1. noob

2. noob

3. pro

thats life

heh... "Id love it if you'd show me some naked aces"..

was drunk and Im pretty sure it didnt work...

didnt bother with all the hoops and lame "chick test" bs necessary to find out for sure.

Dinner ? Nah stick w/ something short and sweet at a public place that's easy to escape from for a "get to know you" meet up.

Plus you can always go back to their place for a mac & cheese sandwich if your flop comes up aces!! ;-) and if things go real well you can concentrate on the mac and ask for the sandwich to go!!

this...let your cards do the pickup lines imo...

i'm average in looks department but one time this incredibly hot babe was sitting to my left...i couldn't keep my eyes off her, and neither could anyone else, but I kept my resolve and didn't drool, only looked at her when it was her action...she was wearing this see thruish red dress and wearing dental floss underwear...most beuatiful eyes...guy to my right was trying to talk to her...just jabbering away..it was so annoying...I'm there to win money and don't say a word to her...as i'm collecting everyone's chips i notice she's moved her chair closer and closer to me, and by the end of the session she was butt up against me with our arms touching....I knew I had her rightthen

I'm number 3 by the way....it's very easy to treat women like people when you have a twin sister

"don't worry babe, i'm paying for the next couple rounds of (free) cocktails for you"

thanks buddy

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whew!!

Yeah, this thread is getting to be too much work.

Locked.