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Old 09-10-2011, 09:24 AM   #196
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Re: PooBah Post: You suck at poker.

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It's sometimes annoying to read your posts because I have to reread them. No offense.

You're over 40, it's none of my business but stop denying it...

I've played you, you started goin berserk in chat and even openshoving sometimes.

We can play an infinite amount of games, we've played quite a lot of games already. you did not win.

the self-critical part is just pure bull****, I have several skype chatlogs that contain chats of you bragging about how good you are, how everybody else at your stake sucks, and how high your ROI is. Your ROI is not even 3% and when I called you out you wisely didn't say ****.

8% is bull****, i can look it up for you if you want.

we can further discuss this in pm's if you want
overall roi is under 3% yes. as i run bad this whole year and i had a major tilt. last year i had above 8%. filter filter filter...and reveal your stars ID then we can play. but i know u will not have the balls to do so...LOL

i looked it up: 1.4k games ROI 8.59% more than half of the games 22$,33$ some 11$ few 6$

you dont need to make such an offense all the time against me, just to distinguish yourself

--> close here. wrong post
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Old 09-10-2011, 09:33 AM   #197
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Re: PooBah Post: You suck at poker.

chichenitza whats ur sn?
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Old 09-10-2011, 11:33 AM   #198
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overall roi is under 3% yes. as i run bad this whole year and i had a major tilt. last year i had above 8%. filter filter filter...and reveal your stars ID then we can play. but i know u will not have the balls to do so...LOL

i looked it up: 1.4k games ROI 8.59% more than half of the games 22$,33$ some 11$ few 6$

you dont need to make such an offense all the time against me, just to distinguish yourself

--> close here. wrong post
you just said you tilted once. you really think that because of that ONE time you tilted, your ROI dropped for over 5%? think again.

and "last year I had..." doesn't count. How is that relevant/impressive? it's about what your ROI is now and not what it once was or could have been.

There's several people who know my stars ID, it's not a real big deal, I just like the way it is right now so I don't plan on telling a lot of people my sn (including you).
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Old 09-10-2011, 04:16 PM   #199
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you just said you tilted once. you really think that because of that ONE time you tilted, your ROI dropped for over 5%? think again.

and "last year I had..." doesn't count. How is that relevant/impressive? it's about what your ROI is now and not what it once was or could have been.

There's several people who know my stars ID, it's not a real big deal, I just like the way it is right now so I don't plan on telling a lot of people my sn (including you).
you suck at poker
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Old 09-10-2011, 05:37 PM   #200
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He sucks worse at 2p2
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Old 09-11-2011, 07:23 AM   #201
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Re: PooBah Post: You suck at poker.

I saw this thread bumped recently, and didn't click on it because I've read it many times before, but again today and started wondering.. what's going on with that thread? People must be coming up with all kinds of awesome mental game theories and stuff... ways to learn how to accept one's faults in poker, how to remove one's ego from the game, how to stop focusing on luck, etc...

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Poker is weird that way... If we were playing basketball and couldn't make a free-throw we would probably ask someone better than us to help us with our technique. We would probably get a lot of weird looks if we just complained about our unlucky free-throw or how bad we run at basketball.

Taking my ego out and realizing that I suck at poker has been one of the best things that ever happened for my game. When you know you suck, you can work and improve. If you are 'just running bad', there isn't a ****ing thing you can do.
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Old 11-13-2011, 04:41 PM   #202
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wonderful post, thanks!!!
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Old 11-14-2011, 08:33 AM   #203
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great post OP. It took me a long time to realize most of what you said, and my game took off when I finally discovered the confidence that you talk about (and pretty much took tilt out of the eqation). The greatest thing I learn about poker is that if you do it for the money you will never make any. If you play poker to acheive zen and learn to control yourself and your emotions, then you will be truly great.
Splendid reply to a splendid post. It was quite the wake up call.
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Old 01-04-2012, 05:05 AM   #204
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Old 01-21-2012, 10:34 PM   #205
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OP spoke volumes for me, will be skim re-reading a bunch before my sessions, thanks OP, you rock
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Old 02-21-2012, 08:00 AM   #206
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This is one of the best posts ever!

Thank you very much
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Old 02-21-2012, 10:05 AM   #207
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this is undoubtedly my favourite poo bah
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:14 PM   #208
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Awesome post! <3 it!
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Old 05-17-2012, 06:08 AM   #209
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Awesome post man! It inspired me a lot!
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Old 05-17-2012, 06:28 PM   #210
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This was the best poobah ever. I think I know it by hart by now!
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