High School Debate Class Champion.
Top Three Internet Sales Director In America For Ford.
Made It Through Watching "The Notebook".."The Twilight Series".. And Even "Spice World" With Girls In The Past.
This girl has frequently given me blowjobs while I watch Sportscenter...
Played in four $550.00 WSOP Circuit Events and have cashed out a whopping $620.00 USD.
Played in one $5.50 online Sit n Go, won it, and retired "King of The $5.50 Online Sit N Go."
Currently beating the $1/$2 NLHE Detroit cash game poker circuit for $20+ a hour.
I was also always the best at the home poker games I hosted in my parent's basement.
What Type Of Staking I Am Looking For:
While I am in Las Vegas I plan to use my own bankroll to play $1/$3+$2/$5 NLHE, but I'd also like to take a shot at a small $500.00 Venetian Deepstack event and one $1500.00 World Series Of Poker Event.
Venetian Deepstack Extravaganza No-Limit Hold'em ($500)
Tuesday, June 04, 2013
WSOP Event #14: No-Limit Hold'em ($1500.00)
Thursday, June 06, 2013 to Saturday, June 08, 2013
$2,000.00 of total action, no mark up, willing to sell up to 70%.
I can receive funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, or wire transfer.
I can send funds via paypal, Chase Quickpay, wire transfer, or money order.
I must hold 30% until all proper paperwork/forms are filled out.
Why You Should Have Faith In Me:
I'll be wearing these pants...
I'll be wearing this shirt...
I'll be wearing this hat...
I'll be drinking beer out of these cans...
If all that isn't enough, this song will be pulsating through my headphones...
Would you **** with me?
Would you be crazy enough to call one of my raises or try to run a bluff on me?
Why would you stake anyone else besides me?
I'm going to smack the taste out of all these "Beats By Dre" headphone sporting swines' mouth.
Hit these poker goobers so hard that their zits pop and the puss flys all over whatever sponsored poker slag is sitting right next to them.
When I take my seat at the final table I'll be wearing...
Why You Should Trust Me To Pay You Back:
I can parade at least 3 ex drug dealers in this thread who would have went to jail if it wasn't for me refusing to turn states evidence against them.
I'm a multiple felon because I'm not a rat.
My word is gold, I keep it no matter what, even if I have to do 104 days in Isabella County Jail, Michigan.
The only people I have ever lied to were teachers, principals, police, and DEA agents.
I don't have a wife or kid yet, so I haven't had to cross that line.
Will consider playing additional tournaments if there is enough interest and if my stakers are satisfied with my results.
If you have any questions, feel free to pm or ask them in this thread.
Over and out,