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Old 01-26-2012, 07:44 PM   #1
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New Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song

Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song
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Ivey is back playing poker again and here is our poker song about it.

Yo Ivey! That's your last marker boyyyeeeee!
Yo FTP. Let's ship it!

Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.

All right stop.
Deregulate, we're MISSIN'
Ivey's back, with a gamblin' ADDICTION
Dicey, the floor always invites me
Throwin' like TJ, daily and nightly

WILL WE GET OUR FUNDS? Yo, I don't know
Shut off the site, and I'll go
Leavin' the scene, I'm bettin' Mike gonna ramble
Players enraged, I betta block out the scandal

LANCE

Go write another list, foo
I don't wanna be on your cover in full view

THEN LEAVE I'm gettin' action from Chan and Guy
In the U.S. get arrested for felony
Love it or leave it
I'm gonna get PAID
I'm not gonna fold
When the board runs SPADES

Think I have a problem?
Yo, I'm solvent
Check out the 'book while the dealer revolves it

Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.
Dice dice baby.

Sue me.
Chestnoff's on retainer.
Canned Michelle Clayborne, that's a no-brainer.

Split me.
Divorce wasn't pretty.
Now I owe markers all over the city.

Namesake at Aria, can't even play there.
Laugh while Lucietta tries to cash checks from Tiltware.

Missing
At the WSOP, I'm gone.
You kids want a refund, ask your boy Dwan.

Fade ya.
Hidin' out in Australia.
Pledge allegience to the US of Asia.

Comso
Still takin' my action.
Subject Noah needs to write a retraction.

Nerdy white boy with the goofy-ass parodies:
Get off my nuts, go write songs about Barry G.

Gamblin'
It's my favorite past time.
Left all your bankrolls back on the pass line.
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Old 01-27-2012, 03:38 AM   #2
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Re: New Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song

Amazing. WP sir.
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:22 PM   #3
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Awesome, lol'd hard.
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Old 05-22-2012, 03:40 PM   #4
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Re: New Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song

anyone know where we can find this vid?
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Old 05-25-2012, 09:47 AM   #5
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anyone know where we can find this vid?
It is gone, gone, GONE!

Try Pokertube maybe?
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Old 06-05-2012, 06:27 AM   #6
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Old 06-14-2012, 05:48 PM   #7
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bring back **** You
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Old 06-15-2012, 11:06 AM   #8
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Re: New Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song

In response to all the questions/demands regarding missing videos, I recently made a post on my website. Some will be fully restored, some will be partially restored, and some are gone forever. Dice Dice Baby falls into the gone forever category.

**** You falls into the partially restored category. But not any time soon.
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:14 PM   #9
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Re: New Video: Dice Dice Baby - Phil Ivey Song

Overall, the key to poker is to apply your advantage. Keep applying your advantage throughout the entire duration you spend playing the game as opposed to continually resting your mind on your disadvantages and allowing them to drive you absolutely insane. Keeping track of your winning throughout each 100 hands or so is the simplest way to keep track of your swings and determine whether or not you are consistently playing a game that is allowing you to win. Rounding the winning games and losing games out of 100 by ten will give you your odds of what percentage you are likely to win at each game. Keep the mathematics simple and do not let a few bad hands get you down. One of the keys to poker is to measure your uncertainty to simple mathematics and continue playing your top game in order to keep these numbers consistently high.

Hello everyone!

Keep safe! Have a good day ^_^

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