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Old 03-19-2011, 10:10 PM   #1
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This is where we share what the guys think of us :)

Post the "cute" and "funny" comments you get at the table from your fellow table mates who clearly know best

Mods, let me know if this is not ok to post quotes from chat...
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Old 03-19-2011, 10:19 PM   #2
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OK, I'll start

RobbyJames55: you gotta be the worst player on this site katie
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Old 03-19-2011, 11:32 PM   #3
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"I love the ladies!"

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Old 03-19-2011, 11:43 PM   #4
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Re: This is where we share what the guys think of us :)

theAustinite: i thought u were sick for a sec
theAustinite: i ean u still could be
theAustinite: mean*
theAustinite: i dont know u
theAustinite: jus sayin u coulda checked a nine and been really sick is all
theAustinite: but instead u played ak really slow
theAustinite: what are ya a girl or somethin
theAustinite: ?
AAcesFueL [observer]: Get out there what are ya a Girl or somethin?
theAustinite: LMAO
theAustinite: katie actually might be a girl or somethin
theAustinite: thats funz
Dealer: Game #59485529106: jjoll79 wins pot (43,000)
AAcesFueL [observer]: ROFL
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Old 03-20-2011, 09:00 PM   #5
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Re: This is where we share what the guys think of us :)

In a FTP $26 90-man KO

ALPHIESACES: only way they can win
ALPHIESACES: hahahhahahhahahhaa
ALPHIESACES: slut
ALPHIESACES: whore
hotjenny314: ty sir gl

Did I mention that I went on to win?
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Old 03-20-2011, 09:24 PM   #6
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No. You didn't. Make sure you let me know when you mention it so I can congratulate you, though.
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Old 03-21-2011, 03:35 PM   #7
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When I first started playing poker, I entered a small buy-in NLH tournament at Turning Stone Casino. There was a hand where I flopped a monster, so I checked. An older guy at the table bet, and I called. Turn went check / bet / call. I led river. The older guy said as he was mucking, "I'm too old of a tomcat to be fooled by a kitten like you."

To this day, it's probably one of the more memorable things I've heard at a poker table.
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Old 03-21-2011, 03:37 PM   #8
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The older guy said as he was mucking, "I'm too old of a tomcat to be fooled by a kitten like you."
lolololol
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:43 PM   #9
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Aww that's kinda cute. Really old men are my favorite to play poker with, they're usually sweet.
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Old 03-21-2011, 04:47 PM   #10
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I witnessed a ridiculous thing at borgata 5/10. A total idiot got called down on 3 streets by a girl with A high, no draw the whole way. He was so humiliated and he lost it. He told her to blow him and make him a sandwich. She took an excrutiatingly long time to stack all his chips, which I thought was a classy way to annoy the sh*t out of him.
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Old 03-21-2011, 06:10 PM   #11
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I witnessed a ridiculous thing at borgata 5/10. A total idiot got called down on 3 streets by a girl with A high, no draw the whole way. He was so humiliated and he lost it. He told her to blow him and make him a sandwich. She took an excrutiatingly long time to stack all his chips, which I thought was a classy way to annoy the sh*t out of him.

I probably would've said "Anyone got an extra rack anywhere? Can you check behind you?"

(note: the place I play at allows racks on the table)
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Old 03-21-2011, 06:21 PM   #12
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I probably would've said "Anyone got an extra rack anywhere? Can you check behind you?"

(note: the place I play at allows racks on the table)
Hahaha, I like it.
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Old 03-21-2011, 08:43 PM   #13
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Drunk guy in a live MTT a couple weekends ago:
"I'm folding my hand because you're hott and I don't want you to leave. Isn't she hott everyone??"

I had the nuts.
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Old 03-22-2011, 02:31 AM   #14
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Slightly off topic, but last night I was playing NLH live at a table where 4 of the 9 seats were occupied by women. It was the first time that nobody at the table commented on the fact that there were "so many" women at the table. I'd like to take that as a sign that women's presence in higher numbers at a poker table is no longer so rare as to be worthy of comment . . .
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Old 03-22-2011, 05:42 AM   #15
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funny thread
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