Greetings,

Welcome to Rise of The Bull: The Quest For The People's Ring.

The thread that will go down as the greatest in 2+2 Marketplace Live Staking Forum History.

You know, I didn't intend to get back into the tournament games this quickly, but word on the streets of Detroit is that I am a wanted for murder.

Those righteous little pigs dressed in blue are after me and using the thread below as proof that I've been killing it at the cash games.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17...celet-1357608/

So, as I was sitting here scratching my nuts, fine tuning my fantasy football team, staring at the empty bed where my hot ass 22 year old girl friend used to be laying naked waiting to suck me, and planning my escape route....

I thought about the one thing that's brought me the most happiness over the last year of my life...and no, it wasn't the blowjobs while watching Sportscenter.

It was "The People" and playing poker in "The People's Robe."

This made me think that it might be time for "The People's Champ" to make a comeback.

Then, I decided to take a look at Cardplayer, Bluff, and Ante Up poker magazines. After that, all the poker news websites who will give any girl they plucked out of Hooters a job in journalism. Finally, I got to looking at all these professional poker player's twitters and the amount of virtual smiling, glad-handing, and ass licking they do left me appalled.

Poker fans deserve a better hero to look up to...

This is when I knew it was time for "The People's Champ" to make a comeback.

So, I am here once again and I am asking you to take part in something as new and exciting as Miley Cirus's skank no ass at all twerking on live on MTV.

Here's the deal.

WSOP Circuit Event Cincinnati:

Event #2

Flight B

Sat Sep. 21st $365

Flight C

Sun Sep. 22nd $365

Event #7

Wed Sep. 25th $580

24 Hours Of $1/$2 NLHE Action

Thursday Sep. 19th 8 hours/$400

Friday Sep. 20th 8 hours/$400

Saturday Sep. 20th 8 hours/$400

Total needed for "The People's Bankroll."

($2510 + $90 in mark up= $2,600.)

1%= $26.00
2%= $52.00
4%= $104.00
10%=$260.00

Selling up to 50%, will be playing no matter what, don't be a pussy and get left out.

This is a test run of combining some of my cash game action and tournament action for you guys because I want this to be a profitable venture.

2+2 Poker Forum user PuraVida will be with me on trip and he'll watch the cash game sessions if any of you have concerns about the wins or losses.

After Cincinnati, "The People's Bankroll" will be dispersed accordingly, and staking for the next trip/event will open up in this thread.

All funds must be sent via Paypal or Chase Quickpay.

Western Union is too much of a hassle.

In fact, today I remembered I had not collected from two people who staked me for WSOP Main Event and sent their money Western Union.

Here's what happened when I went to try to collect those funds and then was told I have to contact customer service on the website...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=283

So, if you sent me $$$ during WSOP via Western Union, just go cancel it and keep the cash YA FILTHY ANIMALS.

Now, onto those who did stake me for The World Series Of Poker...

You think I forgot about you bastards?

golfpro
hitsy
norcaljew
DgiHarris
polarbeat
rponeal
Spectral Fury
rolledup222
TheTank
zima421
Shain67
Senor Bendito
el rata
er7eman
laxxed
card08
Batpoker
nutsbusted
deke71
epcfast
TommyD
thedinergetsby
bip!
hfrog
lighttower21
acdawg712
tmade
tiltstermc
dudeoflife
georgeluz
adamschwartz
bluffmynuts
oveD
Kyle_R
loonybird
pghduilaw
shottaker
jcorb
Anonymous man
Bidz
harrythepro
shanywing
Nick G.
Aesah
nogoodtoday
5south
Bubonic Play
nbajam
king_lewis8
fsunole64
gilmore38
pquest99
black aces 518
Darrin F.
Mr.Action
ryhenicee
Checktrap11
GrimeRat420
acdawg712
thedinergetsby
iplaywasted
Mrtimclaum
grindh0g day
mightyredzood
Dankness
lvpokerpro
noseeds99
thelipofund
Adam The Dealer
Tom H.
karansood

Whether you want in on this or not, you've got a free roll with me coming up in the future and if I don't cash in it I'll probably end up punishing myself by getting all of your names tattooed on my ass. Will make a cool story and I'll probably be able to pick up some past her prime chick with saggy tits at a biker bar when she asks to see my "ink" and I tell her the story behind it.

Finally, since I am a liberal and all...

I'd like to humbly extend my hand and beg for one or more of the fat ass dirty dollar bills you may have in your pocket that would go towards a writing project I have planned.

You can read about it and contribute here...

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ri...elet/x/4179887

One last thing, I will say "NO" to all sponsorships unless whoever is offering me money will snort cocaine out of a stripper's a$$hole so I know that I can go on being myself and blogging for you, the people....

WHAT YA GONNA DO, WHEN THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP 4 BET BLUFFS LIGHT ALL IN ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/Lotgrinder

Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Lotgrinder

Last staking thread I made:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/18...poker-1332044/

Second bullet for event 2, Flight C, is 100% refundable if I don't need it.

Stakers:

Kyle R. (5%)

res 1%

Stakers:

Kyle R. (5%) Paid
ClemsonFTW

reserve 1% PM me your paypal info

gotta take it cause your thread made me lol hard (not this one the epic long one)

So people paying for your cash games via staking get all of the profit?

You weren't too clear with that.

hope to see some crashing and burning and emo lol posts

If you own 1% of the package and I make $2,000.00 in the 3 cash game sessions.

You get 1% of the cash game profit in addition to 1% of the cash game bankroll ($1200) back.

So, in the above example, you'd be getting $32.00 back.

That's in addition to anything I make in the tournaments.

I am selling my cash game action at this low of a mark-up because...

1)This is a test run for an idea I have.
2)I am still growing as a tournament player and I have more faith in my ability to beat cash games than I do win tournaments.

But, that's all going to change soon because I can assure you that most of the field in these $365 and $580 tournaments absolutely suck and couldn't beat a $1/$2 NLHE cash game for $5.00 a hour.

Get in while the gettings good or just stand and cheer on the sidelines.

It's up to you my friend.

People generally don't invest in the live cash stakes since results are impossible to verify so you might want to remove that. GL!

People will start to after they see the results of this test run.

Like I said, I am doing this deal whether 5% of me gets bought up or 70% bought up.

I am doing anyone who wants in a favor to let them get a piece of my cash game action.

It's a guaranteed return.

I don't lose overall at $1/$2 NLHE.

$2/$5 there is more risk involved, therefore I'll be playing that on different days/100% on my bankroll.

Notice how I selected the juiciest cash game days for my investors?

If most people don't trust me now, that's fine.

I realize this is something new and we live in a world full of scoundrels like Lock pros or people that do not fulfill obligations of a stake.

In time, there will be no doubts about me,though.

In addition to winning you all some money, I plan to leave you thoroughly entertained.

You are not only investing in a poker player, you are investing in a storyline.

Stay tuned and get ya popcorn ready.

Won't happen, can't lose with the cash game action included...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ0bG_7L3Sw

Now a new look in my eyes my spirit rise
Forget the past
Present tense works and lasts
Got **** on
Pissed on
Spit on
Stepped on
****ed with
Pointed at by lesser men


New life in place of old life
Unscarred by trials

A new level of confidence and power

Demanding plea for unity between us all --
United stand
Death before divided fall
In mock military order
Vulgar
Power
Impatient
Because time is shorter

No ****ing surrender
Can't lose...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/17...celet-1357608/

Stakers:

Kyle R. (5%) Paid
ClemsonFTW (1%)
blufTTewe (1%)

1%. Must not miss out this time.

Your confidence will be rewarded.

Also...rufus212 has pm'd and is in for 5%.

One last note, the third cash game day is September 28th.

I made a typo when I listed September 20th twice.

Is cash in Cincy an option?

Absolutely....and hopefully you'll be in the room during the 1/2 cash sessions because I would love witnesses to verify that I would never mishandle "The People's Bankroll."

Ill take 2% via PayPal, pming for email

Stakers:

Kyle R. (5%) Paid
ClemsonFTW (1%)
blufTTewe (1%)
rufus2012 (5%)
Cfalls (1%)
buggits30 (2%)
cumonguys (?)

Lotgrinder's Guide To Getting Laid On Facebook

I know some of you poker studs out there might be feeling lonely this summer and I wanted to share the best way to go about picking up girls on Facebook before winter is here....

1.You go for the friend add.

2.As soon as you achieve the friend add you start going through all the girls pics and be sure to "like" all the photos of her that are the most provocative.
(This will show her that you really care about her since you're surfing through every photo she ever put up on her page. Girls love when you do this.)

3.After you've "liked" at least 10 of her photos that are more than six months old you'll want to move onto her status updates and be sure to "like" all of those as well.
(Now she knows you appreciate her mind as well as her looks, the stage is set.)

4.You sign onto Facebook chat and just sit there waiting for her to sign on. When she does you message her within 10 seconds.
(If you wait any longer than that, she'll know that you're talking to other girls on the chat feature, and girls definitely don't want to be the second option. You snooze, you lose hoss.)

5.You pop the big question, you ask her to go somewhere nice and expensive like Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Ruby Tuesdays, Outback Steakhouse.

Then bam, it's on...

Put the case of Bud Light Lime on ice for when you get home after the night out on the town, you'll be golden, trust me.

If you're really looking to go the extra mile, you can do the following things to further enhance your own personal Facebook profile.

1.Make sure to add all those sexual topic groups to your page like "freaks in the sheets".."big booty girls"..etc...etc..

2.If you have a good physique, add some shirtless bathroom pics to your profile.

3.If you're not completely busto, and have a few hundred dollars in 20's or 50's laying around, take some pics with the cash and add it to your profile.

4.If you, your friends, or family own any guns, be sure to add a pic of you holding a gun.
(This works best when going after a girl who loves "bad boys," and it works even better if you take this pic with your shirt off.)

Well, I think that's all the info I am going to give you for now.

Have fun and good luck.

Over and out,
-LG

Here's something for you "In The Meantime" before the real action begins...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5mB9U07DT0

Earth tone suits you
So give it a smile
If I could hold your feet down
Get to know for awhile

To make due is a promise
Hard to keep without help
Never taught to look in
I'm too concerned with my health

Help me spread right, ash is
Cow fertilized
Come down in a feed town
Strength to minimize

Hold it

In the meantime

Also....

Today I am departing to Bioloxi, MS.

No tournament action, though.

I am only staying until 6:30pm on Friday.

If any of you guys that have enjoyed my threads over the last year, please send me an im so we can meet/crack a beer or two.

Stakers:

Kyle R. (5%) Paid
ClemsonFTW (1%)
blufTTewe (1%)
rufus2012 (5%) Paid
Cfalls (1%)
buggits30 (2%) Paid
cumonguys (?)

sent, glgl

i'm in for another round.
2%