Hello everyone,

I am Lotgrinder.

A few years ago I made my first thread in this forum and a lot of you posters helped me prove that, "A strong spirit will always transcend the rules," by staking me to play in 2013 World Series of Poker main event even though I had zero tournament experience and was only making $17 a hour at live $1/$2 No Limit Hold Em at that time.

Since then I've gone on to have a successful cash game career and am now averaging $45 a hour at $2/$5 NLHE and $55 a hour at $1/$3 PLO with a $5 bring in. But, as you can see in this thread, I've never forgot about any of you bastards that took the time to send me $25, $50, $100, $500, or $1000 towards that first World Series of Poker main event I played in.

Yup, that's me, I'm the guy that charges mark up even when I don't have the tournament results to back it up and I'm the guy that gives my investors tournament free-rolls when I've been killing it in the cash games because the way my investors and I measure success isn't solely based in the money won and loss column for any particular tournament or tournament series.

And while we are on the subject of success, allow me to steal a poem from Ralph Waldo Emerson that I feel defines it perfectly.

"What is Success?

To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children.

To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends.

To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others.

To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition.

To know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;
This is to have succeeded."

So, it is without any further ado that I'd like to invite all of you to the first annual "The People's Party" to take place at The Palms Casino and Resort during the week of June 6th to June 13th with the official date yet to be announced because I am still deciding if I'd like to get the suite listed below for one or two nights. Will take any of you big shooters input as to what days would be best for our get together. I am thinking June 9th,10th,11th, or 12th would be best though.

The Palm's Two Story Sky Villa Suite

The rules for the party are quite simple.

1. I do not care how VIP you think you are or what gender you identify with, if you have a d*ck, you'll be paying $100 to get into my party.

2. I do not care how VIP you think you are or how attractive you think you are, if you have a vagina you will get into my party for free, but if you are an annoying c*nt you will be asked to politely leave.

3. No backpacks or male purses allowed unless they have high quality illicit drugs inside them that you're willing to share.

4. No scarfs, drinking green tea, or promoting vegan diets unless you agree in advance to let everyone call you a fagg*t.

5. No creeping out or being rude to any of the ladies.

6. No making fun of anyone's dance moves.

7. This isn't a poker table, so sunglasses of all kinds are actually encouraged. Especially if you have a problem staring at all the sexy ladies and don't want to get thrown out for breaking rule number five.

8. No making fun of Officer Sullivan and the fact he's never solved an actual crime despite being on The Detroit Police force for more than thirteen years.

9. No making fun of my Hendon Mob statistics.

10. No begging for stakes, this is my party, only I get to beg for stakes.

Once I have thirty people signed up for the party, I can officially reserve the room for one night. Once I have sixty people signed up for the party, I can officially reserve the room for two nights. There is four master bedrooms in this suite. If you're interested in paying 2k a night for a master bedroom for yourself and your people feel free to instant message me. If the party falls on a day you can not attend or if you end up running deep in any events and can not attend your $100 is fully refundable. So, please IM me or post here if you'd like to attend the party and make sure to have the $100 available to send me via Chase Quickpay, Paypal, Venmo, Square Cash, Moneygram, or Western Union. Once I have one hundred people signed up for or inside the party the only way you're going to be able to get in is if I have you on my list of investors that can be found here.

In addition to "The People's Party," I would also like to play in this years World Series of Poker Main Event and am looking to sell 70% of my action at no mark up.

I'll take $50 stakes and up.

In the event of a big score, if you expect to get paid in full, I will need all applicable tax information.

I'll be updating often in this thread and on www.lotgrinder.com often.

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If you're wondering what's going to separate me from the rest of the competition at this years World Series of Poker, my answer to you is simple. When I get my money in ahead, I plan to hold more often than my opponents and when I get my money in bad, I plan to suck out more often than my opponents. If I see someone running good, I'm just going to run better. There's going to be absolutely nothing my opponents can do about it. My two hole cards are just going to want it more than anyone else's. So, gets your stakes in while there's still time and rest assured every green tea drinking, scarf wearing, veggie burrito eating, euro lagtarding, backpacking poker fgt will learn to fear this fanny pack by the conclusion of the main event.

The Party
$100-Dachimp

The Main Event
10%-Tom H

you should write for pokernews. Good stuff man. I arrive in Vegas 10 June, let the festivities begin. I think several of the followers of your thread will prob be grinding the Milly Maker on 11 June which starts early.

Anyways, let me know when you want me to make the paper airplane with the hundo and sling it your way.

This better include some good drinks dammit!

I am looking into getting official wrist bands and tickets made right now. Meaning that for $100 you will get a wrist band that allows you to enter + re-enter the party and five drink tickets. Meaning you will get five drinks on the house. I could say "all you can drink," but then fukking NITs will be getting all pissed off when I don't hand them over a 5th of grey goose for themselves. Obviously, you are more than welcome and encouraged to bring your own liquor if you'd like. And if you bring a group of four guys, four girls, or course we'll look to give you your own little area of the party where you can sit, make your drinks, hang out, etc. Then, if the party fills to capacity or near capacity, one sure way to probably get yourself in for free would be to show up with a boat load of liquor or a few more ladies. Me and my friends are very easy to get along with. I am not lying when I say people from all over the world fly into Michigan to party with us during Detroit Electronic Music Festival, also known as Movement. I have a 2500 square foot condo a mile away from the festival and it's always a seventy two hour party during that time.

Don't really need to invest to cheer for you but want to lock up 1% feel good for the Emerson quote. Can do BoA or other methods? PM your preference.

RUn better than the rest

Wish I was going out to Vegas this year. Looks sick as hell. GL dude. Keep doin you!

2% please. Cash in Vegas.

I think I very much want to be a part of this party.

Bonus: This is the almost the exact week I'm in town (4-12) for mixed games.
Double Bonus: Staying at Palms Place, so I don't even have to drive there.

The Party
$100-Dachimp
$100-Keshaldra
$200- TiltYourMum +1

The Main Event
10%-Tom H
2%-nm14er
1%- Vookenmeister
.5%- cougars4444
1%-TiltYourMum

Looking like the party's date will be on June 9,10,11, or 12th.

Will have more information shortly.

Hey Lot

i take 1% of main event and ill send $200 for me and a friend to the PARTY

GOGOGO

Great. Sounds good. Please remember this is "The People's Party." If you know any good people, guys or girls, feel free to invite them. Anyone who would like to attend can send $200, $300, $400, and then I will put you on guest list +1,+2, or +3. Also, like I said, the suite has four master bedrooms, and I can get them to have one king bed or two double beds, whatever you'd prefer. The master bedrooms would be 2k for the night. I have lots of festivities for the party planned. One of which will be a three hour Prince set from midnight until 3am, and then I'll have my favorite live DVDs of all time being played in the entertainment room. I am also ripping all these obscure, unreleased, and hard to find Prince videos to a DVD as well that I plan to present. Obviously, the main room of the party's music will be party music for the ladies to enjoy. But, I have a lot of good music to share with everyone who attends in another room like these two tracks, taken from the best live DVD of all time.

"Burning Down The House."

"This Must Be The Place."

The real question about the party... Will there be a stripper pole?

I prefer a family oriented affair from 5pm until 10pm, but as the night goes on, yeah, I fully expect it to get weird. And although strippers aren't really my thing, of course I wouldn't object to any showing up if they have the right attitude and are there to party.