agressive than average male. Small sample size though. I discriminate you a little, as I usually give you more credit for being good than men on average.

True story I'm so cool.
See you at the tables ladies.

Was just surfing through parts of 2p2 and found the forum and wanted to say...

fwiw, I enjoy having women around. On the poker tables they're fun to visit with and we've always had good times. One night a woman walked by the table a few times in a Deadwood, SD casino and I finally invited her over. She wanted to learn to play, but she obv was a bit scared of something new.

She finally bought in and a few of us actually helped her out with hand rankings, bets, etc. One guy was being a dick aqbout it and he was told to leave if he didn't like what was going on, she was LEARNING for krissakes. He did end up leaving when he became rude to her.

In choosing between a male or female, I've gone with the women for an accountant, car sales, dentist, etc. The only "guy" in my life is my colonoscopy guy! LOL

So I hope all you ladies realize there are men in the World who enjoy having ladies at the table, and it is still a mental game, and when it comes down to it, the ladies hold over most men in the World!

EN

P.S. Happily married to a wonderful woman and are men allowed to post here? If not, mods please delete. Thanks and good luck to all!