Stakers:

grindhogday- 3% ($75)
senorbendito- 8% ($200)
Golfpro- 4% ($100)
rolledup222-2% ($50)
zima421- 4% ($100)
laxxed- 4% ($100)
sqydro- 4% ($100)
FA-DEED- 1% ($25)
GrimeRat420-4% ($100)
acdawg712- 1% ($25)
thedinergetsby-2% ($50)
mightyredwud-4% ($100) -split with dankness3
MrTimCaum- 4% ($100)
nbajam- 2% ($50)
sheebz13- 1% ($25)
iplaywasted-1% ($25)
chiefsfan17- 4% ($100)
goldenbears- 4% ($100)
rodgethat-2% ($50)
deke971-2% ($50)
nutsbusted-4% ($100)
rponeal- 2% ($50)
jcorb- 1% ($25)
The Tank- 2% ($50) X

It's about time to go play some poker.

I hope the MGM waitress with huge tits is working so I can stare at them all day.

Little things like that helps keep the average American man from losing his mind.

just sent for my 2% on paypal,gl

In an effort to help me lose weight for the World Series Of Poker...

I've found a fine young American woman who has agreed to send me American flag bikini photos for every 5lbs I lose.

She used to live in Michigan, but moved to California, and is an aspiring model/designer.

Trying to obtain permission to post pics in this thread.

Anticipating a green light as she is one of the nicest/coolest girls I know.

Hang tight.

Stakers:

grindhogday- 3% ($75)
senorbendito- 8% ($200)
Golfpro- 4% ($100)
rolledup222-2% ($50)
zima421- 4% ($100)
laxxed- 4% ($100)
sqydro- 4% ($100)
FA-DEED- 1% ($25)
GrimeRat420-4% ($100)
acdawg712- 1% ($25)
thedinergetsby-2% ($50)
mightyredwud-4% ($100) -split with dankness3
MrTimCaum- 4% ($100)
nbajam- 2% ($50)
sheebz13- 1% ($25)
iplaywasted-1% ($25)
chiefsfan17- 4% ($100)
goldenbears- 4% ($100)
rodgethat-2% ($50)
deke971-2% ($50) X
nutsbusted-4% ($100)
rponeal- 2% ($50)
jcorb- 1% ($25)
The Tank- 2% ($50) X

A+ OP.

Make sure you have a nametag. You should buy a roll of them and hand them out at the table.

do you ever play at MCC? Can't tell if I recognize you or not. Good luck with this, I'm in for beers in Vegas.

Stakers:

grindhogday- 3% ($75)
senorbendito- 8% ($200)
Golfpro- 4% ($100)
rolledup222-2% ($50)
zima421- 4% ($100)
laxxed- 4% ($100)
sqydro- 4% ($100)
FA-DEED- 1% ($25)
GrimeRat420-4% ($100) X
acdawg712- 1% ($25)
thedinergetsby-2% ($50)
mightyredwud-4% ($100) -split with dankness3
MrTimCaum- 4% ($100)
nbajam- 2% ($50)
sheebz13- 1% ($25)
iplaywasted-1% ($25)
chiefsfan17- 4% ($100)
goldenbears- 4% ($100)
rodgethat-2% ($50)
deke971-2% ($50) X
nutsbusted-4% ($100)
rponeal- 2% ($50)
jcorb- 1% ($25)
The Tank- 2% ($50) X

Yes, I do play MCC, but I have a lot of different looks.

Basically, I try to look white trashy at all times because I don't want people thinking I take the game or money seriously.

I'll be setting a meet up/party date for all of those who will be in Vegas where we can all get beers.

Glad that I brought some entertainment to everyone's life with the OP.

Soon, I'll be bringing some money.

I am confident I can muddle through the lower stakes buy-in fields.

Was SUPER busy today, so didn't get to play.

Nice one, if anyone drops out I'm in for 2%, just want a fun sweat.

jmv clutch@yahoo.com

wouldn't work for me on paypal, dang.

dude OP you're fkking awesome this thread made my day lol GL out there bro

Thanks hoss.

Will do.

It's jmv_clutch@yahoo.com.

I think you should add more tournies and run for the mayor of toronto.

GL

I had one other idea.

Me, in the exact outfit I posted...

With a "Hello My Name Is" name-tag that says "Big Shooter."

I seek out a traditionally played deepstack $5-$10 or $10-$25 game and proceed to buy in for the table minimum/then play like a nit.

Like, I sit down, the dealer kind of laughs at the look/nametag, then I ask, "What's the minimum I can buy in for?"

I am going to try to make this happen.

I'd basically only play All PP and AK, AQ from all positions except HJ, CO, or OTB.

When I doubled through some dirty looking hoodie punk kid, I'd then open up from HJ, CO, and OTB.

I'd talk with the table about how I am rich because I won a few k at blackjack and wanted to try this "HOLD EM CRAP" cuz I saw it on Tv and it just looks like a bunch of young punks trying to bluff one another.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAh
seems like a legit plan to me, I do think when you look at your cards you should pull them up to your eyes in really fast manor.

I would act completely unaware of proper poker etiquette while also still trying to be super friendly/get drunk...

I'd constantly ask people, "what you'd have?"

"Show?" "Show?"

I want to get to Vegas first, meet some of my stakers, have a few drinks with them, and then perhaps decide to add another staking opportunity here.

I will be playing $1/$3 and lots of $2/$5 on my own dime.

(I feel I have what it takes to adjust to any table dynamics found at those tables and employ the right style to be profitable.)

I would love to take a shot half staked at $5/$10.

(I feel as though I should ease into that as a nit due to lack of experience.)

paypal sent

best of luck

maybe take a page out of 'The Sting' and splash some gin on yourself once in a while!

Ill take %2 of tourneys, i can do paypal or cash in Vegas.

Did not receive.

My paypal is jmv_clutch@yahoo.com

You have to use the underscore.

Make sure to contact paypal/stop that payment to whoever you sent it to...

We will meet up and discuss this for sure.

I will be at Ballys from June 3rd to June 24th.

You and Spectral Fury are both on the waiting list in case anyone backs out.

cancelled and re-sent correctly this time I hope. I am Mr. Magoo.

the underscore is confusing. It's jmv(underscore)clutch@yahoo.com. Crikey it's hell when you are old. Run good and have a good time.

Oh I didn't realize you sold out, I'll take a piece of your 5/10 action then, I get to Vegas on the 6th and let's meet up.