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Old 09-02-2011, 09:01 PM   #91501
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im curious, what is the oldest age you all have hooked up with, and what was the sagage like?
Not certain, but then again I did not ask your Mom her age. As for "sagage" all I can say is that you must have been an extremely large-headed baby.
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:23 PM   #91502
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Not certain, but then again I did not ask your Mom her age. As for "sagage" all I can say is that you must have been an extremely large-headed baby.
So sick of your mum ****, it's all so old and no longer funny.
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:27 PM   #91503
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So sick of your mum ****, it's all so old and no longer funny.
Was it ever funny?
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:31 PM   #91504
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46 and she was SMOKIN with clothes on, after that, ewww wtf was I thinking
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Old 09-02-2011, 09:56 PM   #91505
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drunk >poker. <3 HU
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:07 PM   #91506
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39 and pretty hot
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:15 PM   #91507
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46 and she was SMOKIN with clothes on, after that, ewww wtf was I thinking
If 46 is what she told you - I'm thinking 52.
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:39 PM   #91508
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Got inspired by THOAC's thread, so made a blog/goal thread myself

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17.../#post28516391
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Old 09-03-2011, 12:37 AM   #91509
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Got inspired by THOAC's thread, so made a blog/goal thread myself

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17.../#post28516391
for the record, link didnt work for me
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Old 09-03-2011, 01:17 AM   #91510
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im curious, what is the oldest age you all have hooked up with, and what was the sagage like?
Ive been older then every single chick ive slept with, not a pedo btw haha.

mind you, im not picky and there are prob lots of 50yo+ i would bang (im 24)!
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Old 09-03-2011, 01:39 AM   #91511
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Im not banging over 38 if I can help it
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:08 AM   #91512
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Im not banging under 82 if i can help it

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Old 09-03-2011, 02:15 AM   #91513
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im curious, what is the oldest age you all have hooked up with, and what was the sagage like?
Here are my guesses:

Me and a buddy got high on weed and coke and went to a massage parlour to get our dicks rubbed. But instead of a nice girl, this old hag came in the room and I was too high to say no..what a mess that way. I couldn't get a hard-on for a looooong time, but finally she got me up an I ****ed her bones and wrinkles and all. NASTY. Worst of all, I had to pay $30 for that ****. She was easily over 50 and I was 21. When I woke up next day and realized what I had done, I was so disturbed I didn't leave the house for 2 days. It was ****ed up.

This 47 yr. old British man I worked with was sophisticated and very good looking. He taught me quite a bit about sexuality from the other side. Although old, he was patient, confident, suave and confident. That was a positive experience for sure. He also had a blue Jag and wore expensive stuff like Italian loafers and Armani suits and he bought me stuff too.

I was broke in uni and had bills to pay so I did some male modeling in 1st and 2nd yr. The lady from the agency who hired me (~45-50 yrs.) came on to me and I figured if I ****ed her a few times I would get more paychecks. It worked! The money was pretty good and paid for my books and some tuition. But in 3rd year, I did a full spread of underwear modeling on a poster in downtown Montreal, my sister saw it, told my mom, and that was that. I had to quit the easy $$$ and go work as a waiter for min. wage..that sucked.

BTW, youngest was a 13 yr. old girl (I was 17)

Sorry u asked, arent' u?!
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:23 AM   #91514
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Hmmm are you bi? I think hugh hefner was
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:42 AM   #91515
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Here are my guesses:

Me and a buddy got high on weed and coke and went to a massage parlour to get our dicks rubbed. But instead of a nice girl, this old hag came in the room and I was too high to say no..what a mess that way. I couldn't get a hard-on for a looooong time, but finally she got me up an I ****ed her bones and wrinkles and all. NASTY. Worst of all, I had to pay $30 for that ****. She was easily over 50 and I was 21. When I woke up next day and realized what I had done, I was so disturbed I didn't leave the house for 2 days. It was ****ed up.

This 47 yr. old British man I worked with was sophisticated and very good looking. He taught me quite a bit about sexuality from the other side. Although old, he was patient, confident, suave and confident. That was a positive experience for sure. He also had a blue Jag and wore expensive stuff like Italian loafers and Armani suits and he bought me stuff too.

I was broke in uni and had bills to pay so I did some male modeling in 1st and 2nd yr. The lady from the agency who hired me (~45-50 yrs.) came on to me and I figured if I ****ed her a few times I would get more paychecks. It worked! The money was pretty good and paid for my books and some tuition. But in 3rd year, I did a full spread of underwear modeling on a poster in downtown Montreal, my sister saw it, told my mom, and that was that. I had to quit the easy $$$ and go work as a waiter for min. wage..that sucked.

BTW, youngest was a 13 yr. old girl (I was 17)

Sorry u asked, arent' u?!
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Last edited by squirrelbait; 09-03-2011 at 02:46 AM. Reason: you banged a 13 yr old. your stories a terrible. pls stop
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