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Old 05-14-2013, 10:06 PM   #1
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I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

Personal Accomplishments:

Multiple felon.
Countless Misdemeanors.
High School Debate Class Champion.
Top Three Internet Sales Director In America For Ford.
Made It Through Watching "The Notebook".."The Twilight Series".. And Even "Spice World" With Girls In The Past.

Lifetime Accomplishment:
This girl has frequently given me blowjobs while I watch Sportscenter...



Poker Accomplishments:

Played in four $550.00 WSOP Circuit Events and have cashed out a whopping $620.00 USD.

Played in one $5.50 online Sit n Go, won it, and retired "King of The $5.50 Online Sit N Go."

Currently beating the $1/$2 NLHE Detroit cash game poker circuit for $20+ a hour.

I was also always the best at the home poker games I hosted in my parent's basement.

What Type Of Staking I Am Looking For:

While I am in Las Vegas I plan to use my own bankroll to play $1/$3+$2/$5 NLHE, but I'd also like to take a shot at a small $500.00 Venetian Deepstack event and one $1500.00 World Series Of Poker Event.

Schedule:

Venetian Deepstack Extravaganza No-Limit Hold'em ($500)
Tuesday, June 04, 2013

WSOP Event #14: No-Limit Hold'em ($1500.00)
Thursday, June 06, 2013 to Saturday, June 08, 2013

$2,000.00 of total action, no mark up, willing to sell up to 70%.

1%= $20.00
5%= $100.00
10%=$200.00

Payment:

I can receive funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, or wire transfer.

I can send funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, wire transfer, or money order.

Taxes:

I must hold 30% until all proper paperwork/forms are filled out.

Why You Should Have Faith In Me:

I'll be wearing these pants...



I'll be wearing this shirt...



I'll be wearing this hat...



I'll be drinking beer out of these cans...



If all that isn't enough, this song will be pulsating through my headphones...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffFBdWBp0NE

Would you **** with me?

Would you be crazy enough to call one of my raises or try to run a bluff on me?

Why would you stake anyone else besides me?

I'm going to smack the taste out of all these "Beats By Dre" headphone sporting swines' mouth.

Hit these poker goobers so hard that their zits pop and the puss flys all over whatever sponsored poker slag is sitting right next to them.

When I take my seat at the final table I'll be wearing...



Why You Should Trust Me To Pay You Back:

I can parade at least 3 ex drug dealers in this thread who would have went to jail if it wasn't for me refusing to turn states evidence against them.

I'm a multiple felon because I'm not a rat.

My word is gold, I keep it no matter what, even if I have to do 104 days in Isabella County Jail, Michigan.

The only people I have ever lied to were teachers, principals, police, and DEA agents.

I don't have a wife or kid yet, so I haven't had to cross that line.

Stakers:

grindhogday- 5%
senorbendito- 10%
Golfpro- 5%

Additional Tournaments:

Will consider playing additional tournaments if there is enough interest and if my stakers are satisfied with my results.

If you have any questions, feel free to pm or ask them in this thread.

Over and out,
L.G.

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Old 05-14-2013, 10:44 PM   #2
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

gl


i will be rooting for you out there!


5%

cash in vegas

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Old 05-14-2013, 10:45 PM   #3
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

trying to find a reason to not buy..... discussing with partners
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Old 05-14-2013, 10:45 PM   #4
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2%. PM me Paypal info. Love your other thread.
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Old 05-14-2013, 10:52 PM   #5
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

I just wanted to say this is one of the best OPs of all time

I have faith in you my friend! See you at the FT
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:02 PM   #6
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

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grindhogday- 5%
senorbendito- 10%
Golfpro- 5%
rolledup222-2%
zima421- 5%
laxxed- 5%

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Old 05-14-2013, 11:03 PM   #7
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trying to find a reason to not buy..... discussing with partners
im in
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:04 PM   #8
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If you have any performance enhancing drugs like adderall that you'd like to mail in I will even cheat to win.

Let me know.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:05 PM   #9
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5-Star MP thread... GL bud!
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:09 PM   #10
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5-Star MP thread... GL bud!
Thank you.

I am planning to beat that Venetian Deepstack and WSOP Event field like a god-damn gong.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:15 PM   #11
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I just wanted to say this is one of the best OPs of all time

I have faith in you my friend! See you at the FT
Thank you.

Come say "hi" if you see me, I am not joking about the outfits.

Might even enter the WSOP poker room with my friends holding a boombox bumping this track....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzDDJm27vmc

I'm tired of seeing all these euro lagtards or aussie swine win tournaments on our home turf.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:15 PM   #12
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

one of the best posts i've ever seen
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:15 PM   #13
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would like to know the reason madmarvin didn't take all your action
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:16 PM   #14
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5%
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:18 PM   #15
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

Might have to get a piece, but only if it's at least 85% Peruvian Flake or better? The kind that sifts through a giant straw like an old Sears vacuum.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:24 PM   #16
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5%
I won't let you down.

I've been timing my workouts specifically to be at the gym when this hot girl uses the stairmaster in front of my treadmill and because of that I've been able to increase my own cardio sessions by at least 30 minutes a day and cut weight.

I should be arriving into Las Vegas standing at a towering 6'0 and weighing in at around 199lb, down from 220lb just two months ago.

I plan to come in firing on all cylinders.
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:25 PM   #17
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Might have to get a piece, but only if it's at least 85% Peruvian Flake or better? The kind that sifts through a giant straw like an old Sears vacuum.
I can provide you that and most likely a hot woman whose ass you could snort it off of....
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:26 PM   #18
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res. all
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:31 PM   #19
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:39 PM   #20
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:41 PM   #21
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Old 05-14-2013, 11:48 PM   #22
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

I think I'd like to limit maximum staking investment at 10% to start out and do just these two tournaments.

Once things go well and I send you back your money as promised, we can discuss bigger stakes/tournaments.

I eventually want to be staked because of a proven track record in tournaments, not because I'm a likeable guy chasing the American poker dream.

I start my poker road trip soon and will be stopping in these cities/casinos while on the journey...

Horseshoe Hammond- Chicago, Illinois
Lumiere Place- St.Louis, Missouri
Hard Rock Tulsa, Oklahoma
Hard Rock- Albuquerque, New Mexico
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me - Las Vegas, Nevada
Commerce, Bike, Hustler- Los Angeles, California
Talking Stick Casino- Phoenix, Arizona
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me- New Orleans, Louisiana
Beau Rivage - Bioloxi, Missisippi
Hard Rock- Tampa Bay, Florida
Bestbet- Jacksonville, Florida
Sun Cruz- Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Wherever The God Damn Trip Takes Me- Atlantic City, New Jersey
Parx- Philidelphia, Pennsylvania
Presque Isle Downs- Erie, Pennsylvania
Hollywood Casino- Cleveland, Ohio

I'll be posting trip updates and poker session updates along the way.

I'll be an open book and you can decide to give staking or withdraw staking at any time.

My journey starts sometime towards the end of next week.

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Old 05-14-2013, 11:58 PM   #23
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il take 5% just to meet u in vegas, if ur wearing that stuff be the most worthy investment around, i mean how can u loose
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:02 AM   #24
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il take 5% just to meet u in vegas, if ur wearing that stuff be the most worthy investment around, i mean how can u loose
I prefer to look like one that does not study the game and has no aspirations to be great at playing poker.

So, I've got a lot better shirts, hats, and outfits that I haven't even posted yet.

You'll start to see some of them when my road trip starts.

I have $12,000.00 for cash games and can beat $1/$2 for $20 a hour in my sleep if anything goes wrong at $2/$5.

So, I'll definitely be appearing in Las Vegas to meet you.

I've got you down for 5% sir.
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Old 05-15-2013, 12:03 AM   #25
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Re: I Am A Bull Ready To Run Wild On The 2013 World Series Of Poker

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grindhogday- 5%
senorbendito- 10%
Golfpro- 5%
rolledup222-2%
zima421- 5%
laxxed- 5%
sqydro- 5%
FA-DEED- 1%
GrimeRat420-5%

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