***HU SNG REGS THREAD***

[LiarsDice]

Originally Posted by another_rack

jfc its slow on Stars right now, Whasup in $345 and BCM11 in $115

had been wondering what jfc meant finally googled it figured out its jesus ****ing christ..

I thought it meant just ****ing crazy

[Newff]

It's been taking me like 1-2 mins just to get a game at the $21 reg speeds on FT lol, sick

[palinca]

Originally Posted by Joe Pulaski

im borderline blackout... who wants to play some mother****ing games *****?

aso thoac the 2-3 times we ve played howd you classify me?

jaws washinfig on ftp

Are you sure you want to know the answer to this?

Do you not know about the THOAC 2 group theory?

[taikogod]

Originally Posted by kukulcan

you are argueing like a woman with what you wanted to read between my lines isof what i have really said and what i really meant...pussy!
i will sit you soon...smile...after dec 15th!

where have you been the past week?
i see your little heater has ended. i hope you didn't actually think you were better at the 30s than at the 10s.

[Newff]

Originally Posted by taikogod

where have you been the past week?
i see your little heater has ended. i hope you didn't actually think you were better at the 30s than at the 10s.

Oh snap

[Booo]

can anyone ship me $1k on ftp for $1k on cake?

[Joe Pulaski]

ugh i wanna shoot myself in the face, i came back from this club at like 4 am last night and proceeded to lose about 500 bucks just open shoving it appears at 100s. **** MY LIFE im so goddamn retarded.

[DopeyMcDope]

Originally Posted by genher

sounds like he beat you a few times
(just kidding)
Seriously 9%ROI, $40000 over 6 months at $75 average game ...what a fish!!!

I don't know him and I haven't played him but he can't be that bad...can he?

OMFG. Beating fish over huge volume isn't hard and doesn't make them a good player. It means they are capable of exploiting fish tendencies. But when matched against a thinking or winning player, he doesn't have a clue and thinks that his usual style will be good enough. No signs of adjusting and just waits for some kind of a hand then goes with it and hopes it's good enough.

Not saying that he is a fish, he just isn't very good at all as a reg.

Originally Posted by Cog Dissonance

Just for the record THOAC recognizes two groups of players:

Group 1: Players who he considers OK. Not good mind you, just OK.
This group consists of about 4 people.

Group 2: The rest. They are all unbelievably horrible.

However he backs his beliefs up by playing everyone in group two relentlessly.

HAHA. This is so true.

Group 0: God-like (himself)

[TGSM89]

4 - 1 vs thomansy, these were some fun hands


Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $110 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (BTN/SB): t895 M = 14.92
EndgameP (BB): t2105 M = 35.08

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 J
Hero calls t20, EndgameP checks

Flop: (t80) 7 A 2 (2 players)
EndgameP checks, Hero bets t40, EndgameP raises to t160, Hero raises to t280, EndgameP raises to t2065 all in, Hero calls t575 all in

Turn: (t1790) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t1790) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t1790
Hero shows 7 J (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
EndgameP shows 8 5 (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins t1790


Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $110 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

EndgameP (BB): t1420 M = 23.67
Hero (BTN/SB): t1580 M = 26.33

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with A 5
Hero raises to t80, EndgameP calls t40

Flop: (t160) 2 4 2 (2 players)
EndgameP checks, Hero bets t80, EndgameP raises to t400, Hero raises to t1360, EndgameP calls t940 all in

Turn: (t2840) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2840) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2840
EndgameP shows T 9 (two pair, Nines and Twos)
Hero shows A 5 (two pair, Aces and Twos)
Hero wins t2840


he said he would play me again tommorow at the 220s, hopefully I get some action there

and after hand 1 "first rule of poker, never try and bluff a retard"

gonna end today, been a nice week now, +$2.7k

[All_or_Nothing]

Security token came, ship. Even though i don't play on FTP anymore (unless im playing hu4rollz with grow in $1 turbos! and getting owned fml), still good to have. Gona order one for stars as well.

[TGSM89]

Originally Posted by All_or_Nothing

Security token came, ship. Even though i don't play on FTP anymore (unless im playing hu4rollz with grow in $1 turbos! and getting owned fml), still good to have. Gona order one for stars as well.

mine came aswell today, but I was out and got sent back to the depot. might not get it for when I go back home tommorow.. TILT

[rendalli]

I installed this "Digipass" application on my mobile phone. It's just 3000FTP's and works like a charm (same functionality as the token). You could use it as a backup if you don't have the token on you.
Edit: nvm - I didn't read properly - i thought you had already activated your token and now couldn't log into FT because you didnt have it on you (in these cases the mobile app would be good to have....)

[yaqh]

wow the new fee to have a thread in the coaching forum (200/month) seems a bit steep

[All_or_Nothing]

Originally Posted by yaqh

wow the new fee to have a thread in the coaching forum (200/month) seems a bit steep

Yeah i agree. Just as well i've stopped coaching lol. Takes up far too much time, it's ridic.

[Newff]

Originally Posted by yaqh

wow the new fee to have a thread in the coaching forum (200/month) seems a bit steep

Sucks for the cheap coaches.