I think I can at least put out a top five. Obviously this is only people I've actually seen or heard of before, I'm sure there are tons of other hot guys who play poker that are unknown (to me).

In no particular order:

Tony Dunst (Bond18)




Isaac Haxton




Patrick Antonius




Paul Wasicka




Joe Sebok





I feel like I should preface the last one by saying I don't like a lot of what he's done in poker, but from a strictly aesthetic standpoint, I find him attractive.

Gus Hansen doesn't crack my top five, and probably not my top ten either. I don't find him that hot, myself, but realize I'm in the minority on that one.

In no particular order:

PA
Gus Hansen
Galen Hall
Yev
Anton Wigg.

Good to see you girls getting in on the internet's passion for objectification.

Can't believe I missed Galen. What a dreamboat.

You belong in the top ten, Tony, quit being so humble.

This thread is epic! And I the difference between this thread and NVG's "top women"-type threads-- where it seems to be more about bashing girls for not being perfect. No pointy elbow name-calling here!

I kind of have "poker googles" with guys, i.e. if you play poker very well, and are very considerate/nice and down to earth-- then you're already hot imo.

You mean like this guy? No one else but me mentioned him

I've never actually met him, though yes, he does seem to exceed the qualifications.

Heck yeah he is! I think he's one of the most lovely guys, ever. But I disagree with the hair thing... it was best when it was long and lighter blond (as well as brushed-looking).

patrick antonius FTW. he's dreamy.

Indeed, indeed. *swoon*

Objectification, yes, but you'll noticed that for the most part no one is posting stuff like this just because they don't happen to agree with a particular choice:




We're objectifying, but we're gentle.

Also, as someone else pointed out, a killer personality makes "average" guys pretty hawt, IMO.

Sooo true, shows how awesome TWSSers are

Surprised not to see Prahlad in this thread.

Hahahah, I was totally thinking the same thing after OP referred to it as a "taste of their own medicine".

There is no taste of their own medicine here, only... tasty medicine?

wow, I really have to start playing poker again...

I like them cute

Jetten
Ruthenburg
Smokrok
Katchalov

We're sounding like such guys, creating a massive thread for ranking of hotness :P

Anyway, mine in no particular order:
Eugene Katchelov
Patrik Antonius
Phil Galfond
Paul Wasicka
Isildur
Olivier Busquet
Jason Mercier
Eric Baldwin
Jungleman
21-year old durrrr

Damn, I can't think of a 10th

I claim Galfond!