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Obviously he is such a nice guy that he is allowed to break the terms of service and none of you blink an eye. No problem guys keep on flaming me. I was playing against an opponent who I thought was somebody and was in fact somebody else - this breaks stars ToS whether it was a friend or not. I wonder if somebody did this to you would I come to your thread and post a picture of a fat lady, probably not.

This is the most unintentionally hilarious post in the history of 2p2.

WTF do you mean, none of us blink an eye? WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU ****ING IMBECILE.

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03-05-2010 , 05:31 PM

#152

sejje

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Oh and I guess it means Cog wasn't a liar after all. The dude truthfully told you in chat that he does not coach poker.

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03-05-2010 , 05:32 PM

#153

palinca

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Originally Posted by Nostalgica

Sorry I missed some posts because of internet...

Okay, I don't think Cog is shady, whatever, but I think asking why someone who's supposed to be respectable or whatever lied is a valid enquiry, and that a simple short answer should be expected, explaining it.

I also do not think a person who is the nicest guy ever would "not bother with this POS". It's understandable if you do, as you're not a coach or whatever, but Cog? Isn't it strange considering everyone's saying he's the nicest guy ever but all he can do is make a joke without answering any of the OP's questions about Cog's integrity or whatever? Really, not even a "I just didn't want to talk" which would've easily EASILY shut the OP up? What just because everyone's bashing OP he can join in and pretend no questions were asked?

I say this partially because I was told there is more to this going on that what is being said because he's telling me something about getting to PokerStars or whatever.

Oh, and after all this, I'd stake him for a HU prop bet if you give OP odds, since everyone thinks he'll get crushed. Overreacting or not, popular with the "in" crowd or not, I do not consider it a "sick beat" that he's my friend, so that part of the thread can be solved in a hu4rollz everyone loves and never sees happen.

fyp

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03-05-2010 , 05:35 PM

#154

mjifi

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Originally Posted by Radeh

not enough love? )) lol

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03-05-2010 , 05:36 PM

#155

sejje

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No love because that's some comic radeh found on the internet by searching google images for "cognitive dissonance."

And it's not that funny, even in this context.

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03-05-2010 , 05:44 PM

#156

mersenneary

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It's not even cognitive dissonance.

Anyway, time to clean up this thread.

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03-05-2010 , 05:47 PM

#157

ShadowInq

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Hey OP, what's that place you like to eat at with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy **** on the walls?

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03-05-2010 , 05:57 PM

#158

Zeuk

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I was going to try and post my first level but after finishing my cup of tea the moment is lost.

Instead i feel that these calm words my help ease the tension in this thread:

"Don’t look for the flaws as you go through life;
And even when you find them,
It is wise and kind to be somewhat blind
And look for the virtue behind them."

OP you need a role model and a hug, release the anger and increase the peace, no one owes you anything in this world, dont be dissapointed when you get it.

Cog, Illegitimi non carborundum

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03-05-2010 , 06:06 PM

#159

mjifi

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Originally Posted by sejje

No love because that's some comic radeh found on the internet by searching google images for "cognitive dissonance."

And it's not that funny, even in this context.

nit

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03-05-2010 , 06:10 PM

#160

OreosAndMilk

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Lol, as I thought he can do no wrong. Idk where people got $10 from and telling me im not +EV or something. I have crushed 10s like a year ago, IDK even if I played 10s.

Anyway I guess stars support will judge it fairly. Fwiw Cognitive Dissonance is actually some sort of saint in my eyes compared to some of you.

Ty for the comparison to Obama, i'm not sure he can beat $10s though.

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03-05-2010 , 06:29 PM

#161

mersenneary

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I deleted a few posts and gave out a couple of infractions. Don't circumvent the filter, and don't go on divergent tirades while you do so. And this isn't NVG, I know it's esentially an LC thread, but posting "this thread is gay" images adds nothing.

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03-05-2010 , 06:40 PM

#162

DocDevil

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Originally Posted by mersenneary

OK mers, won't happen again...

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03-05-2010 , 07:49 PM

#163

IheardJoeblows

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Originally Posted by shyturtle27

Song worthy thread.

I hope so cause here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInJ3a7SPtQ

I´m trying to get good at the pokahs and I need cash for coaching, also the guy who is making these beats for me is always going busto on superturbo games.

oh and here is a mp3 link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/73361443a5929ba2/

hope ya likes.

Last edited by ChicagoRy; 03-06-2010 at 03:02 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 07:51 PM

#164

viennashaker

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First.. EPic song.. Great Job hahha.. Iheardjoeblows youre the best! The intro is so good!

Edit: I cnat stop laughing this is soooooooooooooooo good

Edit 2: I think this is my fav song of all 3

Last edited by viennashaker; 03-05-2010 at 08:11 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 08:01 PM

#165

ac on

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cliffs on thread:
"a guy who does not speak english well did not converse with me in english. this confuses and enrages me. i will have to get to the bottom of this mess.

oh hey, it wasn't you? good, because if it was you, id be SUPER SUPER pissed off. as it stands, im only SUPER pissed off (because the guy who was not you decided to tell me gg), so im going to report you to pokerstars >

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03-05-2010 , 08:07 PM

#166

Newff

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OMG...song so sick

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03-05-2010 , 08:35 PM

#167

ac on

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Originally Posted by IheardJoeblows

I hope so cause here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInJ3a7SPtQ

oh and here is a mp3 link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/73361443a5929ba2/

hope ya likes.

yes

Last edited by ChicagoRy; 03-06-2010 at 03:42 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 08:43 PM

#168

AlaskaForever

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awesong song man!!! Shipped 5$ to stars, its 5% my stars roll, lol, cant do better right now, hope you get your coaching.

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03-05-2010 , 08:43 PM

#169

DocDevil

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Originally Posted by IheardJoeblows

I hope so cause here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInJ3a7SPtQ

oh and here is a mp3 link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/73361443a5929ba2/

hope ya likes.

omg dude!! ur my favorite poster!!! awesome as always, hope this one goes to pokercast too!!!

Last edited by ChicagoRy; 03-06-2010 at 03:41 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 08:46 PM

#170

IN THE OVEN

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Originally Posted by IheardJoeblows

I hope so cause here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yInJ3a7SPtQ

oh and here is a mp3 link: http://www.zshare.net/audio/73361443a5929ba2/

hope ya likes.

Amazing again. Very good job.

Last edited by ChicagoRy; 03-06-2010 at 03:41 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 08:54 PM

#171

Nostalgica

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Song is epic.

Edit: I wish I had a song made after me. Life is unfair.

Last edited by Nostalgica; 03-05-2010 at 08:59 PM.

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03-05-2010 , 10:02 PM

#172

sejje

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i wonder if joeblow could make a living making songs for epic threads

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03-05-2010 , 10:05 PM

#173

yaqh

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probably about how weird al got his start

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03-05-2010 , 10:18 PM

#174

ConcreteDonkey

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awesome song

also I don't understand the point of account sharing. Why not ship the money to a friend's account instead of letting him play directly?