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[Trankuility]

Originally Posted by skates

Also I need to buy like, $500-$800 worth of **** tonight on Amazon (concierge to help clear my account). What should I get? I don't smoke, don't really play video games unless they're anxiety free (lame sissy games), and I already plan to get a heated towel rack.

I would entertain things like a ball pit.

Get yourself a good robe. Will cost around $120 but well worth it. Also get some warm sheets. They don't cost much and aren't glamorous but flannel sheets are so awesome when it's cold season, about $20-40 a set. Another thing to get, a good Peacoat, which is a must have for any distinguished gentleman that likes to stay both cozy and fashionable ;p . That will be anywhere from $150-300. Then use the rest to buy some luxurious stuff like a spa/massage treatment package to congratulate yourself on the hard work making SNE. Great way to celebrate while destressing.

[donnyberretta]

Originally Posted by yaqh

ima nit and mostly havent moved up

i'm so nitty i'm only playing top set on a dry board atm...

[donnyberretta]

Originally Posted by donnyberretta

i'm so nitty i'm only playing top set on a dry board atm...

whoops just misclicked folded a set of queens against kings! gotta get off the forum now!

[Chumplestultz]

Originally Posted by skates

Also I'm being really lame and playing FPP hyper turbo sats to the million because I've been brutally uninspired.

haha oh come on, ITS A ROBOTIC VACUUM CLEANER!

picture this, you're sitting at your desk typing away, it's been a real bad day and you're a little frustrated. the internet keeps disconnecting, you commented that girls facebook photo 20 minutes ago and she STILL hasn't replied, even though she's clearly online or maybe you're regretting purchasing NBA2k cause the button to steal is also the shoot button and spamming it to steal the ball results in you accidentally shooting the ball from across the court about 50% of the time. i dunno, whatever the reason you're sitting there pretty down on life.

but what's this? you hear a little tap as the door slowly opens, and, as if sensing your stress, in rolls the vacuum! he cruises in and starts vacuuming round under the desk! cuter than primos puppy dog it starts playing with your feet as you giggle like a girl. you sit back, smile on face and look under the desk. "oh vacuum, you were the best purchase i ever made. thanks for cheering me up buddy"

you sit on the couch watching tv and the thing cruises around doing the vacuuming ffs, how is this not +lifeEV?

[skates]

I already have a ballin peacoat, just ask Another_Rack.

Great call on the bedding. I'm just gonna buy a ton of bedding. Love it.

Thoughts on body-care products? (other than that ball-tingle stuff). I've got super sensitive skin and don't shave much, but have been abusing myself with terrible shower products for years.

I'm going to buy a new electric razor... ship thattttt.

[superleeds90]

You should sell robotic vacuum cleaners for a living, that was a very good sales pitch

[ChicagoRy]

Chumple, I have a garage full of dust that needs to be sold and I think that you're the man to do it.

[skates]

Are you talking about the roomba?

[paulgees822]

Originally Posted by ChicagoRy

Definitely need to name this person in here so that other regulars know who was trying to scam you.

Most of the guys are good people, but unfortunately there are a few greedy ****s out there, much like the real world and they just don't have the strength to do the right thing.

i wouldn't go as far as saying the dude is a scammer. and i dont agree with airing this dudes name out as a scammer thats a pretty big deal to be called that..maybe there was a misunderstanding. i have no idea who this is im just saying dont jump to conclusions b4 knowing it all..imooooo

[Chumplestultz]

haha no way can a new electric razor be the victor, it's way too useful/normal imo. you have 800 to spend here, pretty much entirely just because you can. there's no regretting this purchase. this is a rare opportunity, we need something utterly pointless. nothing says baller like spending money on something so completely unneccesary. as long as its cool though. has to be cool, like the ball pit idea.

and yeah i'm talking about the roomba. i don't know if that's a good brand or not, i just went for the most expensive one haha. i'm sure we could find one that also brings you milkshakes or something. hmmm, maybe they have robotic waiters. i'm thinking pretty much like roomba except it doesn't vacuum and it lives in the fridge and brings you drinks when you want it too. kinda like a giant rolling beer coaster. could probably do with the vacuuming function actually.

anyways, what about a UFO detector?
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-.../dp/B000FVUKKO

or, and i know this may sound pretty weird, but do know how many awesome things you can do with a garage full of dust? PM me if you want and we can sort out a deal. we're talking high quality dust here.

[ChicagoRy]

Originally Posted by paulgees822

i wouldn't go as far as saying the dude is a scammer. and i dont agree with airing this dudes name out as a scammer thats a pretty big deal to be called that..maybe there was a misunderstanding. i have no idea who this is im just saying dont jump to conclusions b4 knowing it all..imooooo

I only agree if what the guy said was not the truth.

His story looks pretty black and white to me, if he's telling the truth the guy was at least doing a scummy angleshoot:

"I was sitting at a high stakes 4 man and another reg joined. I chatted with the reg during his match and we were on pretty good terms. He busted in the first round and I won the first round.

When I was in the 2nd round playing a fish we talked about chopping 4mans and swapped aim information.

I ended up taking it down and we talked about playing more together. The reg then comes back and says "so you are sending the money from the last 4man right". I assumed that if it wasn't agreed upon before then we weren't chopping but this reg says that he wouldn't have sat with me if he didn't think we were chopping."

[Newff]

Skates how's the bass with those Sennheiser HD280's, think I'm gonna buy those. Listen to mostly hip hop, trance, and house so these are good for that?

[Trankuility]

Originally Posted by All_or_Nothing

Cmon don't say that and then offer no links or anything!!

You on about Bose or smth? I've never tried any headphones that were as good as them tbh. I do think their over-priced though, but still....skates is a balla! :P

I use Grado SR225's. They ****ing rock. Definitely not for quiet grinding. More for hearing music they way it was intended. Just gotta make sure you have high quality mp3's or you'll easily hear all the imperfections. But when you have quality tracks it's like you're right there with the musicians.

[IcarusJam]

skates i have the same headphones and can vouch for teh epixness.

after you get these you can not go back to regular headphones for example, a moment in my life for you guys.

i'm sitting in the livin room grinding, and i have all my **** set up, like a station, and my parents are watching tv, and they flick on opera

motherfking OPERA this fat cow wouldn't stfu, so i say, hey can you guys turn it (with my normal earbuds in), they are like no gtfo, and i'm like mfker my headphones are in my friends car which is like 50 minutes away, FML i don't wanna move everything, and tilted and had to shut down the sesh.

/vent/rant/MLIA

[Chumplestultz]

and then as icarus sits there, cursing his life, the door opens slowly and in rolls....

roombaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqhIMFQNGCg

this thing doesn't vacuum, it goes on CLEANING MISSIONS.